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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask She starts Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308449) |
Date: May 31st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Light Parlor Rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308452) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask $0/hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308464) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:35 PM Author: Light Parlor lol
seriously though, rate her out of 10? |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask 7. Bangable, but no Miss Universe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308481) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Light Parlor You gonna bend her over her desk? Or uh, more likely your desk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308486) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We'll see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308495) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor DESCRIBE cans and panties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308461) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Guessing she's a C cup. Nice long legs, decent ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308469) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:35 PM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor did this factor into your decision? probably would mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308473) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Bright orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308487) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask She's dumb as bricks, but so were the other applicants. Tits gave her an edge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308491) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor field? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308508) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask American Studies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308523) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:56 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308969) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:58 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask "Students learn to think and write critically, to conduct research, and to appreciate the changing and diverse nature of American life." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308982) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:58 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor thought this was some sort of law gig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308986) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:01 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask It's for college graduates interested in law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308997) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:02 AM Author: Multi-colored twinkling mother getting paid zero is good prep yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309003) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask One of our associates gives LSAT advice to promising interns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309022) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital so you're encouraging kids to go to law school in fucking 2013? how kind of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:14 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We're equipping those students who are already interested with valuable experience, insight, mentoring, and connections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309051) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:02 PM Author: mauve marvelous ticket booth haunted graveyard 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23310640) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:56 AM Author: Ruby Corner Marketing Idea ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308974) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:36 PM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state are you looking forward to burning in hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308485) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Can't wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308502) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:03 PM Author: yapping masturbator house (scientologist)
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270752&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM Author: Bright orchestra pit You suck bro
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask no u suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308509) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM Author: Bateful private investor indian lodge Retards who do these jobs deserve what they get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308497) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308533) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:54 AM Author: costumed aquamarine space Seems cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309600) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:15 PM Author: narrow-minded theater water buffalo (house millennial) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23311385) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:37 PM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house (poor shithead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308500) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:39 PM Author: Blue swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap base hey man I hope this turns out poorly for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308518) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM Author: Ocher fighting antidepressant drug explain
what if an organization legitimately can't afford to pay an intern? surely, giving somebody free experience is better than giving nobody any experience |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:43 PM Author: Bright orchestra pit The experience is garbage and not the point of interning. The point of interning is almost always to meet people who will get you a job later.
If an organization can't pay an intern, they need to find a way to do their shitty busy work without relying on volunteers. It's fucking criminal, bro. |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:45 PM Author: Blue swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap base CR please change title to volunteer or servant boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308567) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Whiny millennials cry about not having sufficient work experience. Here's a chance at some work experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308590) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Bright orchestra pit lol if it's actual work experience, you should pay the person after the first couple weeks.
but at least she'll get experience at making coffee which is all she'd be able to do anyway |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:58 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask LOL, it takes more than a couple of weeks to train the shits coming out of college. Forget basic skills like reading and writing. Let's try attention span and work ethic first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308626) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Vermilion mad cow disease area you're hiring a dumb to basically be a secretary. you don't have to fucking train them for shit. if it were a position which required real training you wouldn't be hiring dumbs for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308815) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:35 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask No, I'm saying that IF we were paying for it, we sure as fuck would demand more skills, but because of the shitty labor force, we would have to train whoever walked through the door (or hire ugly boomers). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308855) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:56 PM Author: burgundy shaky hospital twist: no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308620) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:16 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270317&mc=10&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308743) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house That's completely false for good internships (but those are usually paid). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308794) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:44 PM Author: Blue swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap base no. if you legitimately can't afford to pay someone 7.15/hour to do work then you are in an incredibly dire situation and should not be trying to teach some novice about your poorly run organization. if you just mean its better for your organization to get free work well then... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308557) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? We've advertised paid positions before. The labor pool just really sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308584) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Cordovan Brethren Potus "Why should we pay a novice for on the job training? "
Because it's the law, despite the DOL's refusal to enforce it. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM Author: Topaz wonderful people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309092) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Why so Schadenfreude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308539) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:42 PM Author: thriller locale are you a devil, that wears Prada? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308545) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 8:40 AM Author: Soul-stirring library puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309890) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state "He's doing this girl a favor!"
