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Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepar...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Yeah.
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchas...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's...
ebony big location gunner
  03/23/18
Seymour!
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering ...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
I thought we were having steamed clams.
Drab Den
  03/23/18
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Uh, upstate New York.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone us...
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
I see.
Drab Den
  03/23/18
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the...
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
For steamed hams.
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Yes.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that th...
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Ye
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
You know, the
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
One thing I should
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Excuse me for one second.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Of course.
Drab Den
  03/23/18
*fire noises in background*
poppy misanthropic box office
  03/23/18
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm po...
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Aurora borealis.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Uh- Aurora borealis! At this time of year, at this time of d...
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Yes.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
May I see it?
Drab Den
  03/23/18
No.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Seymour! The house is on fire!
laughsome casino
  03/23/18
No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.
Erotic Dilemma Clown
  03/23/18
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you stea...
Drab Den
  03/23/18
Help! Help!
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  03/23/18
...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Drab Den

Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Drab Den

Yeah.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1).#35672212)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: ebony big location gunner

Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Drab Den

Seymour!

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Drab Den

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Drab Den

I thought we were having steamed clams.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Drab Den

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Yes. It's a regional dialect.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Drab Den

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Uh, upstate New York.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Drab Den

Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Drab Den

I see.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Drab Den

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1).#35672262)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Drab Den

For steamed hams.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Yes.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Drab Den

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Ye

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

You know, the

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

One thing I should

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Excuse me for one second.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Drab Den

Of course.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic box office

*fire noises in background*

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Drab Den

Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Aurora borealis.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Drab Den

Uh- Aurora borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

Yes.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Drab Den

May I see it?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

No.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: laughsome casino

Seymour! The house is on fire!

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Erotic Dilemma Clown

No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1).#35672335)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Drab Den

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: laughsome casino

Help! Help!

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Lemon temple



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