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Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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laughsome bonkers boiling water fanboi
  11/23/21
hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
180
Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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naked razzmatazz national rigpig
  11/28/21
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Stimulating Ceo
  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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trip aggressive set
  11/23/21
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shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action
  11/23/21
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Ivory histrionic spot
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
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Vibrant Puce Internal Respiration
  11/23/21
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Stimulating Ceo
  11/23/21
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Razzle Red Institution
  11/26/21
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Soggy Odious Menage Ladyboy
  11/19/24
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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Jade Theater Stage
  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
prestigious
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Jade Theater Stage
  11/23/21
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Vibrant Puce Internal Respiration
  11/23/21
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cracking grizzly mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/21
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Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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Concupiscible windowlicker factory reset button
  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lol
Concupiscible windowlicker factory reset button
  11/23/21
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exciting karate church
  11/23/21
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embarrassed to the bone locale
  11/23/21
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Confused boltzmann
  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
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hyperventilating crackhouse
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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Jade Theater Stage
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
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Adventurous Elastic Band
  11/23/21
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Seedy Violent Business Firm
  11/23/21
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Boyish piazza idea he suggested
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lmao
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Appetizing Thirsty Stag Film Organic Girlfriend
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/24/23
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trip aggressive set
  11/23/21
an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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spectacular school
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
lmfao
Vibrant Puce Internal Respiration
  11/23/21
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Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
self-centered filthpig
  11/23/21
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laughsome bonkers boiling water fanboi
  11/24/21
jfc
Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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Aphrodisiac background story
  11/24/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/24/23
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poppy startling ticket booth foreskin
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lmao
poppy startling ticket booth foreskin
  11/23/21
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Adulterous library
  11/23/21
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narrow-minded area goal in life
  11/23/21
:(
vivacious saffron kitchen
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
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shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
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avocado house haunted graveyard
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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Jade Theater Stage
  11/23/21
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useless violet stage
  11/27/21
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glittery prole
  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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stirring personal credit line
  11/23/21
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Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
Claire TP
Ivory histrionic spot
  11/23/21
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Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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sadistic gas station
  11/25/21
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Abnormal abode pistol
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
180
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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House-broken range dog poop
  11/24/21
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naked razzmatazz national rigpig
  11/28/21
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umber genital piercing mother
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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umber genital piercing mother
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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drunken hospital
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
180
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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fishy contagious dilemma
  11/25/21
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exciting karate church
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
LMAO
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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vivacious saffron kitchen
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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copper crotch temple
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lol
copper crotch temple
  11/23/21
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racy sinister dysfunction
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Navy marvelous partner shrine
  11/25/21
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motley iridescent boistinker
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
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Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
self-centered filthpig
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
Arousing Smoky Doctorate
  11/23/21
180
Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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Wine Aromatic Pisswyrm
  11/24/23
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provocative step-uncle's house azn
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
brass garrison coffee pot
  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Confused boltzmann
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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coiffed spruce tattoo
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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brass garrison coffee pot
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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vivacious saffron kitchen
  11/23/21
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Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
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Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
Stimulating Ceo
  11/23/21
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pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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charismatic hell puppy
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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rebellious jet-lagged old irish cottage
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
mind-boggling stock car
  11/23/21
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motley iridescent boistinker
  11/23/21
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rebellious jet-lagged old irish cottage
  11/24/23
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racy sinister dysfunction
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
racy sinister dysfunction
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
no ragrets
racy sinister dysfunction
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
tyft
sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
180
Arousing Smoky Doctorate
  11/23/21
...
self-centered filthpig
  11/23/21
lol
Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
180 billion
Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/24/21
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House-broken range dog poop
  11/24/21
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opaque passionate university
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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exciting karate church
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Navy marvelous partner shrine
  11/25/21
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Well-lubricated station feces
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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pale bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
mods
pale bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
exciting karate church
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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stirring personal credit line
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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motley iridescent boistinker
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Mahogany Stage
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Brilliant razzle-dazzle mental disorder
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Cyan diverse space patrolman
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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sickened curious jewess
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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sickened curious jewess
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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vigorous flesh resort
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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motley iridescent boistinker
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
great thread
hyperventilating crackhouse
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
sexy wonderful office
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lmfao
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
...
Arousing Smoky Doctorate
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
...
Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
lol
stirring personal credit line
  11/24/21
...
Lascivious useless brakes persian
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
poppy startling ticket booth foreskin
  11/26/21
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Big snowy field
  11/16/23
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Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask
  11/23/21
love these threads
irradiated cruise ship halford
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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irradiated cruise ship halford
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
stirring personal credit line
  11/24/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/25/21
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soul-stirring magical market regret
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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stirring personal credit line
  11/24/21
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House-broken range dog poop
  11/24/21
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Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action
  11/23/21
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Primrose Pungent Therapy Degenerate
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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shivering silver mood
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
...
Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
180 sir
Primrose Pungent Therapy Degenerate
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
...
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
glittery prole
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Twinkling nudist nursing home
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
...
shivering silver mood
  11/24/21
...
Comical sienna really tough guy
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action
  11/23/21
...
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
lol
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
...
Heady forum wagecucks
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Heady forum wagecucks
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
electric dragon
  11/23/21
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drab very tactful corn cake scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
...
Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
TY
drab very tactful corn cake scourge upon the earth
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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Blue bull headed plaza
  11/23/21
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Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
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talented messiness point
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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talented messiness point
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Galvanic Green Faggotry
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
Elite Anal Kitty
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
Elite Anal Kitty
  11/23/21
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Mustard blathering sanctuary
  11/29/21
divisive af.
pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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Adventurous Elastic Band
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Beady-eyed Parlor
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
Beady-eyed Parlor
  11/23/21
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pearly orchestra pit
  11/23/21
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Adventurous Elastic Band
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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Excitant hideous selfie
  11/23/21
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180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/24/21
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Bipolar Ratface
  11/24/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
Adventurous Elastic Band
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
oh god
Adventurous Elastic Band
  11/23/21
...
180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
  11/23/21
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stirring personal credit line
  11/24/21
whoa boy
shivering silver mood
  11/24/21
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Lascivious useless brakes persian
  11/24/21
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swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  11/23/21
your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  11/23/21
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supple flushed faggot firefighter
  11/23/21
your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have ...
Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs
  11/23/21
FUCK YES
supple flushed faggot firefighter
  11/23/21
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onyx floppy base
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
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a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
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your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, looks like the fresh juice was a big hit", implying you drank more than your fair share

