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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
internet-worthy dashing background story theater
  06/30/25
100%
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
internet-worthy dashing background story theater
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
motley puppy sanctuary
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Ocher sickened turdskin internal respiration
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Vengeful private investor field
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
orange box office
  06/30/25
...
Vengeful private investor field
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Pontificating maize chapel
  06/30/25
?
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
LMAO
Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
🧐
coiffed karate set
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
razzmatazz lake hunting ground
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Citrine contagious step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
link?
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
razzmatazz lake hunting ground
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
soul-stirring university idiot
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye
  06/30/25
yes
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
soul-stirring university idiot
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
orange box office
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
orange box office
  06/30/25
B46*
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
orange box office
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
beta fanboi
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
orange box office
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
beta fanboi
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
beta fanboi
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
soul-stirring university idiot
  06/30/25
tcr
internet-worthy dashing background story theater
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Vengeful private investor field
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
internet-worthy dashing background story theater
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Ungodly knife
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
orange box office
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
coiffed karate set
  06/30/25
😏
soul-stirring university idiot
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
internet-worthy dashing background story theater
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
stubborn laughsome base fat ankles
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy dashing background story theater

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy dashing background story theater

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: motley puppy sanctuary

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Ocher sickened turdskin internal respiration

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Vengeful private investor field

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: orange box office

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Vengeful private investor field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Pontificating maize chapel

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: coiffed karate set

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz lake hunting ground

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Citrine contagious step-uncle's house

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz lake hunting ground

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Queen Of The Night

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring university idiot

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Fantasy-prone Round Eye

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring university idiot

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: orange box office

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: orange box office

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orange box office

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: beta fanboi

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: orange box office

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: beta fanboi

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: beta fanboi

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: crystalline territorial dilemma toilet seat

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring university idiot

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy dashing background story theater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Vengeful private investor field

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy dashing background story theater

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Ungodly knife

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: orange box office

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: coiffed karate set

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring university idiot

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy dashing background story theater

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: stubborn laughsome base fat ankles

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2)#49061936)