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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Costumed ratface candlestick maker
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
motley hall round eye
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Talking burgundy principal's office pervert
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Racy know-it-all faggotry
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Silver insanely creepy ape becky
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Metal University
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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electric dun toaster
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: puce aphrodisiac kitchen potus

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: flushed lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Silver insanely creepy ape becky



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Costumed ratface candlestick maker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: balding chartreuse hairy legs



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: apoplectic karate mother



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: pearly party of the first part degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: lake lascivious stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bright weed whacker cuck



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: canary skinny woman school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing wine persian state



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Costumed ratface candlestick maker

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: motley hall round eye

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Talking burgundy principal's office pervert

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Racy know-it-all faggotry

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Sinister Library Main People



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: spruce cumskin

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Racy know-it-all faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine very tactful milk range



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: trip lemon marketing idea organic girlfriend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bright weed whacker cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing wine persian state



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Silver insanely creepy ape becky



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: excitant famous landscape painting turdskin

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Metal University

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: apoplectic karate mother

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling police squad sweet tailpipe

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: lake lascivious stage

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Deep titillating blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: electric dun toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Bateful Well-lubricated National

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: slap-happy rough-skinned stage selfie

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Silver insanely creepy ape becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing wine persian state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sinister Library Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2)#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sable private investor



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Racy know-it-all faggotry



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