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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM Author: Appetizing halford casino
I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.
There's something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.
They're all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM Author: sable heaven boistinker
i hope this isn't real.
i just puked in my mouth.
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM Author: Idiotic Judgmental Dragon Abode
nah, it was the deep throating.
p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM Author: azure excitant mad cow disease house
fast times at WUSTL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: Marvelous national hunting ground
good read
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Aphrodisiac coiffed dog poop puppy
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM Author: Racy indian lodge toaster
Centipedes? In my vagina?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM Author: Trip mental disorder
haha excellent work
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM Author: Zombie-like Philosopher-king Nowag
hahahahaha fucking sick man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611) |
Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM Author: sepia bateful hell
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM Author: Painfully Honest Impertinent Theatre
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM Author: Wild Trailer Park
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM Author: Wild Trailer Park
"oh, they're just thread worms."
classic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593) |
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