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Law clerk did shitty work - let it go or report it up the chain?

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lavender home
  04/24/13
i'd say chew him out pretty good but don't rat him out unles...
irradiated filthpig fanboi
  04/24/13
Why don't you just bitch him out and make him redo it?
henna rigor
  04/24/13
just sit down with him and run through all the problems with...
Indigo locus nowag
  04/24/13
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lavender home
  04/24/13
Very important. What was the fuck up? If it was something...
Rebellious center
  04/24/13
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lavender home
  04/24/13
lol as if he cares what johnsmeyer thinks
Honey-headed Friendly Grandma
  04/24/13
180
Rebellious center
  04/24/13
is he coming on after graduation?
Magenta milk
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lavender home
  04/24/13
"....he should be thankful he has this opportunity.&quo...
Yellow concupiscible laser beams
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ungodly school hairy legs
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lavender home
  04/24/13
How much does he get paid? How large is the firm?
henna rigor
  04/24/13
only credited question in the entire thread
Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat
  06/18/13
I'd say chew his ass out, but do what you can to cover for h...
cyan theatre fat ankles
  04/24/13
this
Soul-stirring citrine genital piercing
  04/24/13
titcr
bateful violent principal's office
  04/24/13
180, especially this part: "Make sure he knows that ...
Appetizing chad
  04/25/13
i.e., pulling a Pete Campbell?
jet newt nibblets
  06/18/13
are you female? just deal with this between the two of you. ...
ungodly school hairy legs
  04/24/13
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lavender home
  04/24/13
If he fucks up again though, you know what to do ---> shi...
spectacular heaven half-breed
  04/24/13
How much does he get paid? Biglaw? Is this one of those ip e...
olive area
  04/24/13
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lavender home
  04/24/13
If he gets paid a shit ton then there is no excuse. If it i...
Razzmatazz ape bawdyhouse
  04/24/13
protip most people -- especially perfectionist law dorks -- ...
ungodly school hairy legs
  04/25/13
I don't believe that you're a professional employment consul...
olive area
  04/25/13
if it's a small office, dont cover for him. you dont want to...
embarrassed to the bone preventive strike base
  04/24/13
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Pearly therapy trump supporter
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lavender home
  06/18/13
Did he have a good reputation before this? It's hard to ...
purple fragrant goal in life garrison
  06/18/13
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lavender home
  06/18/13
what type of firm are you at? no doobs but it's kind of ...
Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat
  06/18/13
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lavender home
  06/18/13
gotcha. so this is like non-shitlaw type stuff?
Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat
  06/18/13
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lavender home
  06/18/13
so this bro just cost himself huge since he went from potent...
Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat
  06/18/13
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lavender home
  06/18/13
How times have changed. Back in the old days even Cravath wo...
crawly lodge
  06/18/13
if you already knew everything he needed to do and gave him ...
Coral histrionic abode knife
  06/18/13
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lavender home
  06/18/13
the way you described it made it seem like you told him exac...
Coral histrionic abode knife
  06/18/13
How did he get hired if he is seemingly too dumb to finish p...
learning disabled meetinghouse turdskin
  06/18/13
Do you feel any guilt you ruined this bros life?
Lilac 180 ladyboy
  06/18/13
School range? If legit TTT then don't feel bad, he shouldn'...
red swashbuckling circlehead
  06/18/13


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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: irradiated filthpig fanboi

i'd say chew him out pretty good but don't rat him out unless he fucks up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068377)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: henna rigor

Why don't you just bitch him out and make him redo it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068379)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: Indigo locus nowag

just sit down with him and run through all the problems with it. you probably should have checked in with him sooner to see how he was progressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068387)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068400)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:14 PM
Author: Rebellious center

Very important. What was the fuck up?

If it was something like a SJ motion, he has no excuses. Even if the arguments are off, it should be relatively straightforward.

But if it's something obscure where 5 people in the history of the earth ever did, and he messed up, cut him some slack.

Example, once a dude asked me to draft some NY REAL PROPERTY MOTION Discharging a mortgage. There were no samples, he had no idea how to do it, and the clerk of the court was like "LOL". I had no idea what law it was based on.

