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slate fortuitous meteor brunch
  05/08/13
lol
Grizzly step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  05/08/13
fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/08/13
READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
slate fortuitous meteor brunch
  05/08/13
he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a ...
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  05/08/13
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  05/08/13
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Transparent masturbator
  05/08/13
You're a faggot
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  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
slate fortuitous meteor brunch
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
bonkers swashbuckling address private investor
  05/08/13
Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/08/13
MODS!
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  05/08/13
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Transparent masturbator
  05/08/13
*clicks the circle and makes it red*
Deep abode halford
  05/08/13
still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
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  05/09/13
From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
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lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
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Dashing Disrespectful Site Juggernaut
  05/10/13
180
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  05/11/13
cr
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/11/13
i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  05/12/13
scenario in 3rd parag=180
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  05/31/13
wtf 180
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Transparent masturbator
  05/31/13
nice re-troping there
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  06/24/13
(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
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slate fortuitous meteor brunch
  07/18/13
Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
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vengeful slap-happy market sweet tailpipe
  07/19/13
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odious chapel prole
  08/17/13
what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
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i think about this post 2x a daay
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Henna Adventurous Death Wish Psychic
  12/06/13
WHOLLY SHIT 180
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  12/23/13
its wonderful
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: Grizzly step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156406)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling address private investor

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling address private investor

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23162077)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Deep abode halford

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Brindle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: rusted boyish pozpig

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23164880)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23170633)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Fishy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23170995)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23174567)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Dashing Disrespectful Site Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: irradiated maniacal reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Passionate center

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23308158)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Pearly Plaza Regret

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23461448)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone orange office

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Curious Native Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: lemon parlour

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: vengeful slap-happy market sweet tailpipe

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Nofapping Comical Cruise Ship Factory Reset Button



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Ivory Clown Fat Ankles

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: odious chapel prole



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: odious chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23857933)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: odious chapel prole



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#23858130)



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24128677)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: rusted boyish pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24409143)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24454546)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24579244)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: spruce lascivious tank idea he suggested

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: Henna Adventurous Death Wish Psychic



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Dashing Disrespectful Site Juggernaut

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#25776517)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: motley onyx idiot famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#25776546)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#25776611)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#26953562)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded emerald trailer park



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#28233076)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#30821398)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#33718155)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#36812874)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: odious chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#36812877)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Topaz Haunted Graveyard

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#36812900)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2).#43738143)



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



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Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse



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Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: slate fortuitous meteor brunch



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: potluck



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