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"You're Beautiful" illustrates the narcissism of love songs.

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In h...
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
his song and that other guys song is them singing "your...
Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman
  03/24/13
What other guy?
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars
Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars is a hack.
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...
Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman
  03/24/13
all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how mu...
flirting crotch
  03/24/13
Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic t...
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 r...
flirting crotch
  03/24/13
There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways ...
Aggressive pungent background story business firm
  03/24/13
No.
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
the industrial revolution ...
Cerebral stage brethren
  03/24/13
cr
Odious Wagecucks
  03/24/13
go on...
Curious yapping resort
  03/24/13
and its consequences...
Provocative Rehab
  03/24/13
scho lar ship
Swashbuckling property
  03/24/13
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marvelous national security agency boistinker
  03/24/13
The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplishe...
Misunderstood carmine step-uncle's house
  03/24/13
You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes o...
Odious Wagecucks
  03/26/13
wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy po...
rose pocket flask
  03/24/13
I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.
Odious Wagecucks
  03/26/13
(Patrick Bateman)
snowy pit
  03/24/13
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Aphrodisiac Theater
  03/24/13
What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?
Mischievous Seedy Candlestick Maker
  03/26/13
That parody always reminds me of this song: http://www.yo...
Odious Wagecucks
  03/26/13
LOL
Mischievous Seedy Candlestick Maker
  03/26/13
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Light cuckoldry
  05/19/13


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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In his hit single, "You're Beautiful", perhaps his most misunderstood song, he explodes the romantic myth. He picks the most vapid cliches to praise the beloved, while reserving for himself the choicest adjectives ("My life is brilliant. My love is pure.") and even supernatural agency (how many angels does this pinhead require?). "We shared a moment..." But notice that nothing's shared. Love is a fleeting, masturbatory moment, not an inspiration to eternal truth, as for Plato, Dante, and Petrarch.

Late capitalism has deprived us of our vocabulary for authentically expressing love. Even the guitar sounds tinny. But how do we know Blunt isn't just a shitty artist who can't write a song to save his worthless life? We can't. Therein lies his genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870545)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman

his song and that other guys song is them singing "your so beautiful" to a fucking model

whoosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870642)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:38 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

What other guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870648)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman

Bruno Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870808)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

Bruno Mars is a hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870818)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Dun stimulating filthpig skinny woman

"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...i wuv you so MUCH!"

(bored, immpossibly beautiful model smiles, looks bored, files her nails, wonders when she gonna get paid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870856)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: flirting crotch

all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how much he loves a girl. was it always like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:46 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic the whole exercise is. Most love songs indulge in lavish idealized portrayals of the beloved, exhaustively describing the imagined relationship ("Save the Best for Last" is a typical example). Blunt's homage to his woman is perfunctory, almost cold. It's all about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870689)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: flirting crotch

in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 radio that weren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870811)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870815)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: Aggressive pungent background story business firm

do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways your partner makes your life better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870732)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870766)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: Cerebral stage brethren

the industrial revolution ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870738)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870767)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Curious yapping resort

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870794)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Provocative Rehab

and its consequences...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871650)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling property

scho lar ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871613)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:37 AM
Author: marvelous national security agency boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871615)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood carmine step-uncle's house

The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplished two things: 1. they make the singer out to be a winner(whether the songwriter is the singer, or whether the song happens to be sung by another artist than the person who wrote the song) i.e., hit songs never share anything that ends unhappily for the singer (narrator) UNLESS the lyrics ultimately draw some positive conclusion from the unhappy circumstance(s); and 2. most "hit" songs are actually scripts intricately designed to make women feel good about themselves; data show that 50% of commercially available music is bought by women, while most of the remaining purchases are made by men trying to influence/better understand women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871624)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes on their heads. The singer's a winner because he was fucking high. The woman's beautiful, it's true, but the song stretches that out to the point of mockery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882179)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: rose pocket flask

wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy point about music!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871644)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:18 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882176)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 AM
Author: snowy pit

(Patrick Bateman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 7:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871689)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:54 AM
Author: Mischievous Seedy Candlestick Maker

What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882192)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:08 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks

That parody always reminds me of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882198)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:12 AM
Author: Mischievous Seedy Candlestick Maker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882200)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Light cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#23228098)