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I spent like 50 hours on a pro bono case my firm made me take

A former partner at my firm/current state supreme court just...
unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/23/13
thank christ i never got caught up in the pro bono bullshit....
Floppy Dingle Berry Hell
  05/23/13
No shit. I actually offered to take a different pro bono ca...
unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/23/13
how big is ur shitfirm?
Floppy Dingle Berry Hell
  05/23/13
It's a bigger regional biglaw firm. 100-140 attorneys in th...
unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/23/13
Lol at dressing this shit firm up as "biglaw" for ...
Chocolate goal in life
  05/24/13
*shitfurm
irate pozpig
  05/23/13
wait u think a single pro bono case deserves a line on your ...
walnut menage
  05/23/13
(self absorbed faggot)
drunken crawly multi-billionaire meetinghouse
  05/23/13
?? I have a wife and kid. I have no reason to help with th...
unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/23/13
This will be good for when you get fired, screwed over by a ...
claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction
  05/24/13
thanks, libs!
peach roast beef juggernaut
  05/23/13
You are a horrible person. I hope you grow old and your ...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
Idris Elba is excited as fuck there is someone on this board...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
he's just MAF that the OP is whining about doing some pro bo...
pea-brained navy boistinker
  05/23/13
Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to help a...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
Hey Gandhi, it's not purely about being busy. There's als...
pea-brained navy boistinker
  05/23/13
"Gimmie a break. Don't you post constantly that many of...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
I really enjoyed this. Can we get a thread solely devoted t...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
Please do. My Judge is out of town, so I get a brief brea...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
Exactly. More stuff like that. Post a link when you start ...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
"Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to ...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
*Makes strawmen arguments* *Is a legit faggot* *Should...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
another gem from our resident piece of shit, and it only too...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
How does wasting my time arguing this guys unwinnable claims...
unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/23/13
JFC, You are a horrible, selfish, egotistical bastard. ...
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
whats the problem ? as a prosecutor isnt your life easier if...
trip submissive gaming laptop
  05/23/13
and make sure to double the sentence if they inconvenience y...
Electric free-loading party of the first part
  05/23/13
yfwgi
mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford
  05/23/13
Question Idris, I exercise my legal ability to check up o...
pea-brained navy boistinker
  05/23/13
(guy who sends poor people to jail for YEARS LONGER because ...
federal cruel-hearted office hominid
  05/23/13
in representing your clients find out some conflict they hav...
thriller feces
  05/23/13
...
Racy keepsake machete scourge upon the earth
  05/23/13
how about if you have sex with the clients
marvelous parlour
  05/23/13
pro bono clients are dirty and disease ridden. unless you me...
thriller feces
  05/23/13
wherever this crazy pro bono journey takes me i'm all in, wh...
claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction
  05/24/13
just do the bare minimum and toss the file. forcing people ...
trip submissive gaming laptop
  05/23/13
best fucking poast
Coral psychic
  05/23/13
Doing pro bono is a nice break from typical boring biglaw sh...
Pink People Who Are Hurt Whorehouse
  05/24/13
lol no it's not
Offensive Azn
  05/24/13
I dunno. I like how in pro bono I actually accomplish somet...
claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction
  05/24/13
You also get to do act like a real lawyer for a while, witho...
Pink People Who Are Hurt Whorehouse
  05/25/13


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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman

A former partner at my firm/current state supreme court justice came by with 3 other judges in town to shake us down to represnt poor people with their shitty poor people problems. Then the firm (and to a lesser and much more subdued extent, the judge) e-mail blast all associates that haven't taken a case, until one-by-one we all take one. Now I'm spending a fuck-load of time on this dumb fuck guy's dumb fuck problems. It's all consumer bankruptcy/child support/family law type shit, so I'll never use it again. They count the time toward meeting my billable requirement, but not towards my bonus, so its a complete fucking waste because I'm going to kill billables either way. So this is basically a way for me to spend tons of time representing people that literally smell like shit, work on their complete shitlaw case, and lose fucking money that I would have made otherwise. Fuck this. I've spent 50 hours this month on this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253567)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Floppy Dingle Berry Hell

thank christ i never got caught up in the pro bono bullshit. my god what a fuckton of shitlib nonsense, though it can help when you're slow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253575)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:55 AM
Author: unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman

No shit. I actually offered to take a different pro bono case I found on my own because it has to do with a subject matter that I work on, and it would look good to put it on my resume, but the furm shut that down. "We'd really prefer you do the pro bono opportunity [Judge/Former parter] presented on." Well no shit. The only reason I proposed my pro bono is so that I could get out of that bullshit. Fuck them.

The worst part is that some of the associates in my office are going to blow the case off--no doubt about it. It'll look great for us when some 2nd year blowsa deadline or misses an appearance for some child custody shit because they forgot to calendar it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:55 AM
Author: Floppy Dingle Berry Hell

how big is ur shitfirm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253586)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman

It's a bigger regional biglaw firm. 100-140 attorneys in the state in multiple offices. One of the biggest in the state. My office is the smaller one--has like 20 associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253592)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:41 AM
Author: Chocolate goal in life

Lol at dressing this shit firm up as "biglaw" for Halloween

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260534)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:09 PM
Author: irate pozpig

*shitfurm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23256252)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: walnut menage

wait u think a single pro bono case deserves a line on your resume? you must not so anything at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23256806)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: drunken crawly multi-billionaire meetinghouse

(self absorbed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253594)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:02 AM
Author: unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman

?? I have a wife and kid. I have no reason to help with this shit. I have other responsibilities other than helping this loser. The guy is a mess and my free services are just enabling him. You see the other side of "everyone deserves representation" here. The guy has several unwinnable cases that I have to bring because the guy went to the legal help center and got referred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253599)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction

This will be good for when you get fired, screwed over by a corporation, your wife divorces you and takes the kid because you filed for bankruptcy. It's good training.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260537)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: peach roast beef juggernaut

thanks, libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253663)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 8:55 AM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

You are a horrible person.

