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Summer associate: my secretary hates me
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:50 PM Author: Wild range useless brakes I was assigned to a partner secretary who clearly resents being asked to stoop to assisting a summer associate. She's been at the firm a long time and goes out of her was to impress upon me how busy and important she is, how silly I am to ask her a quick question (am I really supposed to walk in knowing every facet of office procedure and protocol on day one?), and to pointedly say 'no' if I ask her for help with anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846679) |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:51 PM Author: obsidian internal respiration fuck that cunt. ive had bitch secretaries in the past. fuck them, seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846690) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:30 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes I was expecting more like 'what the hell is wrong with you, pissing off your secretary and committing SA suicide you assburger?' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846883) |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:52 PM Author: Bespoke dashing police squad university What did you ask her to do, and is she a rainmakers secretary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846695) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:23 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846861) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:37 AM Author: Bespoke dashing police squad university First two aren't ok especially if she is working with an older demanding dood who matters, you van print your own shit and walk to get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846909) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:47 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846933) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Bespoke dashing police squad university You don't do real work, and that's what the copy room is for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846941) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:56 AM Author: Ivory headpube famous landscape painting don't you have a tech/copy/etc. group who does that shit man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846956) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:42 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency um do that yourself. i don't trust my secretary to format shit or ask her to do much of anything beyond sending letters, faxing, doing my time and copying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846919) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:14 AM Author: coral heaven honestly you should probably have her killed. not flame. your career is in jeopardy because of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846834) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:36 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846903) |
Date: June 7th, 2012 11:53 PM Author: Curious wagecucks talk with your partner about it in a diplomatic way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846712) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:40 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846914) |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:55 PM Author: flushed degenerate rigpig what are you asking a secretary to do as a summer? i barely ask my secretary to do anything as an associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846735) |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:56 PM Author: obsidian internal respiration christ are you serious? what about when you have to do inane shit like prepare cover letters or mail shit out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846747) |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:58 PM Author: flushed degenerate rigpig that's about the only thing i have her do, put shit in fedex envelopes. but i'm surprised if you're fedexing stuff as a summer.
edit: oh i see you're not OP. nevermind my second sentence. |
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Date: June 7th, 2012 11:59 PM Author: cyan spot cuckold why even have a secretary? do that shit yourself and bill for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846762) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:03 AM Author: obsidian internal respiration lol brother your office must be slow as FUARK. i have legit LEGAL WORK to do like finding/replacing the name of DAT delaware corp with DEM california LLCs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846778) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:10 AM Author: flushed degenerate rigpig *updates schedule D*
*bills out at $400 / hr.* |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846856) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:33 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency flame. if you think your secretary as an SA is keeping you from being on top of the project you are deluding yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846893) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:54 AM Author: Ivory headpube famous landscape painting agreed. I think I asked my secretary to do one thing the entire SA summer and that was like to show me how the firm's copier worked.
Even if OP is "doing substantive work" as he proclaims and not just writing memos, you wouldn't be doing anything more than due diligence or doc review which doesn't require a secretary at all. |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:43 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846925) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:46 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency you are full of shit. you don't have 5 hours of inane secretarial shit to do unless you are retarded and it takes you 5 hours to print cases off of westlaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846932) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846857) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:24 AM Author: Bearded vivacious whorehouse dingle berry FUCKING MILLENNIALS AND THEIR FUCKING SELF-RELIANCE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846866) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:11 AM Author: transparent razzmatazz space international law enforcement agency Send her flowers bro. That ALWAYS works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846817) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency Do u really need her at this point? Don't you mostly write memos? What do you really need her for?
What you should do depends on the partner's opinion of his secretary |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:24 AM Author: hideous black associate this is flame, but the secretaries of important partners- top rainmakers, managing partners, mgmt committee- are self-important beyond words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846865) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: Wild range useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846888) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 12:43 AM Author: mind-boggling library fortuitous meteor this is a 120 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846922) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 1:11 AM Author: Greedy Masturbator Generalized Bond dunno how to help you. i'm a 5th year and i have never used my secretary other than mailing out stuff once every blue moon. not sure why you need one to help you out so much as a summer. you are basically a secretary yourself. don't be fooled into thinking otherwise -- your 'substantive' contributions are SPS that need to be revised multiple times over anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20846988) |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 1:12 AM Author: brass boltzmann national security agency cr.
i don't trust my secretary anyways. i wish i had another one |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: cerebral foreskin hell you better start hustling if you don't want to get no offer pwnd. Show up early, stay late and outwork everyone else or your ass is grass. |
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Date: June 8th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: mentally impaired dilemma background story CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1966157&forum_id=2#20849765) |