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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
razzle-dazzle dead gay wizard
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Crusty Senate New Version
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
abnormal shrine queen of the night
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Crusty Senate New Version
  06/27/25
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Fluffy Nursing Home
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Crimson rigpig volcanic crater
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
electric at-the-ready love of her life
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Crimson rigpig volcanic crater
  06/27/25
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Bateful honey-headed coffee pot
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Shaky balding university milk
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Excitant brunch hairy legs
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Curious pit
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
wonderful carnelian roommate puppy
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Curious pit
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Lavender coldplay fan library
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Idiotic national incel
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dashing blue stage corn cake
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multi-colored legal warrant
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Rebellious principal's office
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frum cruise ship
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Rebellious principal's office
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Exciting Newt
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Sick Trailer Park
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Cobalt histrionic piazza patrolman
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
beta candlestick maker
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
peach big immigrant business firm
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
out-of-control chestnut church building
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Rebellious principal's office
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Fluffy Nursing Home
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Deranged brilliant jewess
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Shaky balding university milk
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dead gay wizard

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Crusty Senate New Version

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: abnormal shrine queen of the night

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Crusty Senate New Version

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Fluffy Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Crimson rigpig volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: electric at-the-ready love of her life

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Crimson rigpig volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Bateful honey-headed coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Shaky balding university milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Excitant brunch hairy legs

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Curious pit

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: wonderful carnelian roommate puppy

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Curious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Lavender coldplay fan library

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Idiotic national incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dashing blue stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: multi-colored legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rebellious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: frum cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Rebellious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Exciting Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Sick Trailer Park

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Cobalt histrionic piazza patrolman

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: beta candlestick maker

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: peach big immigrant business firm

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut church building

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rebellious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Fluffy Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Deranged brilliant jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Shaky balding university milk

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057026)