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You fuckers are all pretty worthless [media kid]

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a...
boyish new version
  08/08/05
A+ 180
white concupiscible scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  08/08/05
Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My colleg...
fantasy-prone racy hell ceo
  08/09/05
You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores&...
hideous volcanic crater space
  08/09/05
I couldn't care less about anything
bronze psychic
  08/09/05
180
floppy filthpig patrolman
  08/09/05
186
Hot contagious address
  08/09/05
You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny b...
Laughsome liquid oxygen
  08/09/05
What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking a...
Apoplectic french chef theatre
  08/09/05
i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.
Free-loading lascivious trump supporter stag film
  08/09/05
I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Apoplectic french chef theatre
  08/09/05
175
boyish new version
  08/09/05
every law boarder sounds the same these days. I went to a...
Poppy son of senegal
  08/09/05
PWNED! PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!
Hot contagious address
  08/09/05
TTTTTTTSEF!
Poppy son of senegal
  08/09/05
...
lake disgusting legal warrant
  08/09/05
shut up bitch PWNED
Sadistic garnet school cafeteria ape
  08/09/05
woah, true
lilac vivacious hall regret
  08/09/05
and every college boarder sounds the same these days: &qu...
Mauve Spot
  08/09/05
who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was bare...
lilac vivacious hall regret
  08/09/05
the difference is, the other guys description was actually s...
Hyperactive umber old irish cottage
  08/09/05
don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have s...
Hyperactive umber old irish cottage
  08/09/05
bumpity-bump-bump
Irate sound barrier
  08/11/05


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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: boyish new version

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a bunch of worthless, non-elite strivers. I can't believe that, in the middle of fucking August, you're on this lame board discussing college admissions, which only striver wannabe status whores could care so much about. It's summer! Shouldn't you be out, I don't know... living life?

At least the lawboard is interesting. You fuckers are all a bunch of dull, dronish strivers who think getting into Harvard is an accomplishment. Well, from a public school, maybe it is. From my prep school, it was a dishonor NOT to get in; those were the kinds of connections our guidance counselors had. Half the kids from my high school went to HYP, including some pretty mediocre intellects. I had a 1320 SAT (alcohol) and got in everywhere I applied. HTH

You fuckers are so TTT that I will not only PWN you in all categories of life, but I will create new categories in which to PWN you, and destroy you in them, too. Then I will invite you to create categories, and I will PWN you even in the ones you created, unless they are TTT categories like pig-fellating or something of that sort.

Here are my biggest problems with the college board, which also comprise the reasons I don't post here except to insult you:

You have no culture or intellectual curiosity, and think that being invited into "investment banking" is the highest reward society can bestow.

You would suck an 85-year-old man's cock to get into/transfer into Harvard.

You are all highly unprestigious, stupid, and wasting your lives away on dumb message boards like this.

You put an unhealthy amount of time and energy into thinking about college admissions. What a stupid, pedestrian concern! If you have connections, you can get by with a TTT SAT score and mediocre grades. Trust me.

Do you realize that my gardener, who doesn't even speak English, makes more money than you fuckers will out of your Ivy League colleges? Why? We like making illiterate, unskilled servants richer than smooth-talking, transparent strivers. So there. Shine my shoes, striver-fucks. Then maybe I'll flash you a taste of real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536445)





Date: August 8th, 2005 11:31 PM
Author: white concupiscible scourge upon the earth friendly grandma

A+

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536466)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone racy hell ceo

Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My college educated four presidents, two vice presidents, and a supreme court justice...all as undergrads. You aren't to fit to bed in the hay that makes up the compost of the horses that pull the plows of my slaves, much less my carriage. Go back to your 'law' board at once!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537333)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: hideous volcanic crater space

You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores" schtick to bomb the... college board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543077)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: bronze psychic

I couldn't care less about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543102)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:22 AM
Author: floppy filthpig patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537015)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: Hot contagious address

186

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537057)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome liquid oxygen

You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny because every troll and his mom tried the same schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537109)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef theatre

What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking about? Suck my cock, I played college ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537185)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Free-loading lascivious trump supporter stag film

i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537224)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef theatre

I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537241)





Date: August 9th, 2005 12:49 AM
Author: boyish new version

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537246)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: Poppy son of senegal

every law boarder sounds the same these days.

I went to a PRESITIOUS, ELITE, and BOARDING school, you non-IVY middle class STRIVERS, i PWN you at LIFE, PWN3D you TTTSEF TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537338)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: Hot contagious address

PWNED!

PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537352)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:02 AM
Author: Poppy son of senegal

TTTTTTTSEF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537358)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: lake disgusting legal warrant
Subject: that was glorious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537372)





Date: August 9th, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: Sadistic garnet school cafeteria ape

shut up bitch

PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543040)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:53 AM
Author: lilac vivacious hall regret

woah, true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537770)





Date: August 9th, 2005 2:01 AM
Author: Mauve Spot

and every college boarder sounds the same these days:

"I went to UCLA. Although my parents are utterly ashamed of me and my gf has sex with black men, i display an outward sense of accomplishment and confidence and will hopefully get into Case Western Med school. if all goes well, I may be able to buy that shiny new Honda Element i've been eyeing."

prestige?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537820)





Date: August 9th, 2005 2:03 AM
Author: lilac vivacious hall regret

who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was barely an exaggeration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537832)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive umber old irish cottage

the difference is, the other guys description was actually somewhat accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3540229)





Date: August 9th, 2005 8:48 AM
Author: Hyperactive umber old irish cottage

don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have short attention spans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3538436)





Date: August 11th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Irate sound barrier

bumpity-bump-bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3566578)