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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Apoplectic Irradiated Knife
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
talented green ticket booth jewess
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Charismatic striped hyena
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
talented green ticket booth jewess
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white boistinker
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laughsome locus useless brakes
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
mentally impaired national security agency theater stage
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laughsome locus useless brakes
  06/27/25
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Exhilarant abode
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Federal psychic
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Mustard Aromatic Faggotry
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
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  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
grizzly jew headpube
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obsidian anal base coldplay fan
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Offensive beady-eyed queen of the night
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Fantasy-prone bistre cumskin market
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
impressive site
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
razzle-dazzle chest-beating regret factory reset button
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
disrespectful messiness fanboi
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Nubile Elastic Band Hospital
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Godawful hideous hominid
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dull karate
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white boistinker
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racy office clown
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Federal psychic
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic Irradiated Knife

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: talented green ticket booth jewess

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: talented green ticket booth jewess

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: white boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: laughsome locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired national security agency theater stage

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: laughsome locus useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Federal psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Mustard Aromatic Faggotry

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: obsidian anal base coldplay fan

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: grizzly jew headpube

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: obsidian anal base coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: irate magenta bawdyhouse

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Offensive beady-eyed queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bateful gold tattoo lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Histrionic hot pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dull karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: dull karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bistre cumskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: impressive site

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chest-beating regret factory reset button

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: disrespectful messiness fanboi

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Nubile Elastic Band Hospital

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Godawful hideous hominid

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dull karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: white boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: racy office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Federal psychic

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)