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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Bipolar cracking cumskin bawdyhouse It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: fragrant lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Concupiscible generalized bond lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Yellow dashing potus yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: territorial abode hominid did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: lime ceo "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Razzmatazz hell cuck (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: spectacular nubile prole point "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Peach Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: effete cerebral meetinghouse brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: irate double fault (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Bipolar cracking cumskin bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: flushed trust fund cuckold who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Bipolar cracking cumskin bawdyhouse Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: flushed trust fund cuckold whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Bipolar cracking cumskin bawdyhouse CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Arousing sneaky criminal 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Gaped mildly autistic queen of the night ticket booth "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Zippy glassy sound barrier hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Cruel-hearted selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49414142) |