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Ass fucked another shrew tonight, taking Qs
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:46 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie 35, workout freak blonde, natural Bs, smoking legs but definitely neurotic biglaw chick. Let me raw dog her ass on the second round. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297068) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:48 AM Author: Buck-toothed fat ankles community account congrats. condom cuz you're not in a relationship? I never understood that in general.
creampie? don't understand no creampies either. |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:50 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie no condom on the anal because I am stupid and figure that a divorced jr partner at a v50 has no blood born STDs, though I did bag it for the vag fucking.
creampie? of course. never understood the appeal of blowing it elsewhere, though I pulled and sprayed on girls when informed they were not on the pill |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Buck-toothed fat ankles community account no, i guess i meant i don't understand when i hear people using condoms for anal unless it's a random hookup. warding off std's makes perfect sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297092) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:53 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie agreed / If I had no idea who this chick was and thought he had herp or something, sure bag it for anal (yes I've done it and yes takes away 70% of the fun) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297098) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:25 AM Author: lascivious rambunctious trump supporter Freudian slip... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297607) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:26 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297612) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:29 AM Author: Irradiated awkward cruise ship "Date: May 30th, 2013 2:53 AM Author: longwangpoontang
agreed / If I had no idea who this chick was and thought he had herp or something, sure bag it for anal (yes I've done it and yes takes away 70% of the fun)"
Freudian slip |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie Nah more like drunk 2am typo but thanks for playing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297634) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:34 AM Author: Irradiated awkward cruise ship Suuuuuure, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297644) |
Date: May 30th, 2013 2:52 AM Author: adventurous olive coldplay fan cumskin How'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297093) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:56 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie dowdy female friend from LS works at her firm, happy hour descended to dinner last friday. I begged off after that insisting I had plans (hahahaha too fucking exhausted)
emailed a generic nice to meet you let's grab lunch email on monday and included my cell number. the rest is history |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:58 AM Author: adventurous olive coldplay fan cumskin Nice, so you fucked on the first date? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297109) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:59 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie this is par for NYC, particularly after 30.
I will not wait more than 2 dates, though I have made exceptions to go to 3 where one/both of the first 2 were coffee lunch |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:09 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness how'd you know she was into you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297142) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie mainly the look, also had a couple of decent talks where I acted like i gave a shit about the blather coming out of her mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297148) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:10 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness how is she single
do girls at that age like anal sex or not care or what
how much money do each of you make
are you from small town USA or big city |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:28 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297210) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:33 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie 1) MFH and a divorce from some guy she met before LS who now lives in flyover USA and she just got out of paying spousal support to because he married some fat native.
2) you know, I think they like it more post 30. The ones I did it with in my teens were eiter freaks or doing it just to please me. Most of my fucks in my 20s (with a few amazing exceptions) were not into it. Now? 3/4 are ok with it after a few fuckings but stil rare for first fucking
3) 6th yr, biglaw, look it up
4)born in first tier city, live in MFH |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 2:59 AM Author: motley water buffalo Is this one of those ATD situations? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297112) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:01 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie honestly inclined to but she did reverse cowgirl me (went from 69 to anal, hot in and of itself, though I did have to ask for it)
can't piss her off as my friend works at her firm. I'll probably put her in the rotation until she gives me an excuse to kick her out |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:01 AM Author: motley water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297119) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:03 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie nah, but I do the old finger check (ignore if you've never done this before) and we showered together after the first round as it was pretty athletic and sweaty so I knew she was cleaned up
EDIT: this was in response to a query as to whether I made her use an enema before like the questioners boyfriend made him do |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:09 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness explain how the shower went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297141) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:13 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie usual / groping, soaping, minor sucking (she didn't lick my balls, cardinal sin) and fingering/jerking, nothing too crazy but she did finger my ass a little while she jerked my cock, which is a well known "I want you to fuck my ass" sign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297155) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:16 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness r u really good looking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297166) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:18 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie what are you queer? I'm a 32 yr old 6'+ white guy in decent shape with a 6 figure jerb and a sweet condo in MFH. As long as I don't shit myself or hunt only true 10s, I can get my dick wet when I want to |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:26 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness I live in the middle of are country and dream of a day when I can live in NYC or some city. I'm trying to learn how you guys operate. See my Qs above, btw.
edit: do you ever get lonely being 32 and single? Do you plan to marry? |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:27 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie A) all pumos must killself B) get a job, some self-respect, and live in MFH to slay like a beast. otherwise STFU, I have shrews to sext and a biglaw jerb to report to in 5 hours |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:28 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness I used to live in one of the big cities dawg; just trying to claw my way back bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297207) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 3:33 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie DESCRIBE the pussy in your current crash city (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269040&forum_id=2#23297231) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 4:05 AM Author: Jet-lagged Drunken Twinkling Uncleanness 50K town. A few stereotypical hot, skinny, cheerful whatever chicks that xo talks about. You know the type. Tan skin, white teeth, beautiful hair.
But the vast, vast majority are overweight or obese. Or ugly. Or religious freaks.
Even the hot ones are just so fucking uncultured. It's not attractive. Xo posters often have no idea what it's like to be dating someone who has ONLY KNOWN small towns forever. Omg, a Gyro? That's SCARY!
Q: do you ever find it all vapid? Being 32 single and all? Do you plan to get married? |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 9:23 AM Author: Blathering codepig selfie Flee your shittthole town pumo brehlet. There is no future there.
Vapid? Fuck no. It's awesome. I've done the GF thing and, at my age they all want marriage. When I can get regular sex with hot women, wtf do I need to put up with someone else being in my life?
Marriage? Sure as I want kids and I am not black. At 35 I will start looking for a quality (read: will be skinny and hot enough to keep sexing even after kids, while also displaying the giving traits of a good mom) women age 25-27. Ideally a doctor, but will settle for a primary school teacher or classical musician if smart enough. Smart and good health are important as the primary purpose of marriage is breeding. |