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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:17 PM Author: green bateful degenerate alpha Commission on Human Relations Mona Noriega, Chair and Commissioner
SENIOR VOLUNTEER ATTORNEY—UNPAID Adjudication Division
The Commission on Human Relations is seeking an experienced attorney to assist in its Adjudication Division, which receives, investigates, and adjudicates complaints of discrimination under Chicago’s Human Rights and Fair Housing Ordinances.
Minimum Qualifications: Must be a member in good standing of the bar of any jurisdiction, with at least five years of experience in law-related work.
Preference: Strong legal research and writing skills and a demonstrated interest in civil rights law. Ability to use a personal computer including MS Outlook and MS Word. Ability to commit at least two days per week for one year.
Residency Requirement: City of Chicago residency is not required.
2012 Salary: Unpaid; will cooperate with programs providing academic credit.
What.the.fuck. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: sooty shrine antidepressant drug "will cooperate with programs providing academic credit."
Wait, what? |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:22 PM Author: drab territorial church skinny woman they will write an email telling your dean you showed up for work.
Also, "Ability to commit at least two days per week for one year."
WTF |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: magical library macaca you have five years of legal experience..you have no dean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22227154) |
Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: mustard plaza roast beef (JDs need not apply) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004293) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM Author: Brindle Famous Landscape Painting Hospital they'll get 5,000 desperate resumes.
Employers keep seeing how far they can push it. First they dropped benefits, then they lowered salaries, then they made outrageous demands ("you will give up your whole life and be worked to death like a horse"), and now they're going to see if they can just the work without paying for it at all.
And they'll win. God damn them but they'll win. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM Author: honey-headed costumed church building WHAT THE FUCK LOOOL i am so fucking angry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004308) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM Author: honey-headed costumed church building somebody PLEASE email this to Elie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004311) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: opaque useless field it's 2 days a week and meant for the desperate asians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004318) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:23 PM Author: Lascivious tanning salon multi-billionaire LMAO. The Boomer who will be you're boss in this job got his job with a GED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004330) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:30 PM Author: Walnut main people naw brother, spicy wise latina shrew boomer who works for the "Commission on Human Relation." Sounds like a great person to work for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004369) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:35 PM Author: Lascivious tanning salon multi-billionaire TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004396) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:27 PM Author: green bateful degenerate alpha It just makes no sense on any level. So they want someone with five years experience who will do this for academic credit? But after five years after Law School, what credit would this be?
And if they have been attorneys for five years, why would they want to commit to two days a week of free labor? Are they that desperate?
And if they have enough money to be able to do volunteer work, then why do that with the City of Chicago (i.e., government)? |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: vibrant duck-like internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22225893) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM Author: Brindle Famous Landscape Painting Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21005044) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:26 PM Author: arousing parlour legal warrant (johnsmeyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21005087) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: hyperventilating soul-stirring chapel useless brakes HUMAN RIGHTS ATTORNEY = 180
UNPAID = 180^2 |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 1:52 PM Author: Spectacular affirmative action lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22225911) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 1:54 PM Author: Glittery dopamine ladies and gentlemen, lawl school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22225926) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: fragrant flickering range in california i see a bunch of unpaid city attorney positions that require 3+ years. it's ridiculous. lawyers will work for free for the resume line/experience these days, and everyone knows it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22226557) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 3:24 PM Author: Tan mad cow disease resort Actually really prestigious. I assume she's related to Manuel Noriega and I know there's a lot of human rights shit going down in Panama with him as governor over there. I'll bet this position has something to do with it. Mark my words: something big is going to go down in Panama soon brothers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22226638) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 4:05 PM Author: Bronze space Way to resurrect a 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22227034) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 4:09 PM Author: Trip circlehead whoever takes this job should consider hiring a human rights attorney (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22227078) |
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Date: December 12th, 2012 11:47 PM Author: Cream fat ankles ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22231557) |