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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM Author: ultramarine hunting ground I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.
There's something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.
They're all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM Author: harsh church cuckoldry EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM Author: Appetizing deep home perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating base i hope this isn't real.
i just puked in my mouth. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM Author: costumed frum step-uncle's house pocket flask Subject: The worst... is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM Author: Hyperventilating base that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM Author: costumed frum step-uncle's house pocket flask ty for the tip. never thought of that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM Author: sinister station Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM Author: costumed frum step-uncle's house pocket flask nah, it was the deep throating.
p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM Author: sinister station Happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM Author: costumed frum step-uncle's house pocket flask Subject: no hard feelings, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM Author: Stimulating principal's office gaping fast times at WUSTL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: pearly cerebral ceo trump supporter good read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Twinkling at-the-ready hospital hominid hi kubrickfan!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM Author: Magenta fortuitous meteor knife Centipedes? In my vagina? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM Author: twisted corner haha excellent work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM Author: confused genital piercing cuck hahahahaha fucking sick man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM Author: Slimy tantric resort Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM Author: rusted people who are hurt menage *hurls endless stream of puke from mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM Author: Appetizing deep home the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM Author: Appetizing deep home "oh, they're just thread worms."
classic. |