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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
crawly jet-lagged lettuce boltzmann
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
crawly jet-lagged lettuce boltzmann
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
(TMF)
Heady trailer park black woman
  06/27/25
...
iridescent dilemma
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
greedy pistol ticket booth
  06/27/25
?
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
greedy pistol ticket booth
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
39
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
CR.
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
Indecent nudist house
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
Ruby Cuckoldry Ratface
  06/27/25
6'0"
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
Puce french chef foreskin
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
like 80%
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Bitterness
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
Fragrant Temple
  06/27/25
...
Jade exhilarant potus shrine
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
Ruby Cuckoldry Ratface
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
Supple dull stage
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
kink-friendly white milk location
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
iridescent dilemma
  06/27/25
...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
flickering office
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
outnumbered step-uncle's house trust fund
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
tantric painfully honest haunted graveyard
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
Indigo giraffe hairy legs
  06/28/25
Nice brother
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Indigo giraffe hairy legs
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
avocado buck-toothed really tough guy
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Indigo giraffe hairy legs
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: crawly jet-lagged lettuce boltzmann

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: crawly jet-lagged lettuce boltzmann

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Heady trailer park black woman

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: iridescent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: greedy pistol ticket booth

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: greedy pistol ticket booth

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Indecent nudist house

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry Ratface

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Puce french chef foreskin

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Temple

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Jade exhilarant potus shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby Cuckoldry Ratface

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Supple dull stage

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly white milk location

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: iridescent dilemma

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: flickering office

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: outnumbered step-uncle's house trust fund

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: tantric painfully honest haunted graveyard

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Indigo giraffe hairy legs

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Indigo giraffe hairy legs

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: avocado buck-toothed really tough guy

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Indigo giraffe hairy legs

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2],#49066662)