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had to work all weekend, depressed as fuck bros (biglawyer)

didnt get to go out even though the weather was nice. got to...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Meh. You'll have other youths.
Lavender menage
  05/20/13
...
Carmine stage
  05/20/13
Be thankful you even have Biglaw. Think of all the lawyers a...
bistre thriller liquid oxygen volcanic crater
  05/20/13
I bet they got fucked up and had fun this weekend but youre...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Mint.com, the only thing that makes a biglaw life worth livi...
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
amazon too and getting guac ant chipotle
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
GUACAMOLE COSTS EXTRA, IS THAT OK?
bistre thriller liquid oxygen volcanic crater
  05/20/13
Why does it cost TWO FUCKING DOLLARS?
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
only for biglaw ballers man sorry
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
I cut that bitch right off and tell her i know its extra. Sh...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
three weeks ago, a bro of mine had to cancel a vacation and ...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
biglaw bro?
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
naturally, brother, naturally.
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
That sorta happened to me. I was up working til 11 pm the n...
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
i think i averted being axed once by working 20 hours starti...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
Well in my case, I was axed by the firm without consulting t...
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
that's fucked up, brother. i assume your partners were servi...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
Yep, basically fat, balding glorified senior associates work...
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
that's the worst part, when you see that your best case scen...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
cannot be true
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
ok, you caught me, i made it up, because biglaw is a haven f...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
brother, it seems like there might be some middle ground tha...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
look man, i don't doubt that he had made some mistakes, thou...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
my bad brother thanks for posting in my thread though man
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
no worries man, the depression will ebb and flow. take what ...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
ty what should be my treat for myself today? chipotle?
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
whatever your go to is. or maybe call up a bro you haven't s...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
i get out of control when i drink and I have to be on my gam...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
i think you just plotted your exit strategy, brother. hit th...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
"three weeks ago, a bro of mine had to cancel a vacatio...
sickened vengeful hell partner
  05/20/13
fourth year, don't know why.
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
no one who has to sit in an office and work weekends during...
Passionate Hyperventilating French Chef
  05/20/13
What's your squat at?
Contagious Balding Den
  05/20/13
dont squat man fucked up knees that I save for running
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Leave. I remember thinking "man, I'm so excited to do B...
crystalline casino sandwich
  05/20/13
I know I'm leaving sometime, just gotta figure out whats nex...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
If your loans are gone, you don't need much more paper. But ...
crystalline casino sandwich
  05/21/13
can't be worse than a call center job
Salmon Piazza Athletic Conference
  05/20/13
I've worked at a call center and its close. when youre actu...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
I'm glad I stayed as long as I did (7.5 years). Made me a m...
cocky soul-stirring cuckoldry
  05/20/13
this is true. I learn things every week but this only matte...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Well, not completely. By staying for as long as I did I gai...
cocky soul-stirring cuckoldry
  05/20/13
pretty true. to be fair, there are certain things that you w...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
I agree that working on complex issues and attention to deta...
crystalline casino sandwich
  05/21/13
Oh hai me from 1 month ago. Eventually, you'll get throu...
beady-eyed high-end marketing idea
  05/20/13
i feel ya. what year are you?
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Third year. I don't mind it much. I'll probably hang around ...
beady-eyed high-end marketing idea
  05/20/13
all office jobs suck. enjoy the money
Twisted Kitty
  05/20/13
(accountant pumo)
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
tbf, biglaw is often the only way to leverage yourself to yo...
Maize cracking brethren
  05/20/13
biglaw combines the best aspects of rush week at a frat with...
Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch
  05/20/13
well put
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
Bong hits and stripper tits?
Supple abusive alpha
  05/20/13
...
spectacular dilemma
  07/03/20
i dont have a job u mad?
indecent coldplay fan
  05/20/13
no just depressed i'll be at the intersection of e 1999 and...
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
real men work every day. hth.
Bateful Address Windowlicker
  05/20/13
u? post
cerebral dull cruise ship
  05/20/13
yes. work for themselves, doing the kind of work that they w...
Carmine stage
  05/20/13


