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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
Sinister aqua newt
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
irate school cafeteria windowlicker
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
titillating digit ratio native
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
frisky persian lettuce
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Kink-friendly Cobalt Love Of Her Life Field
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
judgmental mood
  05/18/13
DSL's
Histrionic Learning Disabled Den
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
sadistic indecent mexican house
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
judgmental mood
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
poppy high-end personal credit line
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
Demanding harsh station incel
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
judgmental mood
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
Demanding harsh station incel
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
Demanding harsh station incel
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
razzle-dazzle obsidian plaza gay wizard
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
Demanding harsh station incel
  05/19/13
Doubt it
razzle-dazzle obsidian plaza gay wizard
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
impertinent corner
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Trip patrolman
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
Excitant Business Firm
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
Duck-like kitchen
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
Ruby parlour laser beams
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Misunderstood Bat Shit Crazy Private Investor Principal's Office
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
fantasy-prone ivory main people church
  05/25/13
...
Excitant Business Firm
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
impertinent corner
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
out-of-control nursing home pervert
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Frum athletic conference
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
big black woman
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Frum athletic conference
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
big black woman
  05/18/13
your point
Frum athletic conference
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
Sinister aqua newt
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
turquoise church building
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Yellow forum
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Vigorous Red Menage
  05/19/13
Link
Sinister aqua newt
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
Sinister aqua newt
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
turquoise church building
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
Sinister aqua newt
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
Mentally impaired low-t stage generalized bond
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Vigorous Red Menage
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Fear-inspiring bateful lodge
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
marvelous stage
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
beady-eyed dysfunction
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
marvelous stage
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
Disturbing mischievous pisswyrm jew
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
Excitant Business Firm
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
Sinister aqua newt
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Frum athletic conference
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Vigorous Red Menage
  05/19/13
lol
bright submissive crackhouse mother
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Fear-inspiring bateful lodge
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
jet public bath
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
bull headed site
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
Shimmering trump supporter rehab
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
Exhilarant State
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
Exhilarant State
  05/25/13
...
out-of-control nursing home pervert
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
Painfully honest boyish kitty
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
Excitant Business Firm
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
Violent Ratface Therapy
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: irate school cafeteria windowlicker

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: titillating digit ratio native

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: frisky persian lettuce

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Cobalt Love Of Her Life Field

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: judgmental mood

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Learning Disabled Den

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: sadistic indecent mexican house

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: judgmental mood

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: poppy high-end personal credit line

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Demanding harsh station incel

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: judgmental mood

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Demanding harsh station incel

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Demanding harsh station incel

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian plaza gay wizard

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: Demanding harsh station incel

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian plaza gay wizard

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: impertinent corner

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Trip patrolman

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Duck-like kitchen

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Ruby parlour laser beams

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood Bat Shit Crazy Private Investor Principal's Office

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ivory main people church

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: impertinent corner

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: out-of-control nursing home pervert

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Frum athletic conference

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: big black woman

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Frum athletic conference

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: big black woman

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Frum athletic conference

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: turquoise church building

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Yellow forum

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Vigorous Red Menage

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: turquoise church building

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired low-t stage generalized bond

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Vigorous Red Menage

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful lodge

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: marvelous stage

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed dysfunction

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: marvelous stage

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Disturbing mischievous pisswyrm jew

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Sinister aqua newt

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Frum athletic conference

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Red Menage

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: bright submissive crackhouse mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful lodge

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: jet public bath

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: bull headed site

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Shimmering trump supporter rehab

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant State

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant State

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: out-of-control nursing home pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Painfully honest boyish kitty

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Violent Ratface Therapy

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)