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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
Odious trailer park mood
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
Navy Headpube
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
Amber Frozen Crotch Space
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Jet main people organic girlfriend
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
Lascivious dark pistol
  05/18/13
DSL's
Lemon Turdskin Faggot Firefighter
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
Ruddy fortuitous meteor
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
Lascivious dark pistol
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
Overrated ultramarine corn cake hall
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
Aromatic pit
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
Lascivious dark pistol
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
Aromatic pit
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
Aromatic pit
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
Trip Drunken Area Incel
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
Aromatic pit
  05/19/13
Doubt it
Trip Drunken Area Incel
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
flatulent cerise tanning salon
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
histrionic primrose spot twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
Ocher church building
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
Maroon Angry Parlor Sandwich
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
razzle school cafeteria rigor
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
Motley marketing idea
  05/25/13
...
Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
flatulent cerise tanning salon
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
Snowy National Factory Reset Button
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Gay Queen Of The Night Senate
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
Demanding out-of-control crackhouse jew
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Gay Queen Of The Night Senate
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
Demanding out-of-control crackhouse jew
  05/18/13
your point
Gay Queen Of The Night Senate
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
titillating violent locus toaster
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Pearly Step-uncle's House Patrolman
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship
  05/19/13
Link
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
titillating violent locus toaster
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
flushed house
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship
  05/19/13
(Fag)
tan den
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
underhanded spectacular boistinker parlour
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
Marvelous sound barrier
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
underhanded spectacular boistinker parlour
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
Abnormal Boyish Orchestra Pit Water Buffalo
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Gay Queen Of The Night Senate
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship
  05/19/13
lol
thriller bright state sweet tailpipe
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
tan den
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
floppy liquid oxygen hominid
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
curious stage
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
diverse doobsian feces son of senegal
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
emerald stock car library
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
emerald stock car library
  05/25/13
...
Snowy National Factory Reset Button
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
confused adventurous center jap
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
Orchid Bossy Kitchen
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: Odious trailer park mood

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Navy Headpube

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Amber Frozen Crotch Space

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Jet main people organic girlfriend

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Lascivious dark pistol

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Lemon Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Ruddy fortuitous meteor

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Lascivious dark pistol

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Overrated ultramarine corn cake hall

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Aromatic pit

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Lascivious dark pistol

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Aromatic pit

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Aromatic pit

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Trip Drunken Area Incel

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: Aromatic pit

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: Trip Drunken Area Incel

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: flatulent cerise tanning salon

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: histrionic primrose spot twinkling uncleanness

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Ocher church building

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Maroon Angry Parlor Sandwich

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria rigor

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Motley marketing idea

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: flatulent cerise tanning salon

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: Snowy National Factory Reset Button

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Senate

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Demanding out-of-control crackhouse jew

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Senate

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Demanding out-of-control crackhouse jew

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Senate

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: titillating violent locus toaster

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Pearly Step-uncle's House Patrolman

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: titillating violent locus toaster

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: flushed house

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: tan den

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: underhanded spectacular boistinker parlour

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Marvelous sound barrier

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: underhanded spectacular boistinker parlour

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Boyish Orchestra Pit Water Buffalo

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: slimy razzle-dazzle skinny woman

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Gay Queen Of The Night Senate

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Insecure Chest-beating Cruise Ship

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: thriller bright state sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: tan den

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: floppy liquid oxygen hominid

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: curious stage

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: diverse doobsian feces son of senegal

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: emerald stock car library

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: emerald stock car library

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Snowy National Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: confused adventurous center jap

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone insane meetinghouse

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Orchid Bossy Kitchen

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)