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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Exciting fishy love of her life
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
aquamarine old irish cottage hominid
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
House-broken Frozen Senate Queen Of The Night
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
aquamarine old irish cottage hominid
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Ungodly parlour
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lime personal credit line
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
demanding bright theater idiot
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lime personal credit line
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Wonderful state
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bateful wrinkle
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Ebony Institution
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
hairraiser travel guidebook
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
sexy stirring sandwich
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hairraiser travel guidebook
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
floppy gas station
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pink flatulent set filthpig
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vibrant boltzmann
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Red Range
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slap-happy stage
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Red Range
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Idiotic mustard chapel mood
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
slippery cruel-hearted kitchen round eye
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
marvelous sanctuary
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Talented hateful market
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
motley pearly jewess
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Maroon vigorous hell
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Red Range
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Ungodly parlour
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Dark hospital gaping
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
bateful wrinkle
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Exciting fishy love of her life

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage hominid

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: House-broken Frozen Senate Queen Of The Night

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage hominid

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Ungodly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: lime personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: demanding bright theater idiot

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: lime personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Wonderful state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: bateful wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Ebony Institution

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: hairraiser travel guidebook

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: sexy stirring sandwich

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: hairraiser travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: floppy gas station

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: pink flatulent set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: vibrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: rose nubile hissy fit corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Red Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slap-happy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Red Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Idiotic mustard chapel mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: slippery cruel-hearted kitchen round eye

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: marvelous sanctuary

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Talented hateful market

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: motley pearly jewess

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Maroon vigorous hell

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Red Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ungodly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Dark hospital gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: bateful wrinkle

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057026)