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Mormon Junior Associate ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT At My Firm

He has brought in business from multiple F500 companies. Al...
lavender jet-lagged azn karate
  05/29/13
& jews, of course, though that is more competitive. L...
Crimson internal respiration dopamine
  05/29/13
that bad in the US?
razzle-dazzle tank turdskin
  05/29/13
does he have a beautiful stay at home wife? how old is he?
splenetic site depressive
  05/29/13
Does he have more than one stay at home wife???
Aphrodisiac National Windowlicker
  05/29/13
that's not common among modern mormons. but over the years,...
splenetic site depressive
  05/29/13
Every mormon has a hot, young wife. It's insane. I wonder if...
Shivering cracking idiot corn cake
  05/29/13
BYU is insane man - even the nerdiest most aspie faggots get...
Violet university
  05/29/13
virgin atheists FUMING MAD, heating up their basements
Transparent knife milk
  05/29/13
I call flame...flame greater than HBS flame even!
Mind-boggling quadroon
  05/30/13
It's not flame, but it's not 180 like it's being made out to...
Demanding sound barrier principal's office
  05/30/13
You think so? Prudish like Catholic girls maybe!
Mind-boggling quadroon
  05/30/13
Yes, he does. She's mid 20s. Tall and blonde. I sat with...
lavender jet-lagged azn karate
  05/29/13
any kids yet?
splenetic site depressive
  05/29/13
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lavender jet-lagged azn karate
  05/29/13
What kind of leverage can an associate like that exercise? ...
pearl duck-like personal credit line
  05/29/13
Not really. there are always some old as fuck partners who ...
Crimson internal respiration dopamine
  05/29/13
I like Mormons way better than Jews. Jews are so yucky
effete state faggot firefighter
  05/29/13
Agreed.
lavender jet-lagged azn karate
  05/29/13
mormons are nicer only in that they look as "outsiders&...
Violet university
  05/29/13
I'd take "join my club man" over "were better...
effete state faggot firefighter
  05/29/13
which sounds like the sort of club that the kind of people t...
Vigorous senate gaping
  05/29/13
cr
Mind-boggling quadroon
  05/30/13
!!!
Big misunderstood cruise ship nowag
  05/29/13
cr. the mormons ive known have always been warm and kind. ba...
azure doobsian double fault dysfunction
  05/29/13
i've only really met mormons in the past 5 years or so and t...
white vengeful spot sex offender
  05/29/13
(Gay guy.)
amber mad-dog skullcap
  05/29/13
i wonder if we know the same bro.
Violet university
  05/29/13
His first initial is P. What about you?
lavender jet-lagged azn karate
  05/29/13
nope, M
Violet university
  05/29/13
OUTTED
Bright school cafeteria becky
  05/29/13
settle down
Violet university
  05/29/13
don't talk down to me bro
Bright school cafeteria becky
  05/29/13
we coo
Violet university
  05/29/13
we good
Bright school cafeteria becky
  05/29/13
Last initial d?
puce chapel
  05/29/13
Is his last initial also P? I know a Mormon junior associate...
territorial psychic
  05/29/13
Does he work from home and post regularly
Sable high-end school pervert
  05/29/13
I think I know the same person. Does he own a robe?
Lascivious marketing idea corner
  05/29/13
in on BMC
twinkling alpha
  05/29/13
Yeah mormon connections can be powerful. They are like a com...
Demanding sound barrier principal's office
  05/30/13
So would you fuck his wife if presented the opportunity?
Electric Spruce Pistol Rehab
  05/30/13
LJL @ thought that faithful Mormon CGWBT would ever cheat
Mind-boggling quadroon
  05/30/13
She'd be too hopped up on anti-depressants to even broach th...
Stirring Gunner Native
  05/30/13
LJL @ thought that Mormon CGWBTs could be anything but supre...
Mind-boggling quadroon
  05/30/13


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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged azn karate

He has brought in business from multiple F500 companies. All the work is via Mormon connections. This shit is ridiculous. Mormonism is really the best religion for business development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291736)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Crimson internal respiration dopamine

& jews, of course, though that is more competitive.

LOL @ WASPs and Catholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291760)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tank turdskin

that bad in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291769)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: splenetic site depressive

does he have a beautiful stay at home wife? how old is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291764)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac National Windowlicker

Does he have more than one stay at home wife???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291768)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: splenetic site depressive

that's not common among modern mormons. but over the years, i've met a huge number of very successful mormon bros and they all have hot wives. they also start families way earlier than other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291774)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Shivering cracking idiot corn cake

Every mormon has a hot, young wife. It's insane. I wonder if the successful ones just get the pick of the litter, or if all the girls are this hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292402)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Violet university

BYU is insane man - even the nerdiest most aspie faggots get setup with good looking mormon girls and are married up at 21.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292460)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Transparent knife milk

virgin atheists FUMING MAD, heating up their basements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292498)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

I call flame...flame greater than HBS flame even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297812)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Demanding sound barrier principal's office

It's not flame, but it's not 180 like it's being made out to be. Oh wow, passably good looking girls, except that they're prude and weird due to their strange, cultish religion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297826)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

You think so? Prudish like Catholic girls maybe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297874)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged azn karate

Yes, he does.

She's mid 20s. Tall and blonde. I sat with them at the firm's holiday dinner. Very polite and soft spoken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291787)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: splenetic site depressive

any kids yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged azn karate

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291812)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: pearl duck-like personal credit line

What kind of leverage can an associate like that exercise?

Could he demand and get partnership after like only 4 years?

Can he bill 1200 hours a year and tell the firm to stuff it if they don't like it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291759)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Crimson internal respiration dopamine

Not really. there are always some old as fuck partners who will refuse to change the system, and he needs some firm somewhere to prop him up.

Hopefully the firm isn't lockstep partnership comp, though, otherwise he's going to need to leave eventually anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291763)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: effete state faggot firefighter

I like Mormons way better than Jews. Jews are so yucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291779)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged azn karate

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291788)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Violet university

mormons are nicer only in that they look as "outsiders" as potential converts and thus not as separate from them as jews look at non jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: effete state faggot firefighter

I'd take "join my club man" over "were better and you can't come in" any day. Which one sounds more grown up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292855)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Vigorous senate gaping

which sounds like the sort of club that the kind of people that post on this board would want to be in more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23294325)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297827)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Big misunderstood cruise ship nowag

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291801)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: azure doobsian double fault dysfunction

cr. the mormons ive known have always been warm and kind. basically opposite of jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: white vengeful spot sex offender

i've only really met mormons in the past 5 years or so and they're all credited bros. i used to think that they were being fake nice but i think it's actually all genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292844)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: amber mad-dog skullcap

(Gay guy.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23293992)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: Violet university

i wonder if we know the same bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291784)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: lavender jet-lagged azn karate

His first initial is P. What about you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Violet university

nope, M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291800)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria becky

OUTTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291811)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Violet university

settle down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291814)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria becky

don't talk down to me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291818)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Violet university

we coo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291825)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria becky

we good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23291831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: puce chapel

Last initial d?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292382)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: territorial psychic

Is his last initial also P? I know a Mormon junior associate PP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292423)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: Sable high-end school pervert

Does he work from home and post regularly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292577)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious marketing idea corner

I think I know the same person. Does he own a robe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23292854)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: twinkling alpha

in on BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23293999)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Demanding sound barrier principal's office

Yeah mormon connections can be powerful. They are like a combination of the clannish, hook-each-other-up aspect of jews, and the uptight, lily-white cold humorlessness of wasps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297808)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: Electric Spruce Pistol Rehab

So would you fuck his wife if presented the opportunity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297814)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

LJL @ thought that faithful Mormon CGWBT would ever cheat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297830)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:47 AM
Author: Stirring Gunner Native

She'd be too hopped up on anti-depressants to even broach the subject coherently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297863)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling quadroon

LJL @ thought that Mormon CGWBTs could be anything but supremely happy due to their 180 godly lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268441&forum_id=2#23297879)