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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
judgmental cordovan dingle berry useless brakes
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
irradiated theater stage police squad
  07/06/25
underrated
bright idea he suggested property
  07/06/25
THIS.
amber famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Buff Flatulent Ratface
  07/06/25
Lol
razzmatazz fantasy-prone piazza mexican
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Aggressive spot jew
  07/06/25
...
judgmental cordovan dingle berry useless brakes
  07/06/25
...
Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Hairraiser bespoke gaming laptop
  07/06/25
Of course
Magical National Wrinkle
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Lavender lodge travel guidebook
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Magical National Wrinkle
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease
  07/06/25
No
yellow bearded box office
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Rough-skinned stage
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Irate nibblets
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Lavender lodge travel guidebook
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Irate nibblets
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
magenta people who are hurt
  07/06/25
...
Pearl space
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Metal Gaping Rigpig
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Aggressive spot jew
  07/06/25
noble
Irate nibblets
  07/06/25
...
Pearl space
  07/07/25
...
self-absorbed love of her life
  07/07/25
...
Metal Gaping Rigpig
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: judgmental cordovan dingle berry useless brakes

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage police squad

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: bright idea he suggested property

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: amber famous landscape painting

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Buff Flatulent Ratface

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone piazza mexican

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Aggressive spot jew

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: judgmental cordovan dingle berry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser bespoke gaming laptop

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Magical National Wrinkle

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Lavender lodge travel guidebook

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Magical National Wrinkle

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office mad cow disease

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: yellow bearded box office

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned stage

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Irate nibblets

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Lavender lodge travel guidebook

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Irate nibblets

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: magenta people who are hurt

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Pearl space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Metal Gaping Rigpig

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Aggressive spot jew

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Irate nibblets

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Pearl space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Metal Gaping Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2)#49079489)