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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

didnt get to go out even though the weather was nice. got to run outside both days, and that was good, but now I'm back at work beginning my slog through another week and I'm depressed as fuck. coant go get fucked up till wed. at the earliest. I'm looking forward to chiptle and sleep

help bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237034)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 8:29 PM
Author: Lavender menage

Meh. You'll have other youths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23238057)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Carmine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23238092)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: bistre thriller liquid oxygen volcanic crater

Be thankful you even have Biglaw. Think of all the lawyers and law students out there who werent or won't be as lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237042)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

I bet they got fucked up and had fun this weekend

but youre right. I'll just check my account balance theng et back to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237050)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

Mint.com, the only thing that makes a biglaw life worth living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237068)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:28 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

amazon too

and getting guac ant chipotle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237094)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: bistre thriller liquid oxygen volcanic crater

GUACAMOLE COSTS EXTRA, IS THAT OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237116)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

Why does it cost TWO FUCKING DOLLARS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237122)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

only for biglaw ballers man sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237130)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

I cut that bitch right off and tell her i know its extra. She's cute and I want her to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237126)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

three weeks ago, a bro of mine had to cancel a vacation and work all week, including the weekend. then they canned him three days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237160)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

biglaw bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237174)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

naturally, brother, naturally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237179)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:40 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

That sorta happened to me. I was up working til 11 pm the night before I got axed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237182)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

i think i averted being axed once by working 20 hours starting at 10pm on a saturday. partner had been making passive aggressive remarks to me for a while and then made some mildly nice comment at 6pm on sunday like ok, get some rest and things were back to normal for me on monday. that's what passes for decency in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237195)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

Well in my case, I was axed by the firm without consulting the partners I was working for. They weren't even told after I was axed (max stealth). So, nothing I was doing had any chance of saving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237201)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

that's fucked up, brother. i assume your partners were service partners with no juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237206)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

Yep, basically fat, balding glorified senior associates working 70 hours a week for 250K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237224)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

that's the worst part, when you see that your best case scenario probably amounts to being that in 8 years time. OH I KNOW WE ARE ALL PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES AND WE WILL BE BALLERS BUT STILL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237233)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

cannot be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237183)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

ok, you caught me, i made it up, because biglaw is a haven for humane and just decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237186)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

brother, it seems like there might be some middle ground that youre ignoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237197)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

look man, i don't doubt that he had made some mistakes, though naturally i was not going to be like gee, what did you do wrong? still, that seems like the height of shadiness. they did reimburse him for his airfare and hotels though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237202)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:52 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

my bad brother thanks for posting in my thread though man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237242)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

no worries man, the depression will ebb and flow. take what you can get out of it and then get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237259)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:57 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

ty

what should be my treat for myself today? chipotle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237273)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

whatever your go to is. or maybe call up a bro you haven't seen in a while and see if you guys can get drinks, or go sarging if you are single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237282)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:58 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

i get out of control when i drink and I have to be on my game tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237286)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

i think you just plotted your exit strategy, brother. hit the gym hard then chipotle, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237304)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: sickened vengeful hell partner

"three weeks ago, a bro of mine had to cancel a vacation and work all week, including the weekend. then they canned him three days later."

What year was he, and why did they can him?

Holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237253)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

fourth year, don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237268)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 6:00 PM
Author: Passionate Hyperventilating French Chef

no one who has to sit in an office and work weekends during the summer should be thankful (unless they are doing something fun and making a shitload doing it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237298)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Contagious Balding Den

What's your squat at?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237049)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

dont squat man fucked up knees that I save for running

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237052)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: crystalline casino sandwich

Leave. I remember thinking "man, I'm so excited to do Biglaw. All the haters are just jealous or couldn't hack it." Then I got there...

