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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:52 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib Half the summers I've met are trying way too hard. NO i don't care how excited you are about doing bullshit work. Don't tell me "all of the work you've done is interesting." Do you want me to spit on you?
I would give max reviews to a summer who tells me that the work sucks, all of it, but that they're doing it for the money. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Swashbuckling Arrogant Area Fuxk u. / as a pre ITE summer, I have nothing but pity for these kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23427550) |
Date: June 17th, 2013 10:54 PM Author: blue federal prole people who are hurt (guy who doesn't realize that half of your loser co-workers could ding said summers in a review for not being "enthusiastic" about the work) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418477) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:56 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib i'll ding them as "barefaced liar" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418495) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: spectacular cruise ship you won't ding anyone for it though, while some of your colleagues would ding for lack of enthusiasm. don't hate the player. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418485) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:56 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib who says i won't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418488) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:56 PM Author: spectacular cruise ship will you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418497) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib i'll let you ponder that, summer
best tip for the summer though - BE GENUINE and stop kissing asshole all the time. people can smell it from a mile away and nobody likes it. the most someone will say is that "you're okay and seem nice enough" |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib but seriously, what happened to good old neutrality? if the work sucks don't tell me you "have enjoyed all of it" just say it's been alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418504) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: lemon skinny woman I remember when I was a summer, my office mate told the MP over lunch that a task she was doing was mindless and he laid into her. She spent the rest of the summer sweating a no offer. I just lulz'd on the inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418516) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib and he got an offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418522) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: lemon skinny woman She did.
Edit: in fact, she's now the MP's right hand woman. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse liquid oxygen bullying summers is highly credited. I definitely recommend it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418520) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib not bullying, but me and a senior buddy of mine were talking about how fake a summer seemed today, and my buddy said "he seemed nice enough" but there's something "off about him"
yeah, it's called kissing asshole. most people seem off while kissing asshole. it's that stinky, shit smell. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: canary alpha theater bro i think it's prob a big deal for SAs to do whatever to try and get a job dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418586) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 4:33 PM Author: Coral floppy ticket booth your buddy seems like a dipshit. he seems off because he's not a psychopath and he's prob resenting this humiliating dance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23423252) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: emerald thriller international law enforcement agency i can totally tell you are an edgy, grizzled old vet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418527) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib not even close. i'm just annoyed with fake, suck ups, not just summers, but people senior and in my year too. half the people in biglaw are this way. the other half are bitching about them to each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418539) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: emerald thriller international law enforcement agency do these summer come up to, unsolicited, and start talking about how they love the work? or do they say the work is interesting when asked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418545) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib more or less unsolicited. i ask them how their summer is going so far (general question, nothing probing), and they ramble on and on. i'm sitting here fake listening, thinking about other stuff. then my bullshit radar turns on when i hear they say "i have really enjoyed everything i've done so far" and "the work has been really interesting." unless your hobby is collecting paper that looks like brad pitt, you should not find any biglaw work interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418551) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: emerald thriller international law enforcement agency seriously man, if you ask them how it's going what do you expect them to say? obviously, there's a point where telling you that they've enjoyed the work turns into obnoxious ass kissing, but come on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418560) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:05 PM Author: salmon bossy mental disorder shitlib i expect them to say "it's good. been going to a lot of events, getting free stuff, doing some fun/minimal work." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418563) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: emerald thriller international law enforcement agency lol. they'd be stupid to say that. half of your uptight colleagues would snitch on them for the latter part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418568) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: know-it-all principal's office nibblets When I was a summer I got half way through a sentence where I basically told an associate that a bunch of people at the firm were unbearable douchebags. Then I stopped mid-sentence (realizing what I was doing) and my mouth just hung open. Lucky as fuck the associate is cool and agrees. I definitely could have been no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418686) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: canary alpha theater describe pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418723) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: know-it-all principal's office nibblets I mean, I think that's it.
I was forced to go to an event with a group of super arrogant attorneys at the firm. The type of people that you wouldn't fucking believe exist. They have zero inside voice and they think the way to make friends is to tell story after story that end in "and then [FAMOUS PERSON] told me I was the best lawyer ever, and I said you're fucking right!!!" (and similar shit like that).
Somehow, there were like 4 of them that were really really close and the firm thought it was a great idea to send summers with them because they were the up-and-coming big dog partners. Like mid 40s, but everyone thought they were going places. As an aside, these people were actually huge rainmakers, which made me wonder how the fuck rich people can handle being around d-bags like this for long enough to hire them as their attorney.
So I spent a night at some really nice restaurant eating steak and drinking, and hearing story after story about how great these guys were. It was like 6 hours of this shit. I didn't sleep much that night because they kept me out so late, and I got to work with bloodshot eyes, tired as fuck, and hung over as fuck. The associate dropped in the office I shared with another summer clerk (the other clerk wasn't there which is a good thing because she was a coniving cunt that would have outed the fuck out of me). The associate asked how my night was, and I just started to spill my guts. Talking all kinds of shit about how those guys were fucking clowns and I couldn't believe they existed in real life. Half way through my story I realized I didn't know the associate for shit, didn't know if she liked the guys I was with, didn't know anything about her. And my mouth just fell open and there was silence for like 10 full seconds. Then she left the office and I couldn't get work done all week. She's at a different firm now, but any time we run into each other she tells that story and tells everyone how awesome it was. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:43 PM Author: canary alpha theater 180. i can't believe people like exist. sucks she wouldn't have just said 'lol i know!' and went into it with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419038) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:45 PM Author: know-it-all principal's office nibblets That's actually a good point. I think she was more surprised than anything. Next time I see her I'll ask her why she left me hanging. She definitely didn't tell anyone, since I got an offer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419056) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: canary alpha theater Did the douchebags get pwned at least in the interim? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419092) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 12:04 AM Author: know-it-all principal's office nibblets No. They're still big dogs. One had some of his progress derailed, but they're still on top. I'm still at their firm. I avoid them pretty good. Sometimes it grinds my gears that complete d-bags make it as far as they do, but that's life man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419226) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: garnet massive selfie Sounds like your typical ALPHA V25 M&A Bro Clique. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23423220) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Green personal credit line space i enjoyed the part about spitting on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418534) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Green personal credit line space i hope someone spits on me and punches me in the mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418553) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: canary alpha theater (benzo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418599) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:11 PM Author: Green personal credit line space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418614) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: drab racy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23418947) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 4:26 PM Author: cracking spruce associate sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23423193) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:38 PM Author: Motley Legal Warrant Native Just in case there are any summers in this thread, don't listen to this dude.
In my review my enthusiasm got brought up.
I don't think I even had poor enthusiasm. They're just clearly is a fucking box for them to rate you on it - so you'd be wise to conform your behavior to what is on their boxes. If they have to no offer a few people, they're going to look at those boxes. |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:44 PM Author: marvelous police squad stead probably larry summers, i bet he's a real knowitall douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419048) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: adventurous lime gaping unfortunately, all the people that matter love that fake enthusiasm. too aspie to realize it's contrived and too aspie to have interests outside of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419098) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 5:16 PM Author: Apoplectic Gas Station Son Of Senegal THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23423550) |
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Date: June 17th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: Sticky public bath (azn) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23419100) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 5:08 PM Author: Galvanic swollen tank gaming laptop thanks Holden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2284894&forum_id=2#23423489) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 7:17 PM Author: bat shit crazy brunch would be a cool twist if they were really firm auditors deciding who to shitcan.
sighhhhhh |