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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?
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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM Author: talented ape nowag Unbelievable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253) |
Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: bespoke jet-lagged elastic band Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/ |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM Author: Obsidian heady space sexy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: stimulating death wish Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM Author: Lascivious Theater Incel I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Aqua native Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1 |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM Author: stirring lake idiot DSL's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: nubile sweet tailpipe deer antler Summa JD and hot .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: Aqua native Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: fishy pontificating forum perhaps you missed the word "hot"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM Author: razzmatazz personal credit line boiling water ? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: Aqua native Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM Author: razzmatazz personal credit line boiling water I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM Author: razzmatazz personal credit line boiling water This one if far more egregious:
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3
U. Florida and not a hot chick. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM Author: Gaped Corn Cake Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"
LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM Author: razzmatazz personal credit line boiling water He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM Author: Gaped Corn Cake Doubt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Spectacular amethyst chad turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this
http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: Thriller Gay Plaza Some secretary wrote that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM Author: sienna field Nope, that's the title.
http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM Author: Honey-headed turdskin First in class tho bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Big Bonkers Base Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Apoplectic library blood rage lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.
law profs cant even hack peer review |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: balding aphrodisiac resort trump supporter BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: sienna field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM Author: Spectacular amethyst chad this would have been funnier had you used REIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM Author: Exhilarant zippy nursing home uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk managing editor law review second journal at the same time speaks 4 languages |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM Author: chestnut sex offender if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: cordovan sticky property http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM Author: chestnut sex offender I don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM Author: cordovan sticky property what don't you get bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM Author: chestnut sex offender your point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: talented ape nowag Never not hustling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Razzle heaven generalized bond how much do SG associate bros actually make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM Author: 180 dopamine and how much are they expected to bill? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM Author: chest-beating toilet seat foreskin 2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM Author: talented ape nowag Link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: talented ape nowag 1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM Author: Razzle heaven generalized bond holy shit. for real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: talented ape nowag Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: unhinged indian lodge azn lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)
see this chart:
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3 |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM Author: chest-beating toilet seat foreskin This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.
The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: sick insecure public bath (Fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: Provocative range gaming laptop No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.
By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM Author: Vibrant university why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995) |
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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM Author: Provocative range gaming laptop every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively
every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk
so it basically is part of the first year salary
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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM Author: swashbuckling trailer park rigpig TIL Munger pays first years $220k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM Author: sienna field Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years. |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: talented ape nowag How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM Author: chestnut sex offender dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM Author: chest-beating toilet seat foreskin They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: unholy maize affirmative action lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: sick insecure public bath God you are a tool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM Author: kink-friendly flickering business firm a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM Author: Ultramarine Factory Reset Button They often partner with IP boutiques (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM Author: Topaz racy boltzmann hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Aromatic persian *is a retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Aromatic persian having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases
Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: Exhilarant zippy nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Galvanic fluffy kitty cat hell Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM Author: sienna field Lol, why is this surprising? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775) |
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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM Author: High-end Address Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123) |