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Steamed Hams but it's a thread on autoadmit

Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepar...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Yeah.
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchas...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's...
Hilarious Halford Hell
  03/23/18
Seymour!
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering ...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
I thought we were having steamed clams.
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Yes. It's a regional dialect.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Uh, upstate New York.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone us...
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
I see.
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the...
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
For steamed hams.
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Yes.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that th...
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Ye
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
You know, the
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
One thing I should
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Excuse me for one second.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Of course.
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
*fire noises in background*
Trip Den
  03/23/18
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm po...
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Aurora borealis.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Uh- Aurora borealis! At this time of year, at this time of d...
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Yes.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
May I see it?
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
No.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Seymour! The house is on fire!
purple garrison
  03/23/18
No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.
transparent lodge milk
  03/23/18
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you stea...
stirring spot mexican
  03/23/18
Help! Help!
purple garrison
  03/23/18
...
adventurous insecure station
  03/23/18


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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672206)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672208)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Yeah.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672212)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Hilarious Halford Hell

Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672222)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Seymour!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672229)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672231)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672232)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672235)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672238)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

I thought we were having steamed clams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672241)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672243)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Yes. It's a regional dialect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672247)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Uh, upstate New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672251)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672255)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

I see.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672261)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672262)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

For steamed hams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672264)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Yes.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672271)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Ye

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

You know, the

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672276)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

One thing I should

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Excuse me for one second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672282)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Of course.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Trip Den

*fire noises in background*

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672300)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672301)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Aurora borealis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672302)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Uh- Aurora borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672307)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

Yes.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

May I see it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672315)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

No.

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: purple garrison

Seymour! The house is on fire!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672332)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: transparent lodge milk

No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672335)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: stirring spot mexican

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927049&forum_id=1�1�7��#35672342)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: purple garrison

Help! Help!

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous insecure station



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