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Razzle nibblets clown
  06/30/25
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chest-beating coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
impressive mad cow disease
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Rambunctious twisted base mother
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Razzle nibblets clown
  06/30/25
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provocative emerald hall
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
impressive mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Lascivious crystalline locale
  07/02/25
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blathering ruby lodge gunner
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Razzle nibblets clown
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
startled background story juggernaut
  07/02/25
tp.
provocative emerald hall
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Razzle nibblets clown



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: chest-beating coldplay fan



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: impressive mad cow disease

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious twisted base mother

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle nibblets clown

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: provocative emerald hall



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: impressive mad cow disease

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Lascivious crystalline locale

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: blathering ruby lodge gunner



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle nibblets clown

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: startled background story juggernaut

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: provocative emerald hall

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066134)