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This was a nice therapy session.
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Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
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Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
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Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
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Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)")



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#49422161)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233468)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233474)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233494)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233508)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233549)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: black titillating digit ratio

i'm gay

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233571)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling saffron rehab persian

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234277)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Hilarious Very Tactful Menage



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233573)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: ruddy hall sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating quadroon

Jfc I’m triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234333)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233582)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43233823)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Laughsome associate codepig

This was a nice therapy session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43234265)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling saffron rehab persian



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: sexy range selfie



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43236865)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237101)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237106)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43237451)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43239121)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43243830)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43246148)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43247441)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43247499)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating quadroon



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: vivacious avocado church degenerate



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: crystalline step-uncle's house

PTSD triggered

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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: unholy smoky keepsake machete

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#43235621)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: crystalline step-uncle's house



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: pink new version

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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Thanks for reading!

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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: sexy range selfie



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: seedy bat shit crazy idiot church building



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: sapphire base masturbator



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Boyish pungent bawdyhouse ceo

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2)#48471697)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: sapphire base masturbator

Lol

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