Option B: A very talented Scotsman will visit your Thanksgiving dinner. For 45 minutes, he will play any music that your dinner participants request: but he will play them only on the bagpipes. If you give him a request that isn't a traditional bagpipe song, such as "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga, he will do his best to arrange it for the bagpipes and then play it. He's really fast at arranging things for the bagpipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803422)

Option B: Atlantic columnist Ta-Nahesi Coates will attend your Thanksgiving dinner, and spend several hours chatting with you and your dinner colleagues about politics, history, and whatever random book he is reading this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803436)

Option B: You can expel guests from the Thanksgiving table. You simply point at them and yell "raus!", which is a German command that means roughly "go away". That person then packs up their stuff and leaves the building. The people you expel do not object to this and obey your command without question, but other guests at the table have free will as to how they react to this...of course, you can raus them too if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803460)

Option B: Hip-hop recording artist OJ da Juiceman will show up as a guest to your Thanksgiving dinner. He will not perform, but he is happy to discuss his work or anything else. Also a few members of his entourage will need to crash on the couch during dinner - they stayed up all night partying and desperately need sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803536)

Option B: A randomly-selected guest at your Thanksgiving dinner will win $1,000,000 in cold hard cash. A randomly-selected guest at your Thanksgiving dinner will have a non-fatal stroke that leads to serious, but not irreversible, impairment of their speech and mobility. Offer only good if you plan on having Thanksgiving dinner with at least six people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803557)

Option B: You can choose to have a perfectly tame, 14-foot long Burmese python around your neck during the entire meal. The python won't harm anyone, least of all you, and he won't eat any of the food...unless any large rodents are being served at your table, those he will definitely eat. If you don't know, this is what they look like: http://blog.syracuse.com/news/2008/06/zpython.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803621)

The Party Plane is configured like a lounge on the inside, with an open bar and two DJs. The other people on the plane with you break down as follows: 5% well-connected rich kids from large coastal cities, 5% girls who won a wet t-shirt contest to be there, 15% South Asian Students Association from Chicago-Booth School of Business, 25% radio contest winners (Top 40 stations), 25% boomers who paid full price for their tickets from Ticketmaster, 25% random people who bought a Groupon.

Option B: Everyone at the Thanksgiving table is required to buy you a gift, worth between $20 - $100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803597)

Option B: You can make any two guests at your Thanksgiving table fall in love...but you can't be one of those two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26803726)

Option B: one free item from skymall each year. You must order by Jan 30 and it arrives in June. No returns or exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2!#26806234)