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Ivory histrionic spot

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Abnormal abode pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: House-broken range dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: naked razzmatazz national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: umber genital piercing mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: umber genital piercing mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: drunken hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: sexy wonderful office

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: fishy contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: exciting karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: vivacious saffron kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: copper crotch temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: copper crotch temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: racy sinister dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Navy marvelous partner shrine

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: motley iridescent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: self-centered filthpig

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Arousing Smoky Doctorate

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Wine Aromatic Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: brass garrison coffee pot

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Confused boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: coiffed spruce tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: brass garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: vivacious saffron kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Stimulating Ceo

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: charismatic hell puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: shivering silver mood

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Twinkling nudist nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: rebellious jet-lagged old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling stock car

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: motley iridescent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: rebellious jet-lagged old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: racy sinister dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: racy sinister dysfunction

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: racy sinister dysfunction

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: sexy wonderful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: sexy wonderful office

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: sexy wonderful office

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Arousing Smoky Doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: self-centered filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: House-broken range dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: opaque passionate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: exciting karate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Navy marvelous partner shrine

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: pale bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: pale bawdyhouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: exciting karate church

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: motley iridescent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Brilliant razzle-dazzle mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Cyan diverse space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: shivering silver mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: sickened curious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: sickened curious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: vigorous flesh resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: motley iridescent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: sexy wonderful office

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: Arousing Smoky Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: poppy startling ticket booth foreskin

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Big snowy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship halford

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical market regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: House-broken range dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Primrose Pungent Therapy Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: shivering silver mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Twinkling nudist nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Primrose Pungent Therapy Degenerate

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: glittery prole

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Twinkling nudist nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Twinkling nudist nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: shivering silver mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Heady forum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Heady forum wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: electric dragon

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: drab very tactful corn cake scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: drab very tactful corn cake scourge upon the earth

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Blue bull headed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: talented messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: talented messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Green Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Elite Anal Kitty

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Elite Anal Kitty

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Parlor

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Excitant hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Elastic Band

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Elastic Band

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: stirring personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: shivering silver mood

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: supple flushed faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: supple flushed faggot firefighter

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: submissive bateful tanning salon preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: submissive bateful tanning salon preventive strike

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Titillating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: misunderstood yapping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: misunderstood yapping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Sepia Awkward Incel Liquid Oxygen

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: onyx floppy base

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Geriatric hairraiser school cafeteria idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Geriatric hairraiser school cafeteria idiot

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Fragrant magenta antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach stead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Demanding internet-worthy address death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Vengeful stain tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Vengeful stain tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: cerebral blood rage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: pale bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: pale bawdyhouse

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: pale bawdyhouse

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Thriller tan parlour coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: Geriatric hairraiser school cafeteria idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Navy marvelous partner shrine

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: poppy startling ticket booth foreskin

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: Razzle Red Institution

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: onyx floppy base

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: useless violet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: flatulent tripping native son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: flatulent tripping native son of senegal

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: flatulent tripping native son of senegal

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: onyx floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: flatulent tripping native son of senegal

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Mustard blathering sanctuary

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Comical sienna really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: doobsian dashing knife depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Big snowy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: 180 dark weed whacker gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: rebellious jet-lagged old irish cottage

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Wild Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Clownhaired man in No chicks, only boys t-shirt tp (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2)#49427890)