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Date: June 8th, 2013 12:56 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes ight because "it's imperative [counter party] gets it first thing Monday. Tracking back through the email chain that the request was included in, I can see that they've been talking about this for about 6 weeks, so it makes perfect sense to drop it on the lawyers on a Saturday morning to turn in 36 hours over a weekend. I swear to god this shit is done intentionally to keep legal costs down. The best part is, the client himself is "out of pocket" much of the weekend but is confident the lawyers can pull together the information needed from some junior people at the relevant companies that he offered up. Fuck. Biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352345) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Amber Fighting Crotch Internal Respiration Him: Fucking your ass because he can, and because frankly it'll be cheaper for him this way.
You: Poast. |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes Well, yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352389) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: Magenta business firm son of senegal It isn't a secret that this is done intentionally to keep legal costs down...because it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352364) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes I repeat: fuck. Biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352371) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Cracking mustard puppy There really should be higher rates charged for this work like with a normal profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352374) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:03 PM Author: Magenta business firm son of senegal Well, if I am forced to do weekend work I am very liberal with billing, so there kind of is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352379) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: lake fortuitous meteor garrison oh, saturday am for sunday night turnaround? bill every single minute regardless, claim two hours sleep on sat night, if that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23356146) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:03 PM Author: Swashbuckling House No it doesnt. You just staff more people on the same project to get it done in 2 days. It actually opens up more avenues for overbilling the fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352380) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Magenta business firm son of senegal As compared to being involved for 6 weeks revising the draft term sheet, it certainly is still cheaper to drop it on them at the end just to draft it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352395) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes In my experience it does effectively keep the costs down but it does so at the risk of putting shitty deal docs in place and the risks that accompany that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352402) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: Magenta business firm son of senegal There is a large percentage of biz people out there that think that deal lawyers are basically useless at the term sheet stage and try to keep them out of the process as much as possible...usually these people are not very sharp, but still. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352412) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes If this trend continues then this career path is going to become unbearable to the point that nobody will take it. It's funny, the partner on the deal, a total veteran and typically unflappable, was PISSED. I mean I can't imagine dealing with this kind of crap for n extended period of time. Life's too short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352431) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:18 PM Author: Vivacious point no, there are enough desperate and risk-averse people to deal with anything for 3-4 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352440) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: aggressive striped hyena reading party There's no question some people purposefully overbill in these situations. Like, "This was 12 hours of work, but you ruined my fucking weekend and made me work at a frentic pace, so I'm billing 15 hours." Of course, people don't admit this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352479) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:21 PM Author: Appetizing kitchen jew And by 15 hours, you mean 48 hours, am I right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23353586) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 7:57 PM Author: boyish mauve wrinkle Not gonna lie, I do this all the time. My weekend hours mean way more to me, so if you are going to butcher my saturday, im going to ensure im compensated accordingly. Partners are bitches and won't bill you at a higher rate, so I'll just bill more hours.
Partner has hinted that he knows but seems not to care since im pretty good about time during the week. |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: stubborn autistic black woman Lol is that what you idiots think? When I'm sleep deprived shit takes me 10x as long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#25886065) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Swashbuckling House You're going to bill them 36 straight hours and you're going to staff 5 extra assholes on it just to spite them and then you'll come into the office on Monday and say "I worked 36 straight hours so see you Friday." Not a bad existence really. I had a big trial in April and shits been slow since. Basically I've been on vacation for a month. For all the all nighters there are just as many down days where you do next to nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352372) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:05 PM Author: Magenta business firm son of senegal It's like my buddy in Biglaw who after a 300 hour month asks me if I can play golf on some random Tuesday after his deal closed...and I'm like no, I have a regular job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352390) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes This would be true if I was just sitting around waiting for this particular client to toss this at me, but in reality, I have other shit going on that was keeping me plenty busy before this crap was dropped in my lap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352413) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: Vivacious point not in corp. there's always another deal to get staffed on (or that you were already staffed on). you don't build up a "reserve" of free time by having marathon periods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352414) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: Dead razzle-dazzle institution Also you'd prefer not to ruin the weekends of 5 other people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352463) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 10:27 PM Author: lake fortuitous meteor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23356173) |