I hope you grow old and your children never visit you except to tell the Doctor to turn off your ventilator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254182)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

Idris Elba is excited as fuck there is someone on this board he can throw moral shade at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254374)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: pea-brained navy boistinker

he's just MAF that the OP is whining about doing some pro bono work for the kinds of proles he has to spend his entire career working with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254526)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to help a poor person.

No, let's shit on the less fortunate for no other reason than being poor and us being too busy to help.

Query:

Have you ever looked into killing yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254555)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: pea-brained navy boistinker

Hey Gandhi,

it's not purely about being busy. There's also a component of futility. Forcing people to do pro-bono is just dumb. They don't even have to pretend like they care like pubdefenders. "Less fortunate". Gimmie a break. Don't you post constantly that many of the people you threw in jail are recidivist douches with bad habits beyond redemption. Many of these idiots probably don't have their shit together hence being difficult to work with in the first place. Pro bono work helping the grateful bootstrappers usually isn't that shitty and hence usually not worthy of an initial complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

"Gimmie a break. Don't you post constantly that many of the people you threw in jail are recidivist douches with bad habits beyond redemption."

LINK to me ever commenting on whether my DefBros are beyond redemption?

My job is not to grant nor deny redemption. That's between DefBro and whatever religion he practices. In fact, the Gov't should NEVER get involved in deciding whether someone is or is not "beyond" redemption.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255809)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

I really enjoyed this. Can we get a thread solely devoted to you trying to justify the horrible shit you have repeatedly copped to on this board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255823)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

Please do.

My Judge is out of town, so I get a brief break from VICIOUSLY VIOLATING the rights of DefBro by making them accept responsibility for crimes they commit against other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255833)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

Exactly. More stuff like that. Post a link when you start it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

"Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to help a poor person," said the guy who uses his "intelligence" to fuck poor people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254628)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

*Makes strawmen arguments*

*Is a legit faggot*

*Should killself, preferably in a car that is on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

another gem from our resident piece of shit, and it only took him around 4 hours to dream it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255795)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: unhinged step-uncle's house patrolman

How does wasting my time arguing this guys unwinnable claims help anyone?

I'm not doing the innocence project or representing some guy that's being fucked by the system. This is a guy that has terrible judgment and my job is to make his fuck ups okay. The worst possible result for this guy is if I win and he continues to fuck up thinking some pro bono guy will bail him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255263)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:43 PM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

JFC,

You are a horrible, selfish, egotistical bastard.

I hope you never fuck up in life and need someone's assistance.

"BUT IF I FUCK UP, THEN I'LL JUST ACCEPT IT AND NOT GO GET A LAWYER TO PREVENT A JUDICIAL ASS-RAPING"

Sure you will buddy, sure you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255801)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: trip submissive gaming laptop

whats the problem ? as a prosecutor isnt your life easier if the Ds cant get any lawyers to defend em ?

just chuck em all in jail bro. no one is innocent.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255895)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Electric free-loading party of the first part

and make sure to double the sentence if they inconvenience you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255902)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: mischievous cerise bawdyhouse halford

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: pea-brained navy boistinker

Question Idris,

I exercise my legal ability to check up on your email with an ECPA. Then I reveal all the evidence of all the crimes you can get hit under fed law (which isn't hard to do btw and no, it's not just limited to the gay porno you torrented back in the day), would you be a man and stoically accept the ass pounding jail sentence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23256223)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: federal cruel-hearted office hominid

(guy who sends poor people to jail for YEARS LONGER because he had to work a long weekend)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23258051)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:06 AM
Author: thriller feces

in representing your clients find out some conflict they have with your firm's client. file a motion to add a 3rd party defendant, your client. if the partners are like "wtf" email back "wherever this crazy pro bono journey takes me i'm all in, whether we have to drop our former clients or not." watch pro bono case dissolve before your eyes and you'll never be assigned one again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254365)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: Racy keepsake machete scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254446)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous parlour

how about if you have sex with the clients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254539)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: thriller feces

pro bono clients are dirty and disease ridden. unless you mean like fucking geico. surely they have hot secretaries somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254563)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:45 AM
Author: claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction

wherever this crazy pro bono journey takes me i'm all in, whether we have to drop our former clients or not.

lol, there are associates who basically do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260542)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: trip submissive gaming laptop

just do the bare minimum and toss the file.

forcing people to work without pay is SLAVERY. wonder why lawyers think its ok to do that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255862)



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Date: May 23rd, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Coral psychic

best fucking poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23257474)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:33 AM
Author: Pink People Who Are Hurt Whorehouse

Doing pro bono is a nice break from typical boring biglaw shit, provided that you do it voluntarily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260510)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:39 AM
Author: Offensive Azn

lol no it's not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260528)



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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:48 AM
Author: claret disturbing indirect expression dysfunction

I dunno. I like how in pro bono I actually accomplish something for someone who genuinely needs my help.

Like, Steve isn't getting evicted and will get a month to get his life together (and he does!)

Or Sarah's husband is abusive and now they're divorced.

Donald can die and his will is in effect.

Real life problems really solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260552)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Pink People Who Are Hurt Whorehouse

You also get to do act like a real lawyer for a while, without some dipshit partner scrutinizing your every move and going ballistic over every tiny "mistake". I still wouldn't do it if not for the billable credit policy at my firm though. If one has plan to go solo, I guess pro bono would be great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23265844)