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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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house-broken double fault
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Spruce menage
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know-it-all stimulating boltzmann locale
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
house-broken double fault
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy
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Stirring indirect expression temple
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Rambunctious dog poop forum
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Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Mind-boggling senate striped hyena
  06/27/25
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Adventurous Gold Location
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
rusted spectacular university national security agency
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay
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Charismatic alcoholic goyim
  06/27/25
It's both
diverse brindle market haunted graveyard
  06/27/25
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Stirring indirect expression temple
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Arousing bright mad-dog skullcap crackhouse
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Wonderful goal in life cumskin
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Spruce menage
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
ultramarine idiotic stage knife
  06/27/25
lmfao
rusted spectacular university national security agency
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
fuchsia box office queen of the night
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Stirring indirect expression temple
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
fuchsia box office queen of the night
  06/27/25
lmao
Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy
  06/27/25
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glittery blue jap
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Kink-friendly fanboi library
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Kink-friendly fanboi library
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Stirring indirect expression temple
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
fuchsia box office queen of the night
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Stirring indirect expression temple
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Narrow-minded house
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Blathering chapel partner
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
house-broken double fault
  06/27/25
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house-broken double fault
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Arousing bright mad-dog skullcap crackhouse
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Titillating Deep Corner
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
drunken curious hall
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
mahogany vibrant tanning salon
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
twisted pisswyrm laser beams
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Titillating Deep Corner
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
hilarious sienna brunch
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Wonderful goal in life cumskin
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Rambunctious dog poop forum
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
twisted pisswyrm laser beams
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Titillating Deep Corner
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: house-broken double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Spruce menage

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: know-it-all stimulating boltzmann locale



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: house-broken double fault

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Canary hell toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling senate striped hyena

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Gold Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: rusted spectacular university national security agency

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Charismatic alcoholic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: diverse brindle market haunted graveyard

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing bright mad-dog skullcap crackhouse

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Wonderful goal in life cumskin

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Spruce menage

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: ultramarine idiotic stage knife

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: rusted spectacular university national security agency

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: fuchsia box office queen of the night

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression temple

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: fuchsia box office queen of the night

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Bossy Naked Garrison Ladyboy

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: glittery blue jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fanboi library

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fanboi library

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic lascivious candlestick maker lay

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression temple

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: fuchsia box office queen of the night

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring indirect expression temple

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded house

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Blathering chapel partner

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: house-broken double fault

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: house-broken double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Arousing bright mad-dog skullcap crackhouse

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Titillating Deep Corner

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: drunken curious hall

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant tanning salon

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: twisted pisswyrm laser beams

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Titillating Deep Corner

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: hilarious sienna brunch

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Wonderful goal in life cumskin

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious dog poop forum

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: twisted pisswyrm laser beams

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Titillating Deep Corner

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055482)