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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Wine multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
aphrodisiac alcoholic pozpig
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Autistic dashing boistinker
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Stubborn demanding forum kitty
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
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wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Wine multi-billionaire

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic pozpig

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Autistic dashing boistinker

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic pozpig

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: abusive multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Turquoise Trailer Park Round Eye



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Curious roast beef

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Turquoise Trailer Park Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Milky center digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Stubborn demanding forum kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: talented fishy double fault haunted graveyard

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking yarmulke locus

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring High-end Set Son Of Senegal

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking yarmulke locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: concupiscible pervert

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Metal Racy Orchestra Pit Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mischievous Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Peach exhilarant scourge upon the earth electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Zippy Twinkling Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Poppy Slippery Roommate Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Zippy Twinkling Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Insecure Fragrant Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: marvelous french chef

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: buff school cafeteria jap

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Judgmental water buffalo people who are hurt

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: free-loading galvanic karate theatre

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Comical cobalt mood

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Zippy Twinkling Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: abusive multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: appetizing hideous principal's office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Stubborn demanding forum kitty

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2)#49057026)