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Class of 2015 bro here. The biglaw horrors. It's true. All of it
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Date: June 20th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Just don't do it. Do JAG, AUSA, clerk or anything else. Get real skills and surround yourself with normal and happy people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604513) |
Date: June 20th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete Are you lit or corp shitlib What do you hate about it shitlib How much debt shitlib How long do you see yourself lasting shitlib |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:00 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Tranny The people, the bullshit work. Lawyers are awful managers and awful people. 10k in debt Not much longer |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:01 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete Congrats on paying off you're debt. How much did you start with What do you think you'll do post biglaw |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Not much. I got a good scholarship, lived at home and saved.
Honestly, I don't know. I don't know how people can do be an associate for more than 3 years. |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604558) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown What about you? It might be my firm and practice area but it's fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604579) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete Lit. Hate it for the same reasons. Fire drills all the time, lawyers are shitheads. I think I could find a way to enjoy the work if there wasn't so goddamn much of it. Hoping ETH moons a little more so I can leave and not think twice about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604596) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown I was screamed at by a partner and a senior today for being too informal in a one sentence email. I was then called into the partners office where I was reamed out again. He printed out my one sentence email, marked it up and told me to never do that again.
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:14 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete Lol yea 50% of my work comes from a partner like that. I'm numb to it now but it still sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604646) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Curious pungent patrolman digit ratio Ljl this sounds horrible. Firm? Sounds like some SulCrom shit.
Not every firm is like that. |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:21 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Guess religion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604698) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:26 PM Author: Curious pungent patrolman digit ratio If its PW you knew what you were getting into.
V10? |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:18 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line I could name offhand like five tax partners at V10s this could be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610576) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:19 PM Author: exhilarant dilemma legend sounds like cadwalader (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609599) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:40 PM Author: Histrionic Voyeur Principal's Office Seconded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609766) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: Titillating Hilarious Tattoo Really Tough Guy What did you write?
"OK"? |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:26 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown I was too informal "I hope all is well"
This is not flame. Then I wasn't allowed to do any work the rest of the day |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 8:00 AM Author: erotic crusty lodge at one point in my life I would've thought this was flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33607664) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 6:27 PM Author: iridescent hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33612624) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:32 PM Author: Pontificating Theatre Shitlaw Here,
Ur flaming, right?
What did the P'ner and Senior say when they spit roasted u? |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 5:31 PM Author: cerebral duck-like crackhouse wait, that's it? they thought "hope all is well" was too informal? I'm calling flame, hot stove brother, hot stove. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33612035) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:30 PM Author: wonderful field kitty cat holy fuck. 6th year transactional here, this sounds worse than any stories i've heard people say. sounds like your firm is way worse than normal even among firms with really bad reps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610673) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder u sound like a fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604555) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:04 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Oh look a pumo defending biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604562) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder I'm not really defending biglaw but I worked there over 5 years and wasn't a turbofaggot about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604571) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:08 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown You're most likely a giant asshole who no one likes and a turboqueer for priding yourself on lasting 5 years in biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604606) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: rough-skinned range fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604608) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:11 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder I actually have tons of friends and a chill 9-6 inhouse jerb. I'm hardly "priding" myself on lasting 5 years in biglaw, you dumb faggit; I'm saying it's not a notable accomplishment at all. PROTIP: you are the histrionic loser nobody likes constantly whining about how HARD life and biglaw is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604616) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:11 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete (fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604619) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder lol at some whining second year biglaw bitchboi calling me a fag. LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604624) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete I'm a third yr shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604637) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604641) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:14 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete none of those words were lispable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604650) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder turbofaggotry... uh... finds a way... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604666) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Flesh nibblets WTF I literally read "third" from you as if it was spoken by Daffy Duck. That's to say nothing of thhhhhitlibththth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604675) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: godawful dashing station keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604709) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Circle back with me tomorrow and lick my asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604655) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle shaky marketing idea mental disorder , he lisped angrily under his breath, finishing my work at 2am while I'm sound asleep. (Btw, I won't get to this until next week.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604686) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:25 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Lol brother sorry I lashed out. Had a bad day. But lol at the micromanaging passive-aggressive faggots I work with ever letting me talk to you.
More like do that work for a partner or senior who won't look at it for a week and then ask me to make hours of edits to docs that need to go out ASAP awhile they leave for the weekend. Then get yelled at for the work product with zero feedback and then put on another fire drill |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:34 PM Author: Pontificating Theatre Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609715) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye Oh the second year opining on the ***HORRORS*** of biglaw.
