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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
cyan main people
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Racy impertinent school boistinker
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
cyan main people
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: cyan main people

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: charcoal gunner

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: provocative greedy patrolman organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser deep useless brakes old irish cottage



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Flirting dun market

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Flirting dun market

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: magenta forum boiling water



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Racy impertinent school boistinker

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: cyan main people

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Racy impertinent school boistinker

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cyan main people

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic kink-friendly brethren



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: dead lascivious azn

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cyan main people

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cyan main people

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: magenta forum boiling water



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Menage Half-breed

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: galvanic ruby resort bbw

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: charcoal gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cowardly charismatic giraffe

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: charcoal gunner

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cyan main people

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: boyish plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Gas Station Milk

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pale titillating temple national security agency

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Garnet Place Of Business Crackhouse



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cyan main people

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: cyan main people

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pale titillating temple national security agency

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: brilliant vivacious newt

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Racy impertinent school boistinker



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse faggotry



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: stirring faggot firefighter



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: infuriating alpha generalized bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard



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first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Nubile Concupiscible Prole



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: brilliant vivacious newt



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: indigo laughsome whorehouse



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: infuriating alpha generalized bond

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Sinister white spot internal respiration



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Big-titted canary partner

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz wine genital piercing church building



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: twisted theater stage goyim

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: thriller amber sweet tailpipe jap

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: 180 brindle wrinkle turdskin

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: brilliant vivacious newt



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: infuriating alpha generalized bond



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Jet costumed dragon



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic iridescent institution circlehead

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: poppy chest-beating orchestra pit police squad

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Orange domesticated personal credit line chad

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: bateful carnelian karate nursing home

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire supple legal warrant

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant haunted graveyard

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Aromatic swollen stag film



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Abusive walnut trump supporter pozpig

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Olive Box Office People Who Are Hurt

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: cerebral den

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: cerebral den

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: rose filthy heaven international law enforcement agency

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Abusive walnut trump supporter pozpig

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Big roommate

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: infuriating alpha generalized bond

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: seedy indirect expression

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Author: Mustard fragrant set

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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Sapphire supple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Stimulating red theatre

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: aqua diverse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Harsh Lime Shitlib Corner

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Harsh Lime Shitlib Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Passionate tan chapel clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: provocative greedy patrolman organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed mischievous shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: ruddy cracking nibblets regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: bossy motley keepsake machete cuckoldry

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: umber rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Beta dashing mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: bossy motley keepsake machete cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: bossy motley keepsake machete cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Onyx Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: umber rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Pearl site boltzmann

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: cyan main people

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: federal kitty cat



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise address laser beams

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling aggressive university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: aqua diverse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: aqua diverse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: ruddy cracking nibblets regret

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Sapphire supple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: azure dopamine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: comical blathering toilet seat potus

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: aqua diverse nowag

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: rusted soul-stirring national

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: frozen wonderful mad-dog skullcap

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: excitant coiffed business firm dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: curious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: electric haunting depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed mischievous shrine death wish

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: territorial mental disorder community account

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Flesh Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Vigorous Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Sienna unholy lay

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: heady garrison

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Maize center

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: bull headed tanning salon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: hateful stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Maize center

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: hateful stain

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Maize center

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Maize center

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling aggressive university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: arousing gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Furnace Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater roast beef

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Contagious area degenerate

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: chrome slippery son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: lavender talented rehab ceo

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author:  Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: bright range messiness

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: umber rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Brass Ladyboy Sanctuary

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author:  magical station

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser deep useless brakes old irish cottage

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac love of her life

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49077482)