Date: June 8th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: vigorous persian lol, another crybaby. boo hoo faggot. thousands of us go through this every fucking day without crying about it like complete fucking faggots. have you tried killing yourself? you give us a bad name. (whiny, unkempt faggots). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352461) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:25 PM Author: insane cuckoldry place of business i wonder if this is sustainable. lately it almost seems more common for saturday morning emergencies to arise than not, and in precisely the situation you describe. i'm getting out, personally. can't take this shit. would rather die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352473) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:31 PM Author: Dead razzle-dazzle institution Come to 9-5 mid law bro. That said I'm going into the office today but it's my first sat in the office in a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352491) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:41 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Bawdyhouse Useless Brakes Yeah it's hard to imagine doing this for the long haul. Imagine being at your kid's soccer game. What do you do, walk out into the field, grab him and throw him in the car because you need to go home to hop on an emergency call? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352541) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 7:51 PM Author: useless state No - like a man you ignore your phone for that two hours. If you answer, you tell them you cannot come in for two hours. Two hours is NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23355135) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy yellow main people just work 10 hours, bill 30, let someone else work 5 and bill 20, and call it a weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352483) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:30 PM Author: Azure Pontificating Elastic Band This NEVER ENDS bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352489) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:50 PM Author: Excitant Smoky Indirect Expression term sheets are simple breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352601) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 1:59 PM Author: Demanding nursing home What happens if the partner responded with: will have it ready for you on Tuesday afternoon. Hope all is well and have a good weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23352646) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:55 PM Author: tan sadistic parlor hunting ground CR. So long as he's sure to end the email with "Thanks!"
"Regards, ........,,,...,,,..,,,...,........,,.," |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:01 PM Author: insane cuckoldry place of business a partner would never do this. they're all in a race to the bottom, competing to be the most cravenly subservient bootlicking scum in ALL of new york city, because that's what gets them the green. they basically prostrate and humiliate themselves to bankers, destroying any prospect of a life, just for spare change. biglaw partners are the most pathetic losers you will ever meet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23353462) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:51 PM Author: vigorous persian calm down fagget there not that bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23353754) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 7:43 PM Author: hyperactive idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23355081) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: lake fortuitous meteor garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23356177) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: Disturbing slippery rigpig hall partners actually push back when things are impossible. sometimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23353536) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:19 PM Author: Offensive odious location When I was a 2nd year we got an email like this on a Saturday at 9:00 am over Memorial Day Weekend. It was not an emergency, but the client asked for something out of the blue and wanted it by Tuesday morning. Within 5 minutes of the email, my partner emailed back that everyone was away for the holiday and he would have to call everyone back to the office. He then simply asked, do you really need this Tuesday or will Wednesday work? The client emailed back and said, OK, Wednesday will work.
I never forgot that and have dropped all else when that partner asks for anything. |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: vigorous persian would you suck his cock if he axed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23353756) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 7:53 PM Author: useless state partner would axe his cock if he sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23355160) |
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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:03 AM Author: Titillating hot cumskin stage nicely done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23357599) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 9:27 PM Author: unholy whorehouse the fact that this is an extreme or noteworthy instance of a partner standing up for associates blows my fucking mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23355769) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: lake fortuitous meteor garrison it is definitely out of the ordinary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23356196) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:26 PM Author: Curious avocado hell In Philly, which is basically glorified midlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#25885873) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 7:32 PM Author: brilliant den Biglaw firms should unanimously raise rates by 15% if clients demand work on the weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23354997) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 8:04 PM Author: boyish mauve wrinkle This is the problem with today. Back in the day, when chill fratty bros ran the field, they would do exactly that. Now, with striverism and shit, if you did that some asshole would undercut you and steal the clients.
Fucked up world man. The entire industry is one huge prisoners dilemma, and we are the guys with gaping assholes crying in the shower. |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: lake fortuitous meteor garrison The entire industry is one huge prisoners dilemma, and we are the guys with gaping assholes crying in the shower.
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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:08 AM Author: Aqua Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#23357628) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: well-lubricated sneaky criminal toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#25884326) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:16 AM Author: razzmatazz theater Lol
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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: supple yapping sanctuary I would quit my job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2276428&forum_id=2#25885878) |