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Met objective 9 girl who likes me; help me find her . . .
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Date: May 12th, 2013 2:24 AM Author: Supple purple boistinker point Went pub cruising last night with my co-workers after winning a jury trial that we thought we had lost for sure. The client bought us drinks from 5 p.m. (right after verdict) to 7:00 p.m. at the local sports bar.
After the client left, the other 2 lawyers and myself went to a 2nd bar. Sadly, it was a local, rednecky dive with a lot of big-titted girls who nonetheless prefer proletarian cowboys. We had a few shots of fireball and moved on by 8:00 p.m.
We finally settled in at the hot spot in town. It is a small, college town with about 7 bars/pubs total, and this last one is the one occupied by mostly college kids.
By 9:30 p.m. though, one of my colleagues was so visibly drunk that he was cut off (you have to be really fucking wasted to be cut off at a college bar), and my boss decided to take him home. I played pool with some kids for a while before going out to the beer garden for a smoke. At this point, I was starting to get drunk as well.
As I sit in a chair outside and light my smoke, a gorgeous, objective 9 (subjective 10) tan girl with curly hair appears(she looked EXACTLY like Kate Beckinsale in this pic but a bit darker-skinned: http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/592x888/k_n/Kbeckinsale18_gl_26jun12_pa_b.jpg
She asks if she can sit next to me while a beta douche who was apparently following her says "but I wanted to talk to you". I tell her she can most definitely keep me company and she tells the beta fag "sorry".
She strikes up a conversation while I mess around with my phone. I wasn't trying to look like I didn't care, I really was just drunk, completely uninhibited and could not give a fuck about what the hottest girl in the bar thought of me.
She introduced herself as "Miriam", "Vivian", "Lilian" or something similar to that. Fuck my drunk ass brain for not remembering. I continued semi-ignoring her, which apparently made her more interested. The fact that I was wearing a tie amongst a sea of khaki shorts and t-shirts surely did not hurt.
She starts talking about her work and how much she hated it. In hindsight, it is clear that she was fishing for information on my profession, but at that moment, all I could think was "why is this sexy bitch talking so much?"
Before she asked what I did, I said "your job is fucking awesome. Try being a lawyer". This apparently worked. She asked me about my job, my life, my likes and dislikes, etc, etc. I did not have to do any heavy lifting at all. All of a sudden, she was trying to convince me that she was interesting and worthy of my time. Fucking awesome.
She went so far as to try to PUA me, with kino escalation tactics such as asking if my hands were soft (she claimed she heard somewhere that lawyers had rugged hands because of stress and fidgeting too much) before proceeding to touch them. At this point, her friends called her and she told me to please stay put; she would be right back. She proceeded to put her hand between my neck and shoulder and give me a 1-second massage before saying, "seriously, please wait here", before going back inside the bar with her friends.
At this very moment, my boss shows up at the beer garden, tells me that our other colleague and him went to another bar after they left (when he said he was taking him home), and that my boss and his group are having some trouble with some locals at that bar over a pool bet and he wants all of us together there right now. I had no choice but to go with him (or at least in my drunken stupor and the eagerness to fight that comes with it, that's what I told myself). I completely forgot about the girl.
Nothing happened at the other bar. By the time I got there, the other guys had left and we walked to the nearest Pita Pit, had some food, and called a cab.
I woke up this morning and immediately remembered the hottest girl I've met in years. Sadly, I can't remember her name, don't have her number, and don't even know her friends. All I know is that she was in that bar that Friday at 10:30 p.m. being gorgeous and wanting me. My best bet is to keep going there on Fridays at that time, but, if that fails, I'm out of ideas.
Does anyone here have any ideas on how to find her? Any help would be much appreciated. |
Date: May 12th, 2013 2:26 AM Author: Mahogany Overrated Nursing Home Faggotry oh fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181611) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 2:54 AM Author: Supple purple boistinker point Sorry about that. I'm done now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181698) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:00 AM Author: Snowy talented stead lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181718) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:00 AM Author: fluffy racy location I'm actually somewhat of an expert at this stuff. I've found lots of bitches on linkedin/facebook after five minute convos and not much info.
BUT you need at least a first name and likely where she went undergrad. Without those, your best bet is to show up same night same bar soon and hope she's there again. |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Exciting onyx principal's office (never not being creepy as fuck) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181752) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:11 AM Author: fluffy racy location just trying to falicitate social interactions bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181760) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 5:34 AM Author: apoplectic useless indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23182069) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Supple purple boistinker point That's the problem. Can't remember her first name. I guess I'll be there next Friday night. Fuck my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181753) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:11 AM Author: fluffy racy location anyway, sounds like a pretty good bar, so why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181756) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:15 AM Author: Supple purple boistinker point Oh it's not a bad spot at all. The owner is our client and we're VIPs there; but still, I could be fucking her this whole week, and yet, now I might never see her again. Kinda sucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181773) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:17 AM Author: fluffy racy location I know the feeling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181778) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:23 AM Author: Supple purple boistinker point The irony is in the fact that if I had not been that drunk I probably would not have held her interest for long, meaning I wouldn't have been able to fuck her, yet being that drunk did not allow me to remember her name or get her fucking number . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181798) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:46 AM Author: Seedy Orchid Regret the human comedy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181858) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:47 AM Author: fluffy racy location why do you say that you wouldn't held that interest if you weren't drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181861) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 3:55 AM Author: self-centered red twinkling uncleanness you wore a suit to a college bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181885) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 5:19 AM Author: Multi-colored Native Affirmative Action I do this occasionally and brother it is 180. Especially if someone asks you why you are wearing it and you can say "just won a huge trial, out celebrating." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23182051) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 5:21 AM Author: self-centered red twinkling uncleanness congrats on your shitlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23182052) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 4:19 AM Author: razzle public bath circlehead This reminds me of the MoFo litigators absolutely crushing the SF bar scene threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181939) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 4:24 AM Author: Bateful Medicated Lay Lol at the aspie as fuck OP. Yea bro, because a girl sat next to you while you had a cig she 100% wants to fuck. If you ever see her again, I will wager you get shot the fuck down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23181964) |
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Date: May 13th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: fluffy racy location he will get shot down because he'll overthink it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253796&forum_id=2#23193577) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 5:31 AM Author: Razzmatazz disrespectful station travel guidebook you missed a fairly open shot. this is why the guys who are good at certain sports are good with women. it's the scoring/killer instinct. when you have the ball and you have an open shot, you don't fucking miss.
you have two choices now. go back next week like a little bitch, or move on.
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