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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
Appetizing halford casino
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
boyish wagecucks
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Wild Trailer Park
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
sable heaven boistinker
  05/22/07
The worst...
Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
sable heaven boistinker
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
Bat-shit-crazy spot kitty cat
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
  05/22/07
Happens.
Bat-shit-crazy spot kitty cat
  05/22/07
...
Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
azure excitant mad cow disease house
  05/22/07
good read
Marvelous national hunting ground
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
Aphrodisiac coiffed dog poop puppy
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
Racy indian lodge toaster
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
Trip mental disorder
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
Zombie-like Philosopher-king Nowag
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
sepia bateful hell
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
Painfully Honest Impertinent Theatre
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Wild Trailer Park
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Wild Trailer Park
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Appetizing halford casino

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: boyish wagecucks

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Wild Trailer Park

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: sable heaven boistinker

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: sable heaven boistinker

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spot kitty cat

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spot kitty cat

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: azure excitant mad cow disease house

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous national hunting ground

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coiffed dog poop puppy

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Racy indian lodge toaster

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Trip mental disorder

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like Philosopher-king Nowag

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: sepia bateful hell

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Impertinent Theatre

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Wild Trailer Park

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Wild Trailer Park

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)