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Hypo: Kick five U.S. states out of the Union BUT give them nukes

You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S....
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
Do we even have 25 nuclear subs?
Startled pearl people who are hurt
  05/25/13
We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone.
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
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turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
California, OFS
Hyperventilating haunting lettuce hunting ground
  05/25/13
what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreig...
Black double fault wrinkle
  05/25/13
Defend them from foreigners, sure.
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt k...
Hyperactive Cuck
  05/25/13
Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona
Startled pearl people who are hurt
  05/25/13
brb mexico just became a superpower
Black double fault wrinkle
  05/25/13
rationale??
Hyperactive Cuck
  05/25/13
Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains woul...
Startled pearl people who are hurt
  05/25/13
Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly establis...
Histrionic Anal Codepig
  05/25/13
You'd give away the entire Pacific?
Rambunctious cruise ship faggot firefighter
  05/25/13
I would live in the new country. More like I'd take away ...
Startled pearl people who are hurt
  05/25/13
LOL, good luck without a Navy.
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade...
Startled pearl people who are hurt
  05/25/13
Hawaii's deadweight.
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
the concession doesn't make sense
glittery domesticated legend
  05/25/13
Not at all. Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes...
Histrionic Anal Codepig
  05/25/13
Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed n...
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
NY, CA, IL, PA, MA
hateful scourge upon the earth hall
  05/25/13
What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union?
arrogant chartreuse corner
  05/25/13
the states with the most shitlibs
hateful scourge upon the earth hall
  05/25/13
...
Hyperactive Cuck
  05/26/13
1. Hawaii 2. Florida 3. Maine 4. Washington 5. Oregon
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a milit...
arrogant chartreuse corner
  05/25/13
No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the F...
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes
snowy base
  05/25/13
*expels states* *gives them nukes* *shitlibs refuse nu...
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
...
Hyperactive Cuck
  05/26/13
Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give awa...
razzle shrine twinkling uncleanness
  05/25/13
No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex tha...
turquoise school cafeteria
  05/25/13
(MAF Reptile)
razzle shrine twinkling uncleanness
  05/25/13
I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alask...
Salmon spectacular resort
  05/25/13
purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other state...
Abnormal 180 Native Brethren
  05/26/13


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Date: May 25th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S. will no longer collect taxes from them, nor will it send welfare payments. The newly independent states will also be guaranteed membership in the U.N., if desired, or the option to join another country.

In exchange, the U.S. will leave 100 nuclear missiles, 50 nuclear-armed aircraft, and 5 nuclear submarines.

Pick five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23269695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Startled pearl people who are hurt

Do we even have 25 nuclear subs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270395)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270534)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270388)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating haunting lettuce hunting ground

California, OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270397)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Black double fault wrinkle

what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreign invaders? to give them some sort of status in the world as a powerful country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270407)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

Defend them from foreigners, sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270581)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cuck

lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt know what hit you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270412)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Startled pearl people who are hurt

Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270417)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Black double fault wrinkle

brb mexico just became a superpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270427)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cuck

rationale??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270447)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Startled pearl people who are hurt

Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270467)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Anal Codepig

Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly established DMZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270461)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious cruise ship faggot firefighter

You'd give away the entire Pacific?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270468)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Startled pearl people who are hurt

I would live in the new country.

More like I'd take away the Pacific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270473)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

LOL, good luck without a Navy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270603)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Startled pearl people who are hurt

I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade Nevada for Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270510)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

Hawaii's deadweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270609)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: glittery domesticated legend

the concession doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270453)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Anal Codepig

Not at all.

Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes.

Especially when they are IN THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270463)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed nations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270597)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: hateful scourge upon the earth hall

NY, CA, IL, PA, MA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270545)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse corner

What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270595)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: hateful scourge upon the earth hall

the states with the most shitlibs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270631)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271319)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

1. Hawaii

2. Florida

3. Maine

4. Washington

5. Oregon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270639)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: arrogant chartreuse corner

Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a military conflict with an Asian power, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270653)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the Filipinos or establishing a joint command at Guam. This isn't 1940.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270662)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: snowy base

all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270600)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

*expels states*

*gives them nukes*

*shitlibs refuse nukes*

*are invaded by russia, raped, killed*

*everybody wins*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270648)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: Hyperactive Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271325)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: razzle shrine twinkling uncleanness

Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give away Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and Wisconsin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270656)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria

No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex than NAME FIVE FAGGOT STATES, which even a mouthbreather like you could do (though not successfully).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270668)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: razzle shrine twinkling uncleanness

(MAF Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270701)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: Salmon spectacular resort

I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alaska, then move to this glorious new reptile nuclear petro-nation.

You would have the lions share of US offshore O&G exploration, energy capital in Houston, tons of natural gas infrastructure in Oklahoma/Cushing, significant new developments in North Dakota, as well as the Alaskan oil and a location for a pacific military port to station nuclear weapons. North Dakota would be somewhat isolated, but with so many nuclear weapons and a new USA that's extremely blue Petromerica should be fine. Should be lots of oil related trade through Alaska-Canada-North Dakota. Petromerica could also threaten the new US with an oil embargo if they refuse to allow construction of a Keynstone pipeline from Canada to Houston.

part of me is sad that this won't happen, it'd be incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270733)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Abnormal 180 Native Brethren

purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other states that form this/these new country/countries

Hawaii

Maine

VT

NH

Wyoming



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271269)