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You fuckers are all pretty worthless [media kid]

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a...
Massive Reading Party Fortuitous Meteor
  08/08/05
A+ 180
Offensive Slippery Round Eye Location
  08/08/05
Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My colleg...
tan thriller orchestra pit
  08/09/05
You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores&...
marvelous unholy business firm
  08/09/05
I couldn't care less about anything
Low-t pearl milk house
  08/09/05
180
Arousing chocolate principal's office
  08/09/05
186
Tripping irradiated stag film
  08/09/05
You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny b...
Deep plum home kitty cat
  08/09/05
What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking a...
Floppy shrine
  08/09/05
i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.
Bateful saffron temple
  08/09/05
I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Floppy shrine
  08/09/05
175
Massive Reading Party Fortuitous Meteor
  08/09/05
every law boarder sounds the same these days. I went to a...
histrionic shitlib lay
  08/09/05
PWNED! PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!
Tripping irradiated stag film
  08/09/05
TTTTTTTSEF!
histrionic shitlib lay
  08/09/05
...
henna box office foreskin
  08/09/05
shut up bitch PWNED
hilarious garrison hissy fit
  08/09/05
woah, true
house-broken brindle goal in life
  08/09/05
and every college boarder sounds the same these days: &qu...
iridescent clown pozpig
  08/09/05
who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was bare...
house-broken brindle goal in life
  08/09/05
the difference is, the other guys description was actually s...
Odious kitchen idiot
  08/09/05
don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have s...
Odious kitchen idiot
  08/09/05
bumpity-bump-bump
well-lubricated razzle gaping
  08/11/05


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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Massive Reading Party Fortuitous Meteor

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a bunch of worthless, non-elite strivers. I can't believe that, in the middle of fucking August, you're on this lame board discussing college admissions, which only striver wannabe status whores could care so much about. It's summer! Shouldn't you be out, I don't know... living life?

At least the lawboard is interesting. You fuckers are all a bunch of dull, dronish strivers who think getting into Harvard is an accomplishment. Well, from a public school, maybe it is. From my prep school, it was a dishonor NOT to get in; those were the kinds of connections our guidance counselors had. Half the kids from my high school went to HYP, including some pretty mediocre intellects. I had a 1320 SAT (alcohol) and got in everywhere I applied. HTH

You fuckers are so TTT that I will not only PWN you in all categories of life, but I will create new categories in which to PWN you, and destroy you in them, too. Then I will invite you to create categories, and I will PWN you even in the ones you created, unless they are TTT categories like pig-fellating or something of that sort.

Here are my biggest problems with the college board, which also comprise the reasons I don't post here except to insult you:

You have no culture or intellectual curiosity, and think that being invited into "investment banking" is the highest reward society can bestow.

You would suck an 85-year-old man's cock to get into/transfer into Harvard.

You are all highly unprestigious, stupid, and wasting your lives away on dumb message boards like this.

You put an unhealthy amount of time and energy into thinking about college admissions. What a stupid, pedestrian concern! If you have connections, you can get by with a TTT SAT score and mediocre grades. Trust me.

Do you realize that my gardener, who doesn't even speak English, makes more money than you fuckers will out of your Ivy League colleges? Why? We like making illiterate, unskilled servants richer than smooth-talking, transparent strivers. So there. Shine my shoes, striver-fucks. Then maybe I'll flash you a taste of real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536445)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:31 PM
Author: Offensive Slippery Round Eye Location

A+

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536466)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: tan thriller orchestra pit

Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My college educated four presidents, two vice presidents, and a supreme court justice...all as undergrads. You aren't to fit to bed in the hay that makes up the compost of the horses that pull the plows of my slaves, much less my carriage. Go back to your 'law' board at once!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537333)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: marvelous unholy business firm

You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores" schtick to bomb the... college board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543077)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Low-t pearl milk house

I couldn't care less about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543102)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:22 AM
Author: Arousing chocolate principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537015)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: Tripping irradiated stag film

186

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537057)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:35 AM
Author: Deep plum home kitty cat

You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny because every troll and his mom tried the same schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537109)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: Floppy shrine

What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking about? Suck my cock, I played college ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537185)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Bateful saffron temple

i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537224)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Floppy shrine

I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537241)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:49 AM
Author: Massive Reading Party Fortuitous Meteor

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537246)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: histrionic shitlib lay

every law boarder sounds the same these days.

I went to a PRESITIOUS, ELITE, and BOARDING school, you non-IVY middle class STRIVERS, i PWN you at LIFE, PWN3D you TTTSEF TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537338)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: Tripping irradiated stag film

PWNED!

PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537352)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:02 AM
Author: histrionic shitlib lay

TTTTTTTSEF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537358)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: henna box office foreskin
Subject: that was glorious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537372)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: hilarious garrison hissy fit

shut up bitch

PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543040)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:53 AM
Author: house-broken brindle goal in life

woah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537770)





Date: August 9th, 2005 2:01 AM
Author: iridescent clown pozpig

and every college boarder sounds the same these days:

"I went to UCLA. Although my parents are utterly ashamed of me and my gf has sex with black men, i display an outward sense of accomplishment and confidence and will hopefully get into Case Western Med school. if all goes well, I may be able to buy that shiny new Honda Element i've been eyeing."

prestige?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537820)





Date: August 9th, 2005 2:03 AM
Author: house-broken brindle goal in life

who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was barely an exaggeration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537832)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: Odious kitchen idiot

the difference is, the other guys description was actually somewhat accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3540229)





Date: August 9th, 2005 8:48 AM
Author: Odious kitchen idiot

don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have short attention spans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3538436)





Date: August 11th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated razzle gaping

bumpity-bump-bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3566578)