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Bam: you wake tomorrow living in a Mumbai slum. What do u do?
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:41 AM Author: Misunderstood ivory ticket booth associate U r Indian, speak only Hindi,, have no money and are in one of the most horrific slums in the world. U have all ur current knowledge but nothing else.
How do you get out? |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:42 AM Author: light supple lay Bathe, for fuck's sake.
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:43 AM Author: Misunderstood ivory ticket booth associate Where? I'm the polluted river? Gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227159) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:54 AM Author: topaz dashing fortuitous meteor sanctuary How can I have all my current knowledge, but not speak English? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227237) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: clear aromatic base Converted to hindi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228591) |
Date: May 19th, 2013 12:42 AM Author: cocky floppy property id be fucked. They'd think i'm a retard for not knowing hindi. i think the avg white dood would be probably better off because they'd know you were a foreigner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227158) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:43 AM Author: Misunderstood ivory ticket booth associate U speak Hindi, and that is it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227165) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:45 AM Author: cocky floppy property id be culturally retarded though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227183) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:55 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling orchestra pit If you're in a Mumbai slum wouldn't you be better off speaking Marathi since that's the language of the state and not all super proles will speak good hindi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227245) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 1:14 AM Author: know-it-all misanthropic address potus many of the poors shits in dat slum are from elsewhere in idnia trying to live that bollywood dream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227359) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:43 AM Author: dun flirting state internal respiration hie to new delhi and daat us emnbassy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227168) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:45 AM Author: Misunderstood ivory ticket booth associate U r Indian. They rn't letting u in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227184) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:44 AM Author: Vengeful Death Wish killself and ask my family to dump my body in the River Ganges (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227177) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:54 AM Author: Mahogany circlehead foreskin get some behl poori and authentic tandoori chicken duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227241) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 1:03 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling orchestra pit (guy who dies of dysentary) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227288) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:56 AM Author: Talented Bronze Theater build a space ship under the ice, get dynamite and blow slum up as i ascend to sky
nbd
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Date: May 19th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Racy low-t menage Use my high intellect to become the Ponzi of the Mumbai slum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23227272) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:40 PM Author: Passionate buff community account When I read this I mistook 'ponzi' for 'Fanzi', as in the guy from Happy Days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23229335) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:02 PM Author: Claret Locus The Fonzi of the Mumbai slum could pretty easily become the POTUS of the Mumbai slum as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23229475) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 9:39 AM Author: Misunderstood ivory ticket booth associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228360) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Passionate buff community account Just do Slumdog Millionaire duh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228547) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:25 AM Author: Crystalline Corner Jewess Open a slum law practice, settle nuisance lawsuits with large Indian corporations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228582) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: Trip Scourge Upon The Earth get job as janitor at DLP Piper Mumbai and go all good will hunting on them by drafting a really awesome indemnity provision on the white board
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Crystalline Corner Jewess Even DLA Piper doesn't have an office in India. In fact no foreign law firm is allowed to have an office in India. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228596) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Glittery Frisky Candlestick Maker lol at law firms having white boards. If you start writing on the walls they'll have you arrested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228604) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: translucent dragon cuckoldry Find a pipe and follow my ancestral spirit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228592) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Glittery Frisky Candlestick Maker Network and innovate my way out. There's bound to be somebody there in need of lite brief writing skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228601) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: autistic curious international law enforcement agency go rape to be fairs mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228602) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: Marvelous house-broken senate keepsake machete start writing applications to American colleges and begging for help. write some papers or whatever to show how much i'd bootstrapped even though I was raised in a hindi slum.
p.s. this would work. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:35 AM Author: Glittery Frisky Candlestick Maker TBF paper and a pen are a week's pay and you dont have it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228605) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:38 AM Author: Racy low-t menage *scribbles condensed message in Hindi on a dirty piece of paper gotten hold of after weeks of trying, spends three years saving the money to mail it to the U.S., never hears about it again, cries* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228613) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:01 PM Author: Marvelous house-broken senate keepsake machete Yeah, it's not that hard to get paper, even in an Indian slum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228696) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Racy low-t menage And to get international posting and mail it out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228722) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:37 AM Author: wine irradiated prole goyim suck enough cocks and mug enough guys to fly to britain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228610) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:44 AM Author: Provocative Regret 1. find an iron pipe
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:00 PM Author: Trip Scourge Upon The Earth when i visited i got a tour by a "slum girl" arranged by this tour company.
she said some american couple bought her a laptop, though her mom made her give it to her sister.
if you are saying i don't know english, but somehow know everything else i know, i guess i would first learn english then get a job as a tour guide, then make connections with rich americans. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:04 PM Author: infuriating volcanic crater obviously give Danny Boyle a call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228704) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:13 PM Author: stirring depressive plaza Probably befriend a talking. Bear...& avoid teh blank panther. Try to avoid sacrifice by Kali cult by constanItly covering heart. Bechm famous cricketerer by never not hutting those wickets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23228737) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac liquid oxygen To be fair,
Have vigorous anal sex with my genderqueer identified xfriend |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: zombie-like rough-skinned roommate beg enough change for a few minutes at an internet cafe and then post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23229503) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: Disgusting haunted graveyard school open up my own shop doing securities litigation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259989&forum_id=2#23229516) |