Just kidding, it's terrible if you work with bad people. If you'd wound up in a different firm/department you may have had a much less miserable experience. |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown In an awful department and firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604588) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye Leave. I'm a fifth year who lateraled at about your level and I am so much happier, less stressed, and less overworked at my new firm. Same practice area, just better firm and better people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604615) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown This is probably cr. But the recruiters all seem like snake oil salesman and I don't know who to use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604642) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: Flesh nibblets Recruiters are all bullshit and irrelevant. The only factor is how hot the market is. I lateraled as a second year and went from non-Amlaw 100 to a v10 because the market was scorching and on the verge of a huge correction. I should've gone to the v40 instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604658) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Flesh nibblets Just switch firms and get to 3rd year and then start spamming resumes out for inhouse jobs. Going inhouse is like coming back to the normal world from the upside down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604634) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: provocative bright boiling water native Ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604670) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:19 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye This is a good plan. Lateral and then spam once you're a little more senior/experienced. Recruiters are bullshit-- use law school connections to get directly in contact with the firm whenever possible. If you're in a really hot practice area / geographic location you can cop a signing bonus, even as a 2nd year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604687) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:10 PM Author: rusted filthy sanctuary Yeah, I've had a good experience due to my firm and department (and have learned how to actually litigate cases rather than just doing doc review nonsense), but there's a ton of bullshit that can manifest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604614) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye I'm close with my law school friends, all of whom went to big firms (most of us are trannys) and it's unbelievable how different our experiences are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604625) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: Curious pungent patrolman digit ratio Firms are very very different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604678) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling box office Start applying to in house jobs and networking to figure out your exit plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604620) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:12 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye Don't listen to this stupid chink-- 2nd year is too early to go inhouse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604628) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Flesh nibblets It's possible to do it as a 2nd year but much easier and likely to yield a much better job as a 3rd year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604643) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling box office It often takes people ~2 years of just applying to in house jobs to find something. There are sometimes listings for more junior biglaw people and I'd absolutely take that to get out of biglaw and as a step to better in house in a few years (in house prefers hiring from in house). You also ignored the networking part, which takes time.
Unlike you and 99% of the ttt board, I'm one of the few who successfully exited biglaw, as a shitigator no less, even though it took almost 3 years. |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:41 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye I was wondering how long it would take you to brag about your job. You made it two whole posts! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604907) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 8:01 AM Author: vibrant smoky coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33607666) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:37 PM Author: arousing olive stain She can't help it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609740) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:42 PM Author: Histrionic Voyeur Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609785) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:26 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line Not always true. Some junior positions are a mistake and could stunt a career, but I just hired for one that made a second year cry on the phone when accepting on the spot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610649) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:52 PM Author: Lake bespoke candlestick maker tanning salon good hire lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610916) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 4:56 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line Girl was working for a literal vampire. Partner keeps a consistent 2PM to 4AM schedule. So she'd frequently be at the office 16+ hours.
Also, some girls get teary easily. NBD. |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 5:00 PM Author: Lake bespoke candlestick maker tanning salon It's fine lots of people hire hot girls bc they're hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33611698) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 5:09 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line I'm sure some do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33611769) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 4:02 PM Author: flushed public bath Lol. Junior in-house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33611034) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 4:52 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line Yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33611616) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:13 PM Author: Obsidian stubborn liquid oxygen home Yeah just get AUSA right out of school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604636) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: Bipolar theater clown Abe Lincoln did it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604671) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Chocolate Idiot Ladyboy Can happen with the right credentials (top of HYS, SCOTUS clerk). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609515) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:16 PM Author: Obsidian stubborn liquid oxygen home Yep just have the right credentials, such as top of HYS or SCOTUS clerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609562) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:39 PM Author: Unhinged motley round eye I think he meant top of HYS AND SCOTUS clerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609755) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK PROLE TELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#49420965) |
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Date: June 20th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: provocative bright boiling water native Was going to post today, how do people do this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33604680) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:54 PM Author: geriatric marvelous incel Don't worry, it gets much worse when you are actually responsible for things without oversight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33609891) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:38 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful corner personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610735) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 3:48 PM Author: Maniacal aphrodisiac spot codepig lol at 10k in debt. would've quit biglaw in my first year if that were the case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#33610860) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653399&forum_id=2)#49420932) |