(boomer) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We are. She's getting legitimate office work experience. Don't like it? Starbucks pays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308604) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:55 PM Author: Talented trust fund abode can't you throw the girl a $10/hr bone? would that really hurt the bottom line? help her pay her rent for chrissakes and stop being such a scumbag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308612) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:12 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We're a business, not a charity. For $10/hour, I could get a hard worker who understands high school English and kindergarten etiquette. We already have one of those.
Our interns work in a relaxing, stress-free environment. They get a half-hour Friday Face Time with a senior partner, and a Mentor's Lunch each month with a junior associate. Qualified interns get tickets to the Christmas gala. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Talented trust fund abode so what benefit is she getting, exactly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308732) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:13 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Experience and mentoring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308734) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital *sentences a millennial to 5 years in jail*
"you'll have just enough experience to apply for entry level jobs!" |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:55 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Work-release prisoners probably have less of an entitlement complex than faggot college students. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308962) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM Author: fiercely-loyal sickened school becky What does it take for an intern to be "qualified" for the highly preftigious Christmas Gala? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308780) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:37 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Need to be someone we think is worth introducing to other lawyers. Actually, we usually take interns who are applying to law school and want to practice here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308863) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:04 AM Author: fiercely-loyal sickened school becky Can I come? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309326) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:13 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask I don't know, can you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309356) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:28 AM Author: fiercely-loyal sickened school becky EAT A DICK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309394) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state your trash, worse than boomers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308613) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:58 PM Author: Bateful private investor indian lodge Other office jobs pay too. If millennials had any self respect, they wouldn't accept anything less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308633) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: insane well-lubricated boiling water How can I get one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308602) |
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Date: May 31st, 2013 11:55 PM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state "SHE should be paying YOU!"
(shitboomer) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:20 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor whats this softbatch "she should be paid SOMETHING" bullshit?
she knowingly entered this arrangement herself. you guys seem dumb. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:22 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital lol as if boomer destruction of the economy and society didn't force her into a position where this shit IS the best arrangement available. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308770) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor nothing is stopping this bitch from getting a paying job at McDs
instead she chose this, hoping for connections or experience. whats the fucking problem |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital non-responsive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308801) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor she's not forced into anything as i just pointed out that if she really wants money she can go get it elsewhere
you sound like a whiny entitled fuck itt |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:43 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital (guy who can't read or think too good) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Glassy bonkers dilemma you won't give her either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308808) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor im not op
just dont see why everyone is getting so soft and entitled. faggot "millenials" i guess |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:42 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital soft = wanting 1/10th of what boomers got for people with qualifications 10x better than they had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308890) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:43 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor you arent entitled to anything, sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308894) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:46 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital (boomer snatching money from granddaughter's purse to order viagra from spam email, as she leans over to hug him while he receives his free dialysis from the govt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308911) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:48 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor (millenial stealing money from stepdad's wallet to go to the movies because his stepdad refused and the theft is justified anyways, right?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308927) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:49 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital millennials don't pay $$ just to watch a movie. jfc how old are you dood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308932) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:53 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Millennials don't $$ for anything. They fecklessly borrow from others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308954) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:53 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor oh right they pirate it "because the greedy corporate suits dont need or deserve that $ anyway" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308955) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:07 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital boomers and corporations just get Congress to take people's money and buy them whatever they feel they "deserve." what's the difference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309023) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state They already PAID IN. Thats what you millennials dont get. you need to pay your fair share, thats the least you can do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309088) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:24 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM Author: violent degenerate Hey shitboomer: you took all the money that the millenials would have used to pay in. Now go drown in cum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309156) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital he's being sarcastic bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:46 AM Author: violent degenerate I hate boomers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309246) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:42 AM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309419) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:48 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask While not at all factoring in the ridiculous inflation in qualifications meantime.
This is what happens when you bully your professors into giving A's to the whole class. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:50 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital grades =/= qualifications (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308933) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:52 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Oh please enlighten me on these "qualifications" that haven't been inflated into insignificance by our All Must Have Prizes culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308949) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:06 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital 50 years ago you didn't need perfect test scores, 6 AP classes, volunteer work, being president of a school club, and playing 2 instruments all by the age of 17 to get into the college of your choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309016) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:14 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask 50 years ago:
Tests: weren't "re-centered" to disguise the crappy fall in standards.