Biglaw really, seriously, fucking sucks. Just leave and do ANYTHING else. You get one shot at this ride, and I can guarantee you die a depressed soul if you work Biglaw your whole life. I shit you not, I would bet money that there is not a single Biglaw lawyer who doesn't honestly regret doing it as long as they did when they're on their death bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237065)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:28 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

I know I'm leaving sometime, just gotta figure out whats next and keep stackin dat paper.

also, I had those exact same thoughts. When I was clerking, I remember seeing an application from a guy at one of the firms I summered at and thought "huh, guess he couldnt hack it." lol at my thinking then

what did you do brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237090)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 8:12 AM
Author: crystalline casino sandwich

If your loans are gone, you don't need much more paper. But I'm also much riskier than the average pumo poaster.

Started my own firm leveraging connections from all parts of my life. It's relatively easy if you're a bit tech savvy (makes running an office much easier) and social (opens networks).

I get a lot of clients from friends who say "Hey, my buddy needs help with something, so I told him to call you." Literally zero work on my end, and I get to make $200 an hour doing work for these folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23240864)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Salmon Piazza Athletic Conference

can't be worse than a call center job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237135)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

I've worked at a call center and its close.

when youre actually at the call center, and youve been there for like 3 mos, yes you do want to shoot yourself. but you never miss out on social activities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237148)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:35 PM
Author: cocky soul-stirring cuckoldry

I'm glad I stayed as long as I did (7.5 years). Made me a much better lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237157)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

this is true. I learn things every week

but this only matters if next step is more law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237164)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: cocky soul-stirring cuckoldry

Well, not completely. By staying for as long as I did I gained a competency generally not only in my practice area but in my industry that you don't get after 3-4 years. With regard to law though it is nice that I was around long enough to have 100% confidence to do things 100% on my own without asking anyone anything, which has allowed for me to have my own client base.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237189)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

pretty true. to be fair, there are certain things that you will be glad to have later in your career, like even if you half-ass your attention to detail and your drafting you are ahead of most shitlawyers, and working on complex issues and dealing with major clients is something you only get in biglaw (with very few exceptions, don't talk to me about some mythical boutique).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237170)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 8:17 AM
Author: crystalline casino sandwich

I agree that working on complex issues and attention to detail is important, but I think success with those things is largely innate or can be learned outside of Biglaw.

As for working with (or landing) big clients, it's all about building relationships, and, if anything, Biglaw makes that more difficult to the extent it turns you into some aspie prick who thinks the way biglawyers treat others is normal. Half of my pitch to clients is "I'm not like those pricks."

In my opinion, the only value Biglaw has is that it is the only semi-widely-available means to big money for a 25-y-o, inexperienced law grad with big debt. Accordingly, one's primary goal for Biglaw time should be to stack cash and pay off loans. Of course, one shouldn't turn a blind eye to learning opportunities, but there's not that much learning to be done in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23240869)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed high-end marketing idea

Oh hai me from 1 month ago.

Eventually, you'll get through it and have a month stretch, like me now, where you can role in at 930 and head to the gym at 5:30. Then you'll think, "This isn't so bad."

Rinse, repeat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237075)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

i feel ya. what year are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237118)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed high-end marketing idea

Third year. I don't mind it much. I'll probably hang around until they've had enough of me. I won't be crying when that day comes, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237133)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Twisted Kitty

all office jobs suck. enjoy the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237111)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

(accountant pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237178)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:40 PM
Author: Maize cracking brethren

tbf, biglaw is often the only way to leverage yourself to your next (desirable) legal job, so consider it just a rite of passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237187)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theater crotch

biglaw combines the best aspects of rush week at a frat with a sweatshop and a pyramid scheme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237199)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

well put

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237248)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Supple abusive alpha

Bong hits and stripper tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23238527)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: spectacular dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#40540081)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:52 PM
Author: indecent coldplay fan

i dont have a job

u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237244)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 5:54 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

no just depressed

i'll be at the intersection of e 1999 and eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237252)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 6:41 PM
Author: Bateful Address Windowlicker

real men work every day. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23237492)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: cerebral dull cruise ship

u? post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23238149)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Carmine stage

yes. work for themselves, doing the kind of work that they want to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261341&forum_id=2#23238270)