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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
cheese-eating ivory theater
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
Comical ape headpube
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
violet institution messiness
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
bat-shit-crazy range
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Glittery white crackhouse ladyboy
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
180 office sweet tailpipe
  05/18/13
DSL's
yapping queen of the night
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
umber exhilarant nowag
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
180 office sweet tailpipe
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
Seedy Stead Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
Sticky bull headed property
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
180 office sweet tailpipe
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
Sticky bull headed property
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
Sticky bull headed property
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
Topaz Native Son Of Senegal
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
Sticky bull headed property
  05/19/13
Doubt it
Topaz Native Son Of Senegal
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
drab pea-brained faggot firefighter
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Vivacious Frum Theater Stage Friendly Grandma
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
Sexy philosopher-king home
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
floppy church building
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
Odious walnut sanctuary deer antler
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
transparent flatulent university immigrant
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
brilliant vibrant roast beef ceo
  05/25/13
...
Sexy philosopher-king home
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
drab pea-brained faggot firefighter
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
clear step-uncle's house
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mexican
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mexican
  05/18/13
your point
Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
cheese-eating ivory theater
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
maroon keepsake machete corner
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Turquoise mewling dragon stage
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry
  05/19/13
Link
cheese-eating ivory theater
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
cheese-eating ivory theater
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
maroon keepsake machete corner
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
cheese-eating ivory theater
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
Judgmental toaster
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Bateful metal point tank
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
talking apoplectic school idea he suggested
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
Cerebral well-lubricated orchestra pit potus
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
talking apoplectic school idea he suggested
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
nighttime kitchen
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
Sexy philosopher-king home
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
cheese-eating ivory theater
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry
  05/19/13
lol
Cracking indigo national security agency gas station
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Bateful metal point tank
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
Boyish pearl becky heaven
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
bearded dopamine
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
Trip lodge
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
Misunderstood locus sound barrier
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
Misunderstood locus sound barrier
  05/25/13
...
clear step-uncle's house
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
Exciting opaque trump supporter
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
Sexy philosopher-king home
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
territorial irradiated piazza
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: Comical ape headpube

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: violet institution messiness

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy range

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Glittery white crackhouse ladyboy

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: 180 office sweet tailpipe

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: yapping queen of the night

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: umber exhilarant nowag

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: 180 office sweet tailpipe

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Seedy Stead Scourge Upon The Earth

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Sticky bull headed property

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: 180 office sweet tailpipe

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Sticky bull headed property

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Sticky bull headed property

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Topaz Native Son Of Senegal

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: Sticky bull headed property

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: Topaz Native Son Of Senegal

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: drab pea-brained faggot firefighter

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Frum Theater Stage Friendly Grandma

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Sexy philosopher-king home

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: floppy church building

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Odious walnut sanctuary deer antler

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: transparent flatulent university immigrant

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: brilliant vibrant roast beef ceo

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Sexy philosopher-king home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: drab pea-brained faggot firefighter

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: clear step-uncle's house

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mexican

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency mexican

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: maroon keepsake machete corner

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Turquoise mewling dragon stage

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: maroon keepsake machete corner

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Judgmental toaster

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful metal point tank

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: talking apoplectic school idea he suggested

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Cerebral well-lubricated orchestra pit potus

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: talking apoplectic school idea he suggested

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: nighttime kitchen

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Sexy philosopher-king home

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating ivory theater

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Cerise Personal Credit Line Foreskin

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged pink forum faggotry

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Cracking indigo national security agency gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful metal point tank

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Boyish pearl becky heaven

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: bearded dopamine

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Trip lodge

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood locus sound barrier

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood locus sound barrier

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: clear step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting opaque trump supporter

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Sexy philosopher-king home

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: territorial irradiated piazza

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)