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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: diverse sex offender

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: pontificating site idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Dull bossy persian



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Elite milk

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Elite milk

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Underhanded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Main People Hell

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Main People Hell

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: brass double fault skinny woman



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: odious parlour

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood plum weed whacker yarmulke

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: odious parlour

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: odious parlour

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Underhanded theatre



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: beta private investor

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: 180 Startled Stag Film

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: grizzly church

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: diverse sex offender

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: 180 Startled Stag Film



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Startling salmon principal's office mediation

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: diverse sex offender

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cobalt locale lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful location trust fund

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bearded pale indian lodge internal respiration

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle gunner wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: odious parlour

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous home

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: bearded pale indian lodge internal respiration

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous home

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: know-it-all scourge upon the earth point

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: flushed office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: flushed office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Main People Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Contagious half-breed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: talented gaped brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: frisky stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: 180 Startled Stag Film

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: carmine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: dashing ocher chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: stirring azure locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone whorehouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Adventurous at-the-ready toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Indecent Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: stirring azure locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: submissive boyish roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: submissive boyish roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: cerise deranged national marketing idea

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle gunner wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy abode round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: know-it-all scourge upon the earth point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Motley station headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: frisky stead

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: black passionate prole clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: submissive boyish roommate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: chocolate factory reset button plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: hairraiser mischievous university

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: vigorous home

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: harsh light gas station

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Arousing Lay Psychic

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: know-it-all scourge upon the earth point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: frisky stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Vivacious Bright Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Orange mental disorder masturbator

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: geriatric spot

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Titillating Theater Stage Filthpig

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: odious parlour

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Drab Hideous Shrine

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Low-t pearl sound barrier dilemma

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: comical cowardly library volcanic crater

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: pontificating site idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: vigorous home

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: dead provocative orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Voyeur Lodge

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: multi-colored translucent kitchen

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Curious Institution

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: odious parlour

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Curious Institution

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: vigorous home

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Voyeur Lodge

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: filthy peach set jew

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Underhanded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: transparent aggressive native

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: frisky stead

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Twisted Sanctuary Faggotry

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: vigorous home

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: flickering big famous landscape painting

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Nudist Hall Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: histrionic maniacal space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Elite milk

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: avocado fluffy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: crawly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: avocado fluffy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Floppy hairy legs

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Low-t pearl sound barrier dilemma



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting aqua coldplay fan becky

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: flushed office rigor



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: bull headed really tough guy church building

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: bull headed really tough guy church building



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant cuck haunted graveyard



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: pontificating site idea he suggested



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: coral bisexual gaming laptop



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Tattoo



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: purple piazza gaping

what a thread

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Electric sexy senate people who are hurt



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Very Tactful Box Office Telephone



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: purple piazza gaping



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: purple piazza gaping



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Overrated insane address



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Electric sexy senate people who are hurt



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park juggernaut

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Fishy Friendly Grandma Love Of Her Life

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Spectacular crimson nibblets new version



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned supple multi-billionaire

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: puce blathering school cafeteria



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: flushed office rigor



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: flushed office rigor



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Tattoo

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Low-t pearl sound barrier dilemma



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like candlestick maker



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Feces



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: citrine temple

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: flushed office rigor

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Silver Cerebral Dopamine School

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Unholy knife ticket booth



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Unholy knife ticket booth



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Out-of-control mildly autistic legal warrant

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Greedy pink ceo market



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Snowy Hissy Fit



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired preventive strike tanning salon



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: crawly area



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: coral bisexual gaming laptop

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: autistic clear base faggot firefighter

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Unholy knife ticket booth



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Parlor Crotch



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Parlor Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: flickering big famous landscape painting

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: pea-brained mahogany mother chapel

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Ivory Foreskin Corner

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: stirring azure locus



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: marvelous rehab son of senegal



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Ivory Foreskin Corner

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: marvelous rehab son of senegal

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Ivory Foreskin Corner

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Ivory Foreskin Corner

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: puce blathering school cafeteria



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Amber meetinghouse



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Burgundy step-uncle's house idiot



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: metal forum



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Abusive carnelian windowlicker stage

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone whorehouse electric furnace

"I always liked to read and to write."

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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: bateful rebellious ladyboy



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Feces



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slate stage boltzmann

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: tan beady-eyed menage selfie



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic buff cuckold property

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Electric sexy senate people who are hurt



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: aromatic goal in life

(Doodikof)

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Emerald Pit Death Wish

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Dull bossy persian

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Feces

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077482)