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Smoky Razzle Water Buffalo Gas Station
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
soggy turdskin
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
coiffed slippery international law enforcement agency
  05/22/07
The worst...
Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
coiffed slippery international law enforcement agency
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
Rebellious Garrison
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
  05/22/07
Happens.
Rebellious Garrison
  05/22/07
...
Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
violet demanding lodge
  05/22/07
good read
exhilarant people who are hurt jap
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
excitant house
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
provocative school cafeteria
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
cobalt disgusting station digit ratio
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
sable athletic conference spot
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
Beady-eyed Piazza Generalized Bond
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
splenetic market multi-billionaire
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle Water Buffalo Gas Station

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: soggy turdskin

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: coiffed slippery international law enforcement agency

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: coiffed slippery international law enforcement agency

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Rebellious Garrison

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Rebellious Garrison

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Ivory Bat-shit-crazy Gay Wizard
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: violet demanding lodge

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant people who are hurt jap

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: excitant house

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: provocative school cafeteria

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: cobalt disgusting station digit ratio

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: sable athletic conference spot

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Piazza Generalized Bond

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: splenetic market multi-billionaire

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: insecure sapphire ticket booth toaster

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)