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IFNB Songbook: Hakuna Ma-Cock-A (repost)
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: cracking out-of-control box office (Reposting in IFNB bort) ---- Hakuna Ma-cock-a! It can shoot a fat load
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
Jerk it, and it'll explode
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It means no clothmos
Using up the bench press
It's our shitlib-free philosophy
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
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Why, when he was a young lifter
When I was a young training-twink!
Very nice!
Thanks!
He found his boihole lacked a certain appeal
Even an average BEEFMEETSTICK would make him squeal
I was a sensitive soul, who couldn't handle a MANCOCK
And it hurt that couldn't be a good COCK-DOCK
And oh, the shame
(He was ashamed!)
Thought of putting on cloths!
(Oh, who needs cloths?)
And I got a soft penis
(How did you feel?)
Every time that I-
CHANDLER! Not in front of the kids!
Oh... sorry
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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
What a tasty snack
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
You want one in your crack
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It means no clothmos
Using up the squat rack
It's our fiat-free philosophy
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
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Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
Hakuna Ma-cock-a!
Hakuna Ma-cock-a! |
Date: January 9th, 2018 8:28 PM Author: Wonderful white abode dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120606) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: Contagious fortuitous meteor tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35120675) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: cracking out-of-control box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35124989) |
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Date: January 15th, 2018 4:05 PM Author: Galvanic very tactful coldplay fan 180, but you have the third stanza wrong. Rewatching the movie yields the line "It means no clothmos with their clitpeen chodes." Please fix and we will add to the Songbook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35161856) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM Author: cracking out-of-control box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35213932) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:06 PM Author: cracking out-of-control box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3854620&forum_id=12#35221242) |