The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
would you room with this NYU cokewhore?
| underhanded property | 11/14/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 14th, 2011 12:13 PM Author: underhanded property http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=41547554470&topic=7142
Megan Baker: overdosing is for the weak. there is a fine line one must walk, which means rarely entering a k-hole at three am on a tuesday.
so here's the deal, darlings. i'm a gigantic cunt and have unlimited access to drugs and sex, seeing as i live in the best city in the world. i'm also willing to pretend that i identify as a male in order to get a male roommate, as i'm basically completely intolerant of other bitches.
ADDITIONALLY, if you're a republican (which I'm led to believe means you will have excellent blow) then I'd love to room with you, but only for that fact. in the words of a good friend 'conservatives alway have good shit.'
Two nights ago, I accidentally purchased smack in the UBahnhof when I was trying to get cocaine. Oopsies. |