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| sapphire beady-eyed sex offender | 08/08/05 |
| claret senate therapy | 08/08/05 |
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| Curious garrison scourge upon the earth | 08/09/05 |
| Exciting Alcoholic Associate Dilemma | 08/09/05 |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: sapphire beady-eyed sex offender I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a bunch of worthless, non-elite strivers. I can't believe that, in the middle of fucking August, you're on this lame board discussing college admissions, which only striver wannabe status whores could care so much about. It's summer! Shouldn't you be out, I don't know... living life?
At least the lawboard is interesting. You fuckers are all a bunch of dull, dronish strivers who think getting into Harvard is an accomplishment. Well, from a public school, maybe it is. From my prep school, it was a dishonor NOT to get in; those were the kinds of connections our guidance counselors had. Half the kids from my high school went to HYP, including some pretty mediocre intellects. I had a 1320 SAT (alcohol) and got in everywhere I applied. HTH
You fuckers are so TTT that I will not only PWN you in all categories of life, but I will create new categories in which to PWN you, and destroy you in them, too. Then I will invite you to create categories, and I will PWN you even in the ones you created, unless they are TTT categories like pig-fellating or something of that sort.
Here are my biggest problems with the college board, which also comprise the reasons I don't post here except to insult you:
You have no culture or intellectual curiosity, and think that being invited into "investment banking" is the highest reward society can bestow.
You would suck an 85-year-old man's cock to get into/transfer into Harvard.
You are all highly unprestigious, stupid, and wasting your lives away on dumb message boards like this.
You put an unhealthy amount of time and energy into thinking about college admissions. What a stupid, pedestrian concern! If you have connections, you can get by with a TTT SAT score and mediocre grades. Trust me.
Do you realize that my gardener, who doesn't even speak English, makes more money than you fuckers will out of your Ivy League colleges? Why? We like making illiterate, unskilled servants richer than smooth-talking, transparent strivers. So there. Shine my shoes, striver-fucks. Then maybe I'll flash you a taste of real life. |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:31 PM Author: claret senate therapy A+ 180 |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:00 AM Author: Submissive hospital hominid Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My college educated four presidents, two vice presidents, and a supreme court justice...all as undergrads. You aren't to fit to bed in the hay that makes up the compost of the horses that pull the plows of my slaves, much less my carriage. Go back to your 'law' board at once! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537333) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: cerebral fantasy-prone meetinghouse athletic conference You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores" schtick to bomb the... college board? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543077) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: floppy heaven community account I couldn't care less about anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543102) |
Date: August 9th, 2005 12:22 AM Author: Curious garrison scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537015) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:28 AM Author: Exciting Alcoholic Associate Dilemma 186 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537057) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:35 AM Author: coral philosopher-king You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny because every troll and his mom tried the same schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537109) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:42 AM Author: Histrionic site What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking about? Suck my cock, I played college ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537185) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:47 AM Author: Thriller Private Investor Spot i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537224) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:48 AM Author: Histrionic site I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537241) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: sapphire beady-eyed sex offender 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537246) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM Author: sepia mentally impaired masturbator every law boarder sounds the same these days.
I went to a PRESITIOUS, ELITE, and BOARDING school, you non-IVY middle class STRIVERS, i PWN you at LIFE, PWN3D you TTTSEF TTTs. |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM Author: Exciting Alcoholic Associate Dilemma PWNED!
PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!! |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:02 AM Author: sepia mentally impaired masturbator TTTTTTTSEF! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537358) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:04 AM Author: hairraiser stage kitty Subject: that was glorious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537372) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Canary Water Buffalo shut up bitch
PWNED |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:53 AM Author: hideous fat ankles woah, true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537770) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 2:01 AM Author: Soul-stirring Very Tactful Telephone Wrinkle and every college boarder sounds the same these days:
"I went to UCLA. Although my parents are utterly ashamed of me and my gf has sex with black men, i display an outward sense of accomplishment and confidence and will hopefully get into Case Western Med school. if all goes well, I may be able to buy that shiny new Honda Element i've been eyeing."
prestige? |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 2:03 AM Author: hideous fat ankles who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was barely an exaggeration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537832) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:32 PM Author: house-broken awkward principal's office the difference is, the other guys description was actually somewhat accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3540229) |
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Date: August 9th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: house-broken awkward principal's office don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have short attention spans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3538436) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 10:32 PM Author: Milky cumskin bumpity-bump-bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3566578) |