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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: avocado skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Slap-happy Fiercely-loyal Police Squad Hell I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Racy school Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: avocado skinny woman o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Slap-happy Fiercely-loyal Police Squad Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Peach main people mother kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Racy school cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Peach main people mother "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: brilliant vigorous laser beams indirect expression lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Cerebral Deep Principal's Office they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Electric Slate Lay Son Of Senegal cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Adventurous Irate Boistinker Filthpig There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Honey-headed multi-billionaire jewess (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed toilet seat oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: yapping coffee pot because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Slap-happy Fiercely-loyal Police Squad Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Erotic cordovan pisswyrm institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2)#49057310) |