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So God could have created an aged universe, right?
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 8:48 AM Author: cracking umber newt Like He created adult humans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881545) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:38 AM Author: burgundy faggotry if that's what you want to believe, sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881635) |
Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:44 AM Author: razzle bearded roast beef dysfunction Could He microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881646) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:20 PM Author: know-it-all glittery really tough guy only if he wished it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882586) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:31 PM Author: Silver Tripping Senate catholics have resolved this issue. yes, but then he could metamorph hisself into someone who could eat it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882619) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Hyperactive famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882624) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:46 AM Author: shimmering personal credit line meetinghouse Why would god purposely deceive humans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881652) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:48 AM Author: Deep Spectacular Selfie Pit To test their faith! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881655) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:52 AM Author: maize dead nowag den http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZcztxRquo
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:49 AM Author: maize dead nowag den sure, what would be the point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19881656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:39 PM Author: cracking umber newt Because he wanted to get to the fun part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882648) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 1:57 PM Author: Amethyst step-uncle's house if there is a god and he wanted us to believe in him, he would prove his existence, or at least, make us too stupid to realize the stupidity of faith (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882441) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:18 PM Author: Unhinged Dark Stag Film Of course he could make the universe appear aged, if one simply accepts upon faith that he is an omnipotent being. However, the truth of the matter is that the universe was created by a fairy which resides in my ass. That same fair created all the Christian churches, the Muslim mosques and Jewish synagogues to test the faith of those that do not believe in Him from the sheer force of His greatness.
The Great Fairy took up residence in my ass because He only wanted to reside within a True Believer, and he will not share his grace or everlasting life with anyone who would dare test him or confront the unfalsifiable logic of his existence with empirical trivialities. Thus, the only plausible hope you have of saving your mortal soul is to bend over, genuflect, and kiss my ass. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Hyperactive famous landscape painting Fuck my ass, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863509&forum_id=2#19882626) |