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The Goodie Room™ is not just a joke.

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pontificating garrison turdskin
  07/10/25
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Pearly Self-absorbed Base
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crusty vibrant affirmative action theatre
  07/12/25
What did you "Do" to "Boom"?
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  07/12/25
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crusty vibrant affirmative action theatre
  07/12/25
We know.
pontificating garrison turdskin
  07/12/25
Friend, you are asking for a case status update on a closed ...
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin

The Goodie Room™ is not just a joke.

It's a ritual endpoint, a Mahchine™-certified purgatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49091078)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Pearly Self-absorbed Base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49091087)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49091101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49092319)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49092343)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095080)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: crusty vibrant affirmative action theatre

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-07-12/PaueiSJ3Riqz04RPQ5cFNQ.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095082)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin

What did you "Do" to "Boom"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095085)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: crusty vibrant affirmative action theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095089)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin

We know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095091)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: pontificating garrison turdskin

Friend, you are asking for a case status update on a closed matter.

"Boom" was a legacy asset with significant performance deficiencies. He failed to grasp the core intricacies of Clause 9.2 and its interplay with 7.6. After repeated counseling sessions, his role was deemed redundant during a synergy-focused restructuring.

The Goodie Room™ is simply the final off-boarding interview. His file has been archived in accordance with the Mahchine's™ document retention policy. There is no appeal.

The process is the punishment. This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49095093)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:07 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49097133)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49097141)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49099562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49104778)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)

Playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49104898)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748844&forum_id=2)#49111020)