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Just a chill improbable bordering on impossible $1600000k 401k balance

What? It’s perfectly believable.
aromatic resort
  07/06/24
What's your balance again, champ?
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, ...
aromatic resort
  07/06/24
Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? A...
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
I don’t have to answer these questions.
aromatic resort
  07/06/24
IRL lmao’ing
ruby curious principal's office
  07/06/24
...
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year
Hilarious potus area
  07/06/24
just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to i...
Floppy smoky people who are hurt location
  07/06/24
what a joke
aromatic resort
  07/06/24
OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 4...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He...
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to hav...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil ea...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t bla...
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
How am I poor? Your a joke.
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or someth...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives of...
translucent jap
  07/06/24
I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.
white coiffed idea he suggested
  07/06/24
this place is full of financially retarded people. go her...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months...
white coiffed idea he suggested
  07/06/24
i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gain...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is ...
arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy
  07/06/24
over the course of the next few months, how much in “s...
white coiffed idea he suggested
  07/07/24
710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer...
Godawful gas station cuck
  07/06/24
i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. tho...
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/06/24
the Lost Years
aromatic resort
  07/09/24
i sucked a lot of dicks during that time
Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena
  07/10/24
180
Floppy smoky people who are hurt location
  07/07/24
...
aromatic resort
  10/10/24
...
aromatic resort
  06/27/25
That was a year ago Champ. Lots of guys here have $2.5M+ in...
Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Codepig Black Woman
  06/27/25
I'm not listening to this fuckin crap.
aromatic resort
  06/27/25
Vanguard, in its How America Saves 2024 report (based on 202...
Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Codepig Black Woman
  06/27/25
simply having a 401k in the first place puts you well above ...
aromatic resort
  06/27/25


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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: aromatic resort

What? It’s perfectly believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815802)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

What's your balance again, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815803)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: aromatic resort

I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, plus an HSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815809)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? And your Net Worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815818)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: aromatic resort

I don’t have to answer these questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815823)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: ruby curious principal's office

IRL lmao’ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815996)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816007)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Hilarious potus area

partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815805)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Floppy smoky people who are hurt location

just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to impress the profoundly mentally ill and credulous post-wall dog woman, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815812)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: aromatic resort

what a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815918)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 401k balances alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815924)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He had No Job and No 401k. He fucked himself out of 10x gains heretofore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47815988)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to have a large 401k balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816063)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil each. Her balance is 850k and mines like 710k. We each have around 100k in Roth balances. I was lumping both together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816066)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t blame him. And that’s some major rounding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816289)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million. it'll be over 2 million in a few months.

you otoh are poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816323)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

How am I poor? Your a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816327)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or something? apologies if i have this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816359)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: translucent jap

you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives off modest Gamestop gains from years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816362)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816495)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: white coiffed idea he suggested

just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816367)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

this place is full of financially retarded people.

go here: https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html?ctype=endamount&ctargetamountv=1%2C000%2C000&cstartingprinciplev=1%2C900%2C000&cyearsv=20&cinterestratev=8&ccompound=annually&ccontributeamountv=0&cadditionat1=end&ciadditionat1=monthly&printit=0&x=Calculate#calresult

$1.9 million with an 8% return, with no additional principal added, will be $8.8 million in 20 years. that return rate might be overly aggressive given that you should be extremely cautious when running these numbers, but i think it's realistic given that the s&p has returned like 10% or more over the last 30 years.

at a minimum, we will continue maxing out retirement accounts for the next 5 years. assuming we do that and then cut off all retirement savings, we'll have just over $10m in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816458)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: white coiffed idea he suggested

and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months” is also premised on 8% returns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816476)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gains last year, the accounts went up approx 200k.

so assuming returns are similar to last year, we will hit 2 mil if not by the end of the year, early next year. i also have an equity payout coming in feb. that should be more than $150k after taxes are withheld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816515)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: arrogant boyish internal respiration ladyboy

you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is up a stupid amount in the last year+ bc it dumped before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816589)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: white coiffed idea he suggested

over the course of the next few months, how much in “savings” are you planning to contribute specifically to the tax-advantaged retirement accounts you referenced above and that are the explicit topic of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816683)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Godawful gas station cuck

710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer to half a million. but it's still an impressive amount to have in your 401k, unless you're like 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816506)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. those two added together are $821k. Wife's total adding both accounts is $932k, so the total is $1.7 mil. then we have another ~$80k in taxable index funds and $150k in crypto.

45 years old, so this may seem unimpressive, but our total net worth 10 years ago was about 400k. i got a late start saving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47816532)



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Date: July 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: aromatic resort

the Lost Years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47823903)



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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Violent histrionic parlor striped hyena

i sucked a lot of dicks during that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47827230)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Floppy smoky people who are hurt location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#47818319)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: aromatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#48183368)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aromatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#49054835)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Codepig Black Woman

That was a year ago Champ. Lots of guys here have $2.5M+ in their 401(k) in 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#49054836)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic resort

I'm not listening to this fuckin crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#49054837)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Codepig Black Woman

Vanguard, in its How America Saves 2024 report (based on 2023 data), found that plan participants between the ages of 45 and 54 had an average 401(k) balance of $168,646, with a median balance of $60,763. Those in their late 50s to early 60s had somewhat higher balances, with an average of $244,750 and a median account size of $87,571.

What's surprising about xo posters being 3-4 SDs above average?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#49054845)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: aromatic resort

simply having a 401k in the first place puts you well above the average person. age range of most xo poas is probably right in that 45 to 54 bracket.

the AVERAGE (not median) being $168,646, I suppose it is not at all surprising that xo poas have multi-million dollar balances. I mean how could they not haha. it's elementary Watson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2).#49054866)