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JEW friend spent 10 mins adding up tab to save $2

I went out to dinner with some friends. The one Jew in the g...
flickering juggernaut
  07/13/12
lol jews are horrible.
saffron piazza
  07/13/12
Indians do this too. And guess what, guess what are the ...
frozen ocher dysfunction
  07/13/12
spsskins? gtfo
racy charcoal gas station selfie
  07/13/12
Why did it take him 10 minutes to add up his order?
180 market boistinker
  07/13/12
he thought he owed less than what he was TOLD by the group. ...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
bastards! jewing a good man out of $2
angry costumed jew corner
  07/13/12
typical antisemites ITT. *tries to screw over the jew* ...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
We all just said "lets split it the same between all of...
flickering juggernaut
  07/13/12
it's beyond retarded and annoying that gentiles split checks...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
From the tables around us, all I heard was "this ones o...
flickering juggernaut
  07/13/12
in order to assimilate into mainstream society, jews need to...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
i especially enjoy even-split dining in groups with lots of ...
Razzmatazz hall
  07/13/12
girls are more likely to order expensive drinks tho, so it p...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
I have noticed this as well, brother. Went to a birthday ...
flickering juggernaut
  07/13/12
180
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
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angry costumed jew corner
  07/14/12
Normally I don't mind it but occasionally you get the friend...
cyan floppy center
  07/14/12
flame. you don't have any friends.
pearl people who are hurt site
  07/13/12
jews are incredibly stingy. Indians are just plain unethical...
Razzmatazz hall
  07/13/12
and jews aren't? LOL
Anal zombie-like base
  07/13/12
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adventurous elastic band
  07/13/12
this is kind of a great idea, ty
Embarrassed to the bone parlour
  07/13/12
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adventurous elastic band
  07/13/12
my family used to go to to this restaurant and make lemonade...
Pungent disrespectful national
  07/13/12
Dude, jewing starbucks doesn't even count as jewing.
cyan floppy center
  07/14/12
Not to mention, they're really jewing you by charging you wh...
cyan floppy center
  07/14/12
they steam the milk, dont they.
Anal zombie-like base
  07/14/12
idk, but why would you steam milk only to pour it over ice?
cyan floppy center
  07/14/12
...
adventurous elastic band
  07/14/12
this is smart as hell
motley really tough guy
  07/14/12
kewt
Bat-shit-crazy police squad degenerate
  07/13/12
russian jew here. i notice that nonjew americans are almost ...
bistre drunken spot immigrant
  07/13/12
When I share meals with my East Asian and South Asian friend...
multi-colored light stain gaming laptop
  07/13/12
When it is approx. $52 $52 $52 $52 $52 $50 It is a lot ea...
flickering juggernaut
  07/14/12
stop having jew friends
impressive lemon pit karate
  07/14/12
you should have all demanded your dime back from the fifty c...
beady-eyed overrated macaca
  07/14/12
tcr. I'll demand it next time I see him out.
flickering juggernaut
  07/14/12
Knew a dood in ls that would go to dinner and ask for extra ...
Wonderful Alcoholic Pocket Flask Shrine
  07/14/12
Was this guy Jewish?
flickering juggernaut
  07/14/12
he was a GINO (gentile in name only)
Wonderful Alcoholic Pocket Flask Shrine
  07/14/12
one time a banker stranger paid for my whole table's meal
motley really tough guy
  07/14/12
My dot head bf is constantly doing shit like this.
Blue idiot
  07/14/12
This is why I don't have friends. Why the hell would you eve...
Deranged Tank
  07/14/12
He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend's friend.
flickering juggernaut
  07/14/12


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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: flickering juggernaut

I went out to dinner with some friends. The one Jew in the group spent a good 10 mins adding up his part of the tab because he thought he owed less than what he was told by the group.

After all that, he owed $2 less. Each of us gave him 50 cents.

WTF is the point of this? I would never do such a thing. Is it really true that Jews are this cheap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081043)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: saffron piazza

lol jews are horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081065)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: frozen ocher dysfunction

Indians do this too.

And guess what, guess what are the two richest groups in America? Jews and Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081067)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: racy charcoal gas station selfie

spsskins? gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081803)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: 180 market boistinker

Why did it take him 10 minutes to add up his order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081750)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

he thought he owed less than what he was TOLD by the group. and he was correct. sounds like the group tried to jew him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081759)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: angry costumed jew corner

bastards! jewing a good man out of $2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081768)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

typical antisemites ITT.

*tries to screw over the jew*

*makes jew look bad when he complains you screwed him over*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081785)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: flickering juggernaut

We all just said "lets split it the same between all of us to make it easy".

Right then his eyes lit up with horror because he had no soda while the rest of us did. So he sat there adding up his tab (we had one BIG tab) over and over.

I would never do this. Just throw down the cash. We are talking $2 on a $300+ tab. WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081783)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

it's beyond retarded and annoying that gentiles split checks, but this is something i resentfully accept when i dine with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081790)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: flickering juggernaut

From the tables around us, all I heard was "this ones on me!" or "nono, I have this one."

But because of our Jew friend, our table was the one staring at the tab for 10+ mins bickering over two fucking dollars. Then everyone walks away from the nice dinner rolling their eyes.

Fucking stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081804)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

in order to assimilate into mainstream society, jews need to accept that gentiles split checks. therefore, the credited jew strategy is to make sure you moar than anyone else to get your money's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081814)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hall

i especially enjoy even-split dining in groups with lots of girls - they get bill-pwnt hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081827)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

girls are more likely to order expensive drinks tho, so it probably evens out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081924)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: flickering juggernaut

I have noticed this as well, brother.

Went to a birthday party at a beer garden last summer. We got a MASSIVE plate of food to split between everyone.

The two Jews in the party dove in the second the plate arrived. Eating and eating. Even when I knew they had to be full they kept chowing down.

It sucks, because then you feel like you have to shove food down your own throat or you'll get no food. I like to sit back and enjoy the food. These guys were just trying to eat as much as they could.

After it was all over, the girlfriend of the Jew had to leave early and left the Jewish guy $30 ($20 for her part and $10 to pay for a birthday drink for birthday girl) to go to the tab. I saw this transaction but noone else did.

When it came time to pay? He threw down her $20 (not $30) and thus screwed over the birthday girl.

Total fucking bullshit. WTF?

I told the birthday girl when I was out with her a month later. She rolled her eyes and said "yea, I'm not supprised. He's cheap as shit"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081869)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081928)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: angry costumed jew corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082710)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:50 AM
Author: cyan floppy center

Normally I don't mind it but occasionally you get the friend who orders several drinks while everyone else has one and is like "hey lets get a bunch of appetizers" and then "oh let's just split it it's easier"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082674)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: pearl people who are hurt site

flame. you don't have any friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081740)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hall

jews are incredibly stingy. Indians are just plain unethical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081748)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Anal zombie-like base

and jews aren't? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081773)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081782)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlour

this is kind of a great idea, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081812)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:12 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081954)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Pungent disrespectful national

my family used to go to to this restaurant and make lemonade using the water, lemons, and sugar on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081824)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: cyan floppy center

Dude, jewing starbucks doesn't even count as jewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082686)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: cyan floppy center

Not to mention, they're really jewing you by charging you what $2.50 extra just to pour some milk into your espresso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082693)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Anal zombie-like base

they steam the milk, dont they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082713)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: cyan floppy center

idk, but why would you steam milk only to pour it over ice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082744)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086095)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: motley really tough guy

this is smart as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085855)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy police squad degenerate

kewt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081935)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: bistre drunken spot immigrant

russian jew here. i notice that nonjew americans are almost as guilty of this as nonrussian jews. you just have no culture..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081969)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: multi-colored light stain gaming laptop

When I share meals with my East Asian and South Asian friends, we take turns treating one another--no one takes tabs.

When I share meals with my Irish, Italian, and Eastern European friends, each person pays his own portion.

Is bill-splitting some shameless prole phenomenon?

I empathize with the Jew--I'm not letting myself get stabbed in the back by strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082040)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: flickering juggernaut

When it is approx. $52 $52 $52 $52 $52 $50

It is a lot easier to just hand over cards and say split it 6 ways than to break it down and nit-pick every last cent. This was the situation.

But instead of paying and leaving happy. We had to all sit around for 10 extra minutes waiting for the Jew to add up everything and inform us we each owed him approx $0.50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082461)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: impressive lemon pit karate

stop having jew friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082699)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed overrated macaca

you should have all demanded your dime back from the fifty cents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082819)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: flickering juggernaut

tcr.

I'll demand it next time I see him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21084133)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Alcoholic Pocket Flask Shrine

Knew a dood in ls that would go to dinner and ask for extra lemons for his water, then take sugar from the table and the lemons and make his own lemonade but only pay for water. It is possibly the moast TTT thing I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21083972)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: flickering juggernaut

Was this guy Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21084121)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Alcoholic Pocket Flask Shrine

he was a GINO (gentile in name only)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085795)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: motley really tough guy

one time a banker stranger paid for my whole table's meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085862)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Blue idiot

My dot head bf is constantly doing shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085871)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:28 PM
Author: Deranged Tank

This is why I don't have friends. Why the hell would you even hang out with that jerk-off in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086067)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: flickering juggernaut

He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend's friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086197)