AP classes: weren't necessary, because today's Advanced Placement material was standard for any college aspirant.
Volunteer work: was so much a part of life that it wasn't even worth commenting on.
School clubs: had fewer executive officers than total members
Music: was better
STFU |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:16 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital lolol. you literally couldn't be more full of shit. 90% of boomers couldn't get into the colleges they went to if they had to re-apply today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309063) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:22 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Millennials are good at making impressive resumes. I read plenty of them. Then you realize it's all a facade.
Boomers may not be able to compete with millennials at picking up awards for breathing, but they were objectively more intelligent, energetic, and courageous than millennials. Just compare what a typical boomer did at twenty with the crap millennials do today.
Boomer: articulately critique American foreign and domestic policy, while creating excellent music.
Millennial: masturbate in a sock. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:24 AM Author: Zombie-like son of senegal state millennials have higher IQs than boomers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309105) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Boomers are more accomplished. Sorry, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309157) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:36 AM Author: provocative doctorate shitlib (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309555) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 8:44 AM Author: Soul-stirring library puppy (Guy running shitty boomer flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309892) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM Author: Slippery flatulent market turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309153) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:32 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital probly some gen x'er sucking boomer cock to get a promotion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309168) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:42 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Fuck you. My colleagues respect me because I work hard, something your generation of queers is allergic to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309227) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:45 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital you mean you work hard boomer cock over with your tongue on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309239) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:57 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask No, I mean I get the results our clients want while making money for the firm. You have this warped view of life that everything is about "sucking up." It's typical millennial bullshit. Because you've gone through life collecting awards and accolades like Shitty Mario jumping for coins, you think that's what success is about. It isn't.
Success is taking initiative. Success is thinking outside the box. Success is working harder and smarter and fiercer than your competition. Success is about creating opportunities, rather than expecting things to fall into your lap.
This is what I mean by attitude adjustment. If you work at our firm, you're expected to take this ethos on board. You're not just expected to grind out satisfactory work product. You're expected to change the game, to create the work product that grinders tomorrow will grind to. You're expected to see ahead, to jump the comfort zone, to fight for victory because without victory there is no survival.
The millennial applying for a job today has forgotten the sacrifice and courage and energy that his predecessors knew. He must learn them again. He must teach himself that the basest of things is to be a bitchmade little whiny faggot, and teaching himself that, forget it forever, leaving no room for these lame excuses about the economy and helicopter parenting and corrupt universities and Republicans and everything else except his own puny cowardly self. Until he does so, he will be good for nothing except getting my coffee. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:14 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital wtf is wrong with you, tl;dr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309357) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:19 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask tl;dr is exactly what I don't want in a worker, hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309367) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:19 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital maybe you'd get better people if you paid them, dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309369) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:27 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We already have enough paid employees. Don't actually need more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309393) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital (unemployed xo poster) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309399) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:36 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Keep telling yourself that, champ. Everyone who disagrees with your broken worldview must be lying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309412) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:20 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor "Because you've gone through life collecting awards and accolades like Shitty Mario jumping for coins"
180 |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:23 AM Author: Slippery flatulent market turdskin are you on adderall right now?
this flame is fucking briliant.
