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Taking questions on my failed application to the CIA.

This was shortly after university.
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
Which office?
spruce skinny woman
  06/16/13
NCS
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
Go through polygraph?
spruce skinny woman
  06/16/13
Yes.
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
What were some questions the psychologist asked you?
spruce skinny woman
  06/16/13
Do I love my father? Does the soul leave the body? Thought...
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
What were your essay prompts?
spruce skinny woman
  06/16/13
you have to sign up for selective service for that. lol have...
Talented sepia ladyboy coldplay fan
  06/16/13
I wish. I didn't pass the Army medical.
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
(Thinks it is 1967)
Cerebral house
  06/16/13
(didn't get govt loans for school)
Stimulating den
  06/16/13
How are you sure you washed out? Did you ever see The Recru...
180 goyim
  06/16/13
Pretty sure I did. They asked about foreign allegiances.
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
The CIA is one of the very worst agencies to work for in the...
Thriller Balding School
  06/16/13
they ask you about your sex life?
Apoplectic titillating nursing home
  06/16/13
Very detailed questions. A friend of mine that went throu...
Thriller Balding School
  06/16/13
I used to think clandestine officers were cool but based on ...
spruce skinny woman
  06/16/13
Oh hai, Richard Burton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO...
elite corn cake base
  06/16/13
(KGB counterintelligence officer)
Charismatic Ticket Booth Telephone
  06/16/13
CR
exciting hairy legs liquid oxygen
  06/16/13
You can also only marry an American. That's what killed it f...
know-it-all abode
  06/16/13
Yeah, but you get to sell out/backstab one of our earnest fi...
Adulterous painfully honest set
  06/16/13
are they reading this
motley karate
  06/16/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO8roISHjJo
domesticated high-end area jap
  06/16/13


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Date: June 16th, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: elite corn cake base

This was shortly after university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23405692)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 6:54 AM
Author: spruce skinny woman

Which office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23406787)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

NCS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407798)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: spruce skinny woman

Go through polygraph?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407834)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407891)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: spruce skinny woman

What were some questions the psychologist asked you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408132)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

Do I love my father? Does the soul leave the body? Thoughts on constipation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408429)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: spruce skinny woman

What were your essay prompts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408785)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: Talented sepia ladyboy coldplay fan

you have to sign up for selective service for that. lol have fun in iraq bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23406782)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:25 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

I wish. I didn't pass the Army medical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407804)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Cerebral house

(Thinks it is 1967)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407925)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 4:33 PM
Author: Stimulating den

(didn't get govt loans for school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408471)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 7:20 AM
Author: 180 goyim

How are you sure you washed out? Did you ever see The Recruit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23406802)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

Pretty sure I did. They asked about foreign allegiances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407806)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Thriller Balding School

The CIA is one of the very worst agencies to work for in the Federal Govt.

The pay is nothing more than you make at such agencies as the Forest Dept. yet you have to go through a smear campaign of interrogations and polygraphs. Spill your guts on your sex life to some prole poly agent. If you get a parking ticket you'll lose you clearance and thus your job. And you can't even tell anyone what you do. You get to tell them you work for Social Security or some shit, so thus no PSSSTIGUE!

Moral at intel agencies is also some of the lowest in the fed. 90% of the time you'll be pushing papers at some desk in a basement in Maryland.

Gun for a nice $!50-200k per year one month vacation, flex from work gig with the dept of Treas. bro...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407905)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic titillating nursing home

they ask you about your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23407914)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: Thriller Balding School

Very detailed questions.

A friend of mine that went through several polys, dropped out after they began asking HER such things as: "Have you done anal and did you enjoy it? Does your husband ejaculate on your face and have you ever ingested ejaculate?"

A friend of my mom was in the agency for 6 years and met a guy on a trip to the EU. They fell in love and got engaged. The agency came to her and said she would have to leave him or leave the agency. She had 24 hours to decide. She left the agency and has been happily married for over 15 years.

Another thing. The intel agencies want to hire the most boring, mundane, average looking people. If you're good looking or are gregarious, they do not want you.

Why put up with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408698)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: spruce skinny woman

I used to think clandestine officers were cool but based on the appearance of the agent in Russia he just looked like any dork white guy in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408781)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: elite corn cake base

Oh hai, Richard Burton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOUtFzeMhhA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408838)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 6:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Ticket Booth Telephone

(KGB counterintelligence officer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23409275)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: exciting hairy legs liquid oxygen

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408192)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: know-it-all abode

You can also only marry an American. That's what killed it for me. lol @ the pay and shit you have to endure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408880)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 6:54 PM
Author: Adulterous painfully honest set

Yeah, but you get to sell out/backstab one of our earnest fighting men such as Bob Lee Swagger or Jason Bourne. Or do some other rewardingly amoral shit. Can't put a price tag on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23409441)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: motley karate

are they reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408228)



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Date: June 16th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: domesticated high-end area jap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO8roISHjJo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283243&forum_id=2#23408978)