I ended up doing it based on reading the CPLR and the NY Real Property Law and it took THREE filings for the judge to actually accept it.

Client was pissed it took so long but MY BAD BRO I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068412)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed Friendly Grandma

lol as if he cares what johnsmeyer thinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068432)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Rebellious center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068472)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: Magenta milk

is he coming on after graduation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068378)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Yellow concupiscible laser beams

"....he should be thankful he has this opportunity."

You sound like a fucking boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068395)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: ungodly school hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068407)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: henna rigor

How much does he get paid? How large is the firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068467)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat

only credited question in the entire thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424545)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:14 PM
Author: cyan theatre fat ankles

I'd say chew his ass out, but do what you can to cover for him. Make sure he knows that he is your bitch now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068414)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring citrine genital piercing

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068445)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: bateful violent principal's office

titcr

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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Appetizing chad

180, especially this part:

"Make sure he knows that he is your bitch now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074226)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: jet newt nibblets

i.e., pulling a Pete Campbell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424678)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: ungodly school hairy legs

are you female? just deal with this between the two of you. i would say patiently go through it with him and make it obvious how much it sucks but without directly saying it sucks.

the best policy is to shame him in a way that makes him feel he let you down but without him feeling resentment toward you. so don't be a dick to him about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068419)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:18 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: spectacular heaven half-breed

If he fucks up again though, you know what to do ---> shitcan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068455)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: olive area

How much does he get paid? Biglaw? Is this one of those ip externship deals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068457)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068487)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ape bawdyhouse

If he gets paid a shit ton then there is no excuse. If it is $12 an hour and is drafting Motions or briefs or has some esoteric research assignment then maybe not. As you shoudld have been more on top of it. This doesn't sound like is the case though.

Sidenote: When I was a clerk, I was getting $10-15. One time, a Partner wrote "shit" on one of the briefs I drafted for him. The only real reason he told me he wrote it was because I didn't repetitively include a common phrase/piece of jargon that he had wrote in the margins a few times. I will never forget that day.

I probably would have little pity for a highly paid kid who just does shit work on petty shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068850)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: ungodly school hairy legs

protip most people -- especially perfectionist law dorks -- will do their best whether making $15 per hour or $50 per hour. and some people may actually perform WORSE making more because they feel too stressed to be perfect given their high pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074285)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: olive area

I don't believe that you're a professional employment consultant and that was REMINDER at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074327)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone preventive strike base

if it's a small office, dont cover for him. you dont want to have to work with a bitchass like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068867)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Pearly therapy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074231)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: lavender home



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: purple fragrant goal in life garrison

Did he have a good reputation before this?

It's hard to imagine someone doing that unless they don't care / don't respect you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424546)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424556)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat

what type of firm are you at?

no doobs but it's kind of hard to get a handle on all this b/c i've never heard of a firm with a 3L clerk or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424550)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424564)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat

gotcha. so this is like non-shitlaw type stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424572)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424575)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Autistic Kitty Cat

so this bro just cost himself huge since he went from potential midlaw type salary to NEVERWILLBEJERB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424583)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424599)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: crawly lodge

How times have changed. Back in the old days even Cravath would ask summers to stay on as 3L law clerks who work part time. 'twas a simpler time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424581)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: Coral histrionic abode knife

if you already knew everything he needed to do and gave him from Friday until Sunday to do it, why did it then take you so long to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424594)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: lavender home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424614)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Coral histrionic abode knife

the way you described it made it seem like you told him exactly what needed to be done to fix stuff, not that he was rewriting/researching stuff from scratch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424637)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: learning disabled meetinghouse turdskin

How did he get hired if he is seemingly too dumb to finish projects? Has he always been bad at work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424878)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:38 PM
Author: Lilac 180 ladyboy

Do you feel any guilt you ruined this bros life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424748)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: red swashbuckling circlehead

School range? If legit TTT then don't feel bad, he shouldn't have gone to law school in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424825)