this is the HAHAURFUCKED antichrist!! |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry if the millenials have such awful work ethic why would you want them working for you anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309402) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:38 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We like investing in our community. Specifically, the founding partner likes it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309416) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:39 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry oh i thought you werent a charity, my bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309418) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:43 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We're not going to dump hard-earned profits teaching a college graduate basic office skills. But we don't mind sharing advice and guidance with someone who might benefit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309420) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:46 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry then either don't have them around or employ them legally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309426) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:50 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Don't tell me how to run my firm. I wouldn't take your advice on how to scratch my balls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309433) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:54 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry yeah you guys must be doing great since you have to scrounge for free office help from shrew american studies majors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309441) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:55 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask My cut was $350 K last year. I'm not complaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309442) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:59 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry you've been doing nothing but (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309453) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:03 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask I haven't complained about my salary at all. Shitty reading comprehension. Is Google making you stupid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309463) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:06 AM Author: Hairless charismatic range cuckoldry i didn't say you were complaining about your salary. nor did you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309479) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:10 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Whatever. I'm not being paid to fix the bugs in your shitty READCOMP.EXE program. For the record, I think our firm is doing fine, and by that I mean:
1. Our clients get quality product;
2. Our firm makes substantial profit;
3. I get my cut of that profit. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:56 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house "Specifically, the founding partner likes it." It doesn't sound like you're running a firm. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:57 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask I'm one of the partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309449) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:58 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house Right, a junior partner. It's not your firm, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309450) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:59 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask We don't do that gay junior/senior partner thing. Our firm's too small for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309452) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:00 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house You do it informally by deferring to the founding partner's wishes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309458) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:04 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask No deferring on my part. I happen to think it's a good idea. I just give credit where credit's due. Not going to pretend I thought of this great initiative all on my own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309467) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house suuuuure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309489) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:23 AM Author: Gaped kitchen wrinkle I hope you get cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308781) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM Author: Insanely creepy puce lettuce Where did you recruit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308791) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:25 AM Author: fiercely-loyal sickened school becky She will probably steal from you and justify it (in her mind) as she should be getting paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308793) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:28 AM Author: Beta corn cake station She will be right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308811) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Entitled millennials wondering why no one hires them.
"Stealing's fine, I should be paid (more)." |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM Author: buff glittery yarmulke business firm Is this a summer internship or is she a graduate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308799) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Graduate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308883) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:26 AM Author: Impertinent Church Building Prole what are some valuable skills she will acquire from this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308802) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:47 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Insight into how a law firm really runs.
It's a competitive position. Every year, thousands apply, but we only choose one. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:31 AM Author: Slippery flatulent market turdskin this is refined flame. good work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309161) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:20 PM Author: narrow-minded theater water buffalo I literally lolled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23311404) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Ruby Corner Marketing Idea pics or stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308805) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:40 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor ITT: entitled little faggots whining because someone voluntarily entered an unpaid internship arrangement, and upon having this pointed out they cry OH NOES it's the BOOMERS that mader her do it zomg!!!
newsflash - you arent entitled to a paid internship just because thats how you think things should be. go make your own bones. fuck. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 12:55 AM Author: Ruby Corner Marketing Idea newsflash: a paid internship now means the INTERN pays (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23308964) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:06 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house you're entitled to payment for an internship because that's a legal requirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309019) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:08 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital titcr. also, what boomers call an internship is what used to be called a JOB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309028) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Alcoholic Metal Queen Of The Night Kitty Cat cr, giving a student 8 weeks of low expectation experience is an internship, hiring a desperate unemployed grad indefinitely to do unpaid secretarial work is being a faggot boomer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309438) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:27 AM Author: 180 dragon trailer park (not a lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309923) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:20 AM Author: concupiscible friendly grandma If the slave REALLY wanted to escape, he would (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309077) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:23 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask Cool, now tell us how this is like the Holocaust too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309100) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:25 AM Author: concupiscible friendly grandma (Boomer boot licker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309116) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:23 AM Author: Topaz wonderful people who are hurt anyone else suspect this is elaborate and very successful flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309098) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:26 AM Author: burgundy shaky hospital ofc, nobody on xo is in a position to "hire" anyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309122) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Poppy step-uncle's house Of course. This is the same guy arguing that presidential assassinations are good. He just tries to be edgy and push buttons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309167) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM Author: tantric frum location fortuitous meteor actually, im beginning to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309400) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:31 AM Author: Disturbing Pisswyrm unpaid internships are against the law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309403) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:30 AM Author: 180 dragon trailer park (not a lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309928) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 2:49 AM Author: Alcoholic Metal Queen Of The Night Kitty Cat unpaid jerb creators are the fabric of our country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309432) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 3:40 AM Author: provocative doctorate shitlib Pics of her box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309567) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 AM Author: Adulterous Yellow Theatre Goal In Life Flawless flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2270519&forum_id